i could kill a chimpanzee with my own hands, objectively

[swt]

so lately theres been an argument going around, could they kill a dog? and a chimpanzee? 100 men vs a chimpanzee

i’m telling you i could take one alone, the fight starts and we’re running at eachother im aiming straight to thumb the chipanzee’s eyes, first thing i’m doing

then , with my thumb still in the chipanzee’s eyes, im gonna start throwing knee kicks at its jaw and face and i’m gonna do it nonstop, when it goes down im strangling it

 

[swt]

objectively

 

[Lefty Rankin]

so lately theres been an argument going around, could they kill a dog? and a chimpanzee? 100 men vs a chimpanzee

i’m telling you i could take one alone, the fight starts and we’re running at eachother im aiming straight to thumb the chipanzee’s eyes, first thing i’m doing

then , with my thumb still in the chipanzee’s eyes, im gonna start throwing knee kicks at its jaw and face and i’m gonna do it nonstop, when it goes down im strangling it

It'll tear you to bits before you could do any of that.

 

[Panzram]

so lately theres been an argument going around, could they kill a dog? and a chimpanzee? 100 men vs a chimpanzee

i’m telling you i could take one alone, the fight starts and we’re running at eachother im aiming straight to thumb the chipanzee’s eyes, first thing i’m doing

then , with my thumb still in the chipanzee’s eyes, im gonna start throwing knee kicks at its jaw and face and i’m gonna do it nonstop, when it goes down im strangling it

Lmao no. It will bite your thumb and your face off. I don't think they are easy to hit, given the way they move, and also I dont think they are as easy to knockout as a human. Very strong too, stonger then you. Some men could do it for sure but they would be covered in wounds.

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

It'll bite your jugular and you'll bleed to death. No fighting against them. You gonna stick your thumbs in it's mouth ?

 

[CD34]

He has more survival instincts then you he’s gonna kill u in 1 second

 

[hunnidrounds]

so lately theres been an argument going around, could they kill a dog? and a chimpanzee? 100 men vs a chimpanzee

i’m telling you i could take one alone, the fight starts and we’re running at eachother im aiming straight to thumb the chipanzee’s eyes, first thing i’m doing

then , with my thumb still in the chipanzee’s eyes, im gonna start throwing knee kicks at its jaw and face and i’m gonna do it nonstop, when it goes down im strangling it

Are you in Gladiator 2 nigga?