i could kill a chimpanzee with my own hands, objectively

[Deleted member 86840]

so lately theres been an argument going around, could they kill a dog? and a chimpanzee? 100 men vs a chimpanzee

i’m telling you i could take one alone, the fight starts and we’re running at eachother im aiming straight to thumb the chipanzee’s eyes, first thing i’m doing

then , with my thumb still in the chipanzee’s eyes, im gonna start throwing knee kicks at its jaw and face and i’m gonna do it nonstop, when it goes down im strangling it

 

[Deleted member 86840]

objectively

 

[Lefty Rankin]

so lately theres been an argument going around, could they kill a dog? and a chimpanzee? 100 men vs a chimpanzee

i’m telling you i could take one alone, the fight starts and we’re running at eachother im aiming straight to thumb the chipanzee’s eyes, first thing i’m doing

then , with my thumb still in the chipanzee’s eyes, im gonna start throwing knee kicks at its jaw and face and i’m gonna do it nonstop, when it goes down im strangling it

It'll tear you to bits before you could do any of that.

 

[Panzram]

so lately theres been an argument going around, could they kill a dog? and a chimpanzee? 100 men vs a chimpanzee

i’m telling you i could take one alone, the fight starts and we’re running at eachother im aiming straight to thumb the chipanzee’s eyes, first thing i’m doing

then , with my thumb still in the chipanzee’s eyes, im gonna start throwing knee kicks at its jaw and face and i’m gonna do it nonstop, when it goes down im strangling it

Lmao no. It will bite your thumb and your face off. I don't think they are easy to hit, given the way they move, and also I dont think they are as easy to knockout as a human. Very strong too, stonger then you. Some men could do it for sure but they would be covered in wounds.

 

[Deleted member 131140]

It'll bite your jugular and you'll bleed to death. No fighting against them. You gonna stick your thumbs in it's mouth ?

 

[CD34]

He has more survival instincts then you he’s gonna kill u in 1 second

 

[Deleted member 136383]

so lately theres been an argument going around, could they kill a dog? and a chimpanzee? 100 men vs a chimpanzee

i’m telling you i could take one alone, the fight starts and we’re running at eachother im aiming straight to thumb the chipanzee’s eyes, first thing i’m doing

then , with my thumb still in the chipanzee’s eyes, im gonna start throwing knee kicks at its jaw and face and i’m gonna do it nonstop, when it goes down im strangling it

Are you in Gladiator 2 nigga?