I could beat a gorilla bare handed

[keepgrindingbro]

Jokes apart

I practise MMA for 6 years now and boxing at the same time for 7 years, I could
I've been hitting the gym for 4 years now , 6.13ft 189lb

I've got a crazy speed and reflexes identical to my speed. I juste have to wait for him to charge, dodge and thow some tailored punches in his head. I won't leave him, one mistake and the gorilla is done. There will always be virgins from here to say it's impossible. First my friends nothing is impossible with willpower and 2) It's not with your faggots bodies than you guys will do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife. It's not so much harder bare handed , you just need some skills.

 

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[Deleted member 21182]

Nigga u can bearly beat ur meat without crying for 2 hours afterwards

 

[Deleted member 19453]

6.13ft

bro measured his height to the second decimal

 

[Orc]

thanks for the looksmaxxing advise.

 

[Deleted member 13626]

Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife. It's not so much harder bare handed , you just need some skills.

Guess what tough guy? Gorillas endure nasty wounds when they fight each other and they’re powerful, you might get a lucky strike and maybe blind it in one eye but a knife won’t penetrate it’s skull and jfl don’t tell “aim for the neck” because you won’t hit shit

Also you won’t do shit punching it if gorillas fight grappling, punching and biting and they’re still standing.

One hit or bite from a gorilla and you’ll die, even a big dog can put up a fight and if you manage to win over it, you won’t get away unscathed

Basic logic and biology you utter retard

 

[szolliontaraelis]

Gorillas are built to fight other gorillas and survive. You are a manlet, framelet homo sapien. Your reflexes and speed mean jackshit before a 800lbs of fast twitch muscle mass that is reinforced by the thickest bones in its species’ familia.

 

[longjohnmong]

the trick to fighting any animal is to just jam your arm down it's throat

Hunter shoves arm down grizzly bear's throat to stave off attack

‘Not the bear’s fault’ – Chase Dellwo says he startled sleeping grizzly while stalking elk near Choteau, Montana, and, as it mauled him, remembered tip

www.theguardian.com

The Time Carl Akeley Killed a Leopard With His Bare Hands

Carl Akeley had plenty of dangerous close encounters with animals in his long career as a naturalist and taxidermist—a tradition that began on his very first trip to Africa.

www.mentalfloss.com

"continued to shove the hand down her throat so hard she could not close her mouth and with the other I gripped her throat in a stranglehold.”

 

[destrah]

Oeoeoe mon khey

 

[destrah]

J’ai reconnu direct au titre

 

[RopeMaxxed]

6.13ft 189lb

First my friends nothing is impossible with willpower and 2) It's not with your faggots bodies than you guys will do anything.

I'm 5'4.69", bhai.
A Gorilla will make me deepthroat him.

 

[Mouthbreath]

This night I dreamt of walking accross two long tables with people sitting there. And I ellbow punched them in their face one by one while walking past them.

I know why this happened. I was doing close grip bench press the day before and these dreams happen when my muscles are growing. The next day my chest looked larger, but could have just been in my head.