I can’t shitmaxx

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My shit won’t come out anymore
I feel like a pufferfish
 
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Idk bro, beans, those always give me diarrhea, alternatively... just get an enema, those simply cannot fail, awkward as hell tho.
 
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i went 8 days without shitting this one time, u just gotta sit on the toilet and give birth to ur little shit baby
 
Just pop 2 sennosides and watch the diarrhea flow :yes:
 
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i went 8 days without shitting this one time, u just gotta sit on the toilet and give birth to ur little shit baby
I sat on the toilet for half an hour yesterday and when I got out I was drenched in sweat and my ass was burning like I would’ve just put tabasco in it
 
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Laxatives
 
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Reading this thread has made me wanna shit btw
 
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Idk bro, beans, those always give me diarrhea, alternatively... just get an enema, those simply cannot fail, awkward as hell tho.
they give you diarrhea because it isn't human food
 
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My shit won’t come out anymore
I feel like a pufferfish
Get yourself a pack of reds and an iced Americano and youll be ok
 
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