I can’t stop farting when I’m talking to people

[getra]

I was in the car with a girl and I couldn’t stop fucking farting. It doesn’t even smell or anything either it’s just the fucking sound. She was like “what is that, your stomach” ofc ima say yes. Fuck that was embarrassing.

 

[OldRooster]

girls are turned on by guys that can rip a good fart. Don't let anyone tell you different.

 

[Kroker]

girls are turned on by guys that can rip a good fart. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Evidence?

 

[BearBoy]

I was in the car with a girl and I couldn’t stop fucking farting. It doesn’t even smell or anything either it’s just the fucking sound. She was like “what is that, your stomach” ofc ima say yes. Fuck that was embarrassing.

they really dont care if ur good looking

 

[getra]

they really dont care if ur good looking

She asked if I was hungry cause she thought it was my stomach and my dumbass said “no I ate earlier actually it’s just kinda fuckin up my stomach” I think that was a dead giveaway

 

[BearBoy]

She asked if I was hungry cause she thought it was my stomach and my dumbass said “no I ate earlier actually it’s just kinda fuckin up my stomach” I think that was a dead giveaway

Just say you ate something wrong and it causes your stomach to burn and gives you hunger kind of feeling