I can't join the police

Danish_Retard

Danish_Retard

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It was my backup plan if I failed academically.

But due to allergies, I can't. :feelsree:

It's fucking bullshit, I can always just take anti-histamines and even if that wasn't enough I have gone through allergen immunotherapy for my two major allergies.

Fuck man now I need to think of a backup plan again instead of just beating up minorities legally.
 
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what allergies do u have?
 
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Become a political extremist
 
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Just become a professional white person.
1000€ a month tho, that's shit pay
still jfl :lul:

I'd like to go to China or some other country to unironically experience another culture. Probably as a teacher or some other easily available job where you can interact with the natives.

what allergies do u have?
countless, the most major are dust mites, every household animal and grass.
 
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1000€ a month tho, that's shit pay
still jfl :lul:

I'd like to go to China or some other country to unironically experience another culture. Probably as a teacher or some other easily available job where you can interact with the natives.


countless, the most major are dust mites, every household animal and grass.
Isnt Mandarin hard af to learn how to speak tho?
 
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Why not join some of the other three-letter agencies: CIA, FBI, NSA, etc.
 
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Isnt Mandarin hard af to learn how to speak tho?
I doubt you need to be able to speak mandarin to get a teacher or white monkey job. What do you think @Jamesothy ?

Why not join some of the other three-letter agencies: CIA, FBI, NSA, etc.
I don't want to deal with confidential shit and having to lie about my job n shit.
Police seems a lot easier and more chill.
 
I don't want to deal with confidential shit and having to lie about my job n shit.
Police seems a lot easier and more chill.
OK, why don't you become then a private dick?
 
weak genetic like you should have been weeded out
 
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then become something else like a postman
Really, a postman?:feelshehe::feelshehe::feelshehe: It seems there is something else a defeated man could become... something you may have alluded to in the past?
 
Become a pornstar unironically:what:
 
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I doubt you need to be able to speak mandarin to get a teacher or white monkey job. What do you think @Jamesothy ?


I don't want to deal with confidential shit and having to lie about my job n shit.
Police seems a lot easier and more chill.
No Mandarin. Even if you knew a little you wouldn't want to use it for these types of jobs. A lot of times it's just dressing nice and sitting around looking important. Say a company's hosting a meeting with another company. That company might hire foreigners to sit around some part of their office, usually at a computer, where they can be seen by members of the visiting company as they're on their way to meeting room. It's just for face. Only really good companies can be able to hire foreigners.
 
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kind of an incel trait ngl. Reminds me of bad luck brian.

Damn


I also got dust mite allergy apparently, but it doesn't really affect me
 
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did it worked?
Yes, 10/10. I recommend it easily.
I went from tearing up and nose blocking completely from walking into a room with heavy dust to being able to sniff the dust bag from my vacuum cleaner. :lul:
That still made my nose get snotty but I would have died if I tried that before jfl.

Do it, it's 10x better than having to use nasal spray and take anti-histamines for the rest of your life. Especially if you also have to use eye drops. That shit sucks ass.

kind of an incel trait ngl. Reminds me of bad luck brian.

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I also got dust mite allergy apparently, but it doesn't really affect me
No shit it's an incel trait lol. My jaw is way smaller than both my mother and fathers and most of my cousins jaw mog me too.
I guess that's what not being able to breathe through your nose until you're 16 does to you :feelsbadman:

tbf my hormones there also fucked from being morbidly obese (110+kg/180cm) and never doing any exercise.

just write a letter to the ministry
why is it despite ignoring you, you still have the right to shit all over my thread with your spastic posts?
 
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Try the military police but lie about your allergy
 
become a master thief
 
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why tell them you have allergies lol
 
Me too, I'm allergic to cops

too much cortisol @kjsbdfiusdf
 
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