I CANT STOP SCRATCHING MY ASSHOLE [not gay I promise]

[Alt Number 3]

I can’t even shit out my poop. My anus is so tickling and I’m going crazy. Few more minutes of this and I’m definitely going ER (emergency room). Is it some worms in my ass? It’s hard to believe because I wash my asshole everyday... how can these parasites even spawn there?? It’s probably coronavirus, I knew those retard gooks should not eat those fucking bats. Now my asshole is itchy af and I have to be careful not penetrate my anus so I don’t become a gay.

It’s not even reducing in intensity and I’m furiously scratching my asshole lmfao I’m in for the long night. Anyone have suggestion for pills and medicine? @Ritalincel help?

 

[RAITEIII]

It's nerve endings signalling your brain so you finally give some nigga your ass

 

[Deleted member 5204]

hemorrhoids probably, apply anti itching cream and pray

 

[Alt Number 3]

my hands smell like shit

 

[Roping Subhuman]

my hands smell like shit

Wash them with soap.

 

[Deleted member 4545]

scratches me

 

[Alt Number 3]

J

Wash them with soap.

ust did it. Might have to scratch again tho

 

[Ritalincel]

try loratadine or cetrizine

 

[Deleted member 3795]

you're transforming into a faggot OP