I can't have incel kids. I need them to be incredibly accomplished.

[Deleted member 15164]

I'm getting my kids into acting or sports. They need a pipeline to gain massive amounts of wealth to stave off any inclinations of inceldom. And to start I need to impregenate blonde stacies so that there genes will provide my kids with good looks sufficient enough to put a stake in both those industries.

 

[Deleted member 9003]

I’m having D1 babies on Greg

 

[Deleted member 15164]

I’m having D1 babies on Greg

Inject them with steroids at birth.

 

[Deleted member 15164]

It's either 500 million dollar Patrick Mahome deals or no dice.

 

[chigoha]

just breed with 5'10" terrastacy having no balding men in her family and you're good

 

[chigoha]

Inject them with steroids at birth.

bonesmash their jaw at birth

 

[Deleted member 2729]

just breed with 5'10" terrastacy having no balding men in her family and you're good

ah yea sure just get terrastacy theory

 

[Deleted member 15164]

Honestly I think if they looked like Don Benjamin or had a Christiano Ronaldo pheno or if my daughter was like a tanned young Denise Richards it's gg no re.

 

[Deleted member 15164]

If all else fails ima do them like Bella Hadid and give them rhinos.

 

[Deleted member 15164]

And then have sex with their discarded groupies.

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Basically every parent in existences thought process then they get a daughter with 400 bodies at 20 years old and a son that ropes at 25

 

[Deleted member 15164]

Basically every parent in existences thought process then they get a daughter with 400 bodies at 20 years old and a son that ropes at 25

Nah brah. Gotta have motion like a tight end. Have them sign their souls to disneylluminati and they will be guaranteed superstars.

 

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