I could have gotten laid at age 9 BUT MY MOM RUINED IT

[sKdLeL]

my dad had a female friend, that female friend happened to have a daughter, said female friend of my dad always used to say how a cute little boy i was all the time, She literally said "your son and my daughter would make such a great couple teehee" (we were both same age, 9years old) BUT MY MOM FOR SOME REASON DIDN'T ALLOW SAID THING TO HAPPEN,IDK IF SHE WAS JEALOUS, PARANOID, PROTECTIVE OR ALL OF THOSE TOGETHER, THANKS MOM, AND CHERRY ON TOP, SHE DIDN PASS ON ME HER BLUE EYES, WTF MOM? W T F

 

[sKdLeL]

SMH SMH NOT EVEN FUNNY AT THIS POINT

 

[Deleted member 5189]

XD

 

[sKdLeL]

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WTF MAN?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

WTF MAN?

sKdLeL
6'5 bwc Mogger von Transen-Niggern aus einer Irre
Joined Jan 9, 2021

 

[Deleted member 275]

you missed out on prime 9yo virgin pussy

JFL at u

 

[Deleted member 10913]

Nfl how could a 9 year old like you get laid??

 

[sKdLeL]

Nfl how could a 9 year old like you get laid??

IDK MAN, LITERALLY EVERYONE FOUND ME CUTE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, even 15 yr old+ females

 

[sKdLeL]

you missed out on prime 9yo virgin pussy

JFL at u

Atleast it began ig.

 

[Deleted member 10913]

IDK MAN, LITERALLY EVERYONE FOUND ME CUTE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, even 15 yr old+ females

Well not anymore. I also believe that in my youth i was better looking.. but it doesn't matter anymore because you can't turn back.

 

[sKdLeL]

IDK MAN, LITERALLY EVERYONE FOUND ME CUTE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, even 15 yr old+ females

i remember i was with my mom at her workplace, i was tired as shit so i decided to take a quick nap, not shitting you, 3 female teens went pass me and said "Omg so cute"

 

[sKdLeL]

Well not anymore. I also believe that in my youth i was better looking.. but it doesn't matter anymore because you can't turn back.

O V E R.

 

[Deleted member 6380]

I don't even need to read the thread and im caging

 

[sKdLeL]

it hurts man, i realized i lost so many opportunities so ascend at a young age, not even funny, i want to LDAR so bad rn

 

[skull_mogger]

cope you wouldn't have been able to get your tiny tic tac baby penis hard anyway

 

[sKdLeL]

cope you wouldn't have been able to get your tiny tic tac baby penis hard anyway

Kinda true tbh, but i would have had a LTR and sooner or later it would have been P in Virgin Vagina

 

[skull_mogger]

Kinda true tbh, but i would have had a LTR and sooner or later it would have been P in Virgin Vagina

just get an arranged 9 year old marriage theory

 

[sKdLeL]

just get an arranged 9 year old marriage theory

nah

 

[sKdLeL]

i need heavy copium RN

 

[sKdLeL]

bum!

 

[Deleted member 275]

just get an arranged 9 year old marriage theory

the dream tbh. I still want this now

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Over

 

[Deleted member 11414]

Brutal

 

[SeiGun]

brutal, your mom think your are too subhuman for the little girl
its a women instinct to prevent sub 5 male to reproduce

 

[sKdLeL]

brutal, your mom think your are too subhuman for the little girl
its a women instinct to prevent sub 5 male to reproduce

it is over.

 

[Deleted member 12303]

incel trait: thinking what couldve been

 

[RODEBLUR]

IDK MAN, LITERALLY EVERYONE FOUND ME CUTE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, even 15 yr old+ females

Same but my mom didn't have any friends so nobody tried to set me up with their daughter

 

[oldcelloser]

my dad had a female friend, that female friend happened to have a daughter, said female friend of my dad always used to say how a cute little boy i was all the time, She literally said "your son and my daughter would make such a great couple teehee" (we were both same age, 9years old) BUT MY MOM FOR SOME REASON DIDN'T ALLOW SAID THING TO HAPPEN,IDK IF SHE WAS JEALOUS, PARANOID, PROTECTIVE OR ALL OF THOSE TOGETHER, THANKS MOM, AND CHERRY ON TOP, SHE DIDN PASS ON ME HER BLUE EYES, WTF MOM? W T F