I could have a world record, but it'd be very embarassing

[logicalpill850]

Okay so straight out of the womb I had a really bad shitting problem. I can not shit for weeks, the longest I've ever lasted is a month. When I was baby they had to give me laxatives and it still didn't come out. Now what's this have to do with the world record, the record is an 8 inch shit and my average shit is bigger than that at like 11-12 inches and my biggest ever at 14 and by the way I'm being totally deadass I've broken toilets left and right and plumbers left astonished. Not something to be proud of lowkey.

 

[Oldcel_WageCuck]

Why wouldn’t you want a world record?

 

[Oldcel_WageCuck]

Just go deep into your bag and be the scat scene King

 

[Wuzzdio]

Why wouldn’t you want a world record?

Why would you want a world record for something shitty and embarrassing?

 

[futureschizo]

Why would you want a world record for something shitty and embarrassing?

because atleast you have one while people who make fun of you dont

 

[Oldcel_WageCuck]

Why would you want a world record for something shitty and embarrassing?

It’s a fucking word record man, Stan Marsh pulled that shit off already as well, Bono before him. Also, if he’s a hopeless incel then he could legit scatmaxx and at least get some literal shit pussy idk. No way he’s looking good if his body is doing that shit so he might have to jestermaxx his dirty fucking, nuclear bomb reactor-like filthy fucking ass-shoot to have any hope in life, some people have crap cards dealt to them

 

[logicalpill850]

Why would you want a world record for something shitty and embarrassing?

literally shitty

 

[logicalpill850]

It’s a fucking word record man, Stan Marsh pulled that shit off already as well, Bono before him. Also, if he’s a hopeless incel then he could legit scatmaxx and at least get some literal shit pussy idk. No way he’s looking good if his body is doing that shit so he might have to jestermaxx his dirty fucking, nuclear bomb reactor-like filthy fucking ass-shoot to have any hope in life, some people have crap cards dealt to them

what does shitting have to do with looks theres no cure to it

 

[Oldcel_WageCuck]

what does shitting have to do with looks theres no cure to it

I mean I was larping, it doesn’t. You would regret not getting a world record tho. It’s honestly a flex, literally doesn’t matter at all socially since nobody would know if you didn’t tell them first

 

[per aspera ad astra]

Brother what? Go for it. A world record is a world record. Js joke about it and use it as a fun fact about yourself.

 

[JoeNutz]

thats lwk aura

 

[soapbubble]

literally doesn’t matter at all socially since nobody would know if you didn’t tell them first

You say that now but imagine OP is making a new friend at orientation or planning a date with an htb

then out of curiosity they look him up and find out he has the world record for the biggest shit in the world at 11-12 inches

 

[soapbubble]

Okay so straight out of the womb I had a really bad shitting problem. I can not shit for weeks, the longest I've ever lasted is a month. When I was baby they had to give me laxatives and it still didn't come out. Now what's this have to do with the world record, the record is an 8 inch shit and my average shit is bigger than that at like 11-12 inches and my biggest ever at 14 and by the way I'm being totally deadass I've broken toilets left and right and plumbers left astonished. Not something to be proud of lowkey.

literal trophy waiting for you btw

 

[Oldcel_WageCuck]

You say that now but imagine OP is making a new friend at orientation or planning a date with an htb

then out of curiosity they look him up and find out he has the world record for the biggest shit in the world at 11-12 inches

World record halo> toilet breaking, asshole rupturing logs of devastation falio

 

[africel]

Okay so straight out of the womb I had a really bad shitting problem. I can not shit for weeks, the longest I've ever lasted is a month. When I was baby they had to give me laxatives and it still didn't come out. Now what's this have to do with the world record, the record is an 8 inch shit and my average shit is bigger than that at like 11-12 inches and my biggest ever at 14 and by the way I'm being totally deadass I've broken toilets left and right and plumbers left astonished. Not something to be proud of lowkey.

are you measuring the length of ur shit