I cant tell blonde people apart

[Deleted member 23558]

What is this disorder called? I can only identify abnormally ugly or devastatingly handsome blondes, every other blondie blends into a seamless homogenous fluid like substance one encounters in a hazy dream

 

[deadmanwalking]

They are pudgy and deformed. Usually full of makeup. They all look the same. Only the stacies fog otherwise blonde is LQP. Brunette with cute face is automatic HQNP.