I couldn’t tie my shoelaces until I was 15

[Gengar]

Two girls taught me, one of them was my school oneitis. I remember the day my high school heart melted when I accidentally bumped my shoe against her chair, she looked down, up at the blackboard and then she tied my shoelaces in the middle of class. Before I learned, my friends would usually tie my shoelaces for me. Especially my best friends. They'd do it without shame. Ahh, back when true friends existed.

 

[GrowthReaper]

Truecel trait.

 

[aryan mogger]

I still dont know How to tie my shoelaces. I only wear shoes like these

 

[Abdullahm06]

the blackboard??
holy shit youre old

 

[Proex]

fakecel trait, oneitis loved you

 

[Gengar]

Truecel trait.

Yes, my motor skills are very subpar. Even kindergarteners do a better job than I do.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

You were too high inhib to fuck your oneitis, she wanted to get dicked down hard

 

[Gengar]

I still dont know How to tie my shoelaces. I only wear shoes like these
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Hahah based.

 

[Gengar]

the blackboard??
holy shit youre old

I am 29. We were 14 and 15 back then.

 

[acm]

So you can speak atleast 2 languages fluenty (Dutch and english) and maybe your native but couldn't tie your laces

 

[bottleofwater]

Im 15 and I am basically you jfl, have to wear velcros.

 

[Gengar]

fakecel trait, oneitis loved you

She didn't, she rejected me. I do think she may have liked me, many things point in that direction but ultimately she rejected me. I do suspect ethnic failo was a major decision here since a HTN manlet ethnic got rejected by her too and she dated a white MTN. You could say that the ethnic was a manlet and that's why he was rejected but the white MTN was even shorter than the manlet, legit around 5'0".

 

[aryan mogger]

So you can speak atleast 2 languages fluenty (Dutch and english) and maybe your native but couldn't tie your laces

Stephen Hawking also was a polyglot but couldnt even stand straight

 

[iblamealek]

Two girls taught me, one of them was my school oneitis. I remember the day my high school heart melted when I accidentally bumped my shoe against her chair, she looked down, up at the blackboard and then she tied my shoelaces in the middle of class. Before I learned, my friends would usually tie my shoelaces for me. Especially my best friends. They'd do it without shame. Ahh, back when true friends existed.

So wholesome story

 

[UnconditionalLove]

I am 22 and i still can t

 

[SilverStCloud]

Lifefuel that means I can also learn such handy skills as an oldcel

 

[liber333]

One day I was walking in a parking lot when my shoes got untied when I was ~5 yr, for some reason thought I could tie my shoes, and I succeeded. I remember trying but failing to explain how crazy that was to my parents

 

[veganessujuc@gmail.]

Two girls taught me, one of them was my school oneitis. I remember the day my high school heart melted when I accidentally bumped my shoe against her chair, she looked down, up at the blackboard and then she tied my shoelaces in the middle of class. Before I learned, my friends would usually tie my shoelaces for me. Especially my best friends. They'd do it without shame. Ahh, back when true friends existed.

Might be genetic or due to lack of oxygen during birth or many other causes. "Dyspraxie" its called in german, a disease you probably have. Have it too, one day i just started tying my shoes and that was it. Always been motorically pretty fucked but it has gotten worlds better luckily.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Two girls taught me, one of them was my school oneitis. I remember the day my high school heart melted when I accidentally bumped my shoe against her chair, she looked down, up at the blackboard and then she tied my shoelaces in the middle of class. Before I learned, my friends would usually tie my shoelaces for me. Especially my best friends. They'd do it without shame. Ahh, back when true friends existed.

Lol, I would have tied them for you. When I was about 13 I tied the kid who sat behind me's shoes to the basket below my desk. I tied so many knots and he didn't notice until the bell rung and everyone was getting up to leave for lunch. He was so pissed. Probably spent half his lunch getting them undone.

 

[Jatt]

no one taught me how to tie my shoes I learnt my one way

 

[iblamexyz]

Two girls taught me, one of them was my school oneitis. I remember the day my high school heart melted when I accidentally bumped my shoe against her chair, she looked down, up at the blackboard and then she tied my shoelaces in the middle of class. Before I learned, my friends would usually tie my shoelaces for me. Especially my best friends. They'd do it without shame. Ahh, back when true friends existed.

still can't and I am 19 turning 20 and jfl I would ask girls at college to tie cause aura jfl some would get do it for me anyway

such a retard I am that my brother spent 2hrs with me when I was 16 still couldn't grasp ts truly low iq I am

 

[kana]

Two girls taught me, one of them was my school oneitis. I remember the day my high school heart melted when I accidentally bumped my shoe against her chair, she looked down, up at the blackboard and then she tied my shoelaces in the middle of class. Before I learned, my friends would usually tie my shoelaces for me. Especially my best friends. They'd do it without shame. Ahh, back when true friends existed.

you:

 

[StraightHeadJames]

that's adorable

 

[superpsycho]

i couldnt until i was 13, i used to think it was an issue with me being low iq (which i am), but i just have shit motor skills

 

[menas]

Two girls taught me, one of them was my school oneitis. I remember the day my high school heart melted when I accidentally bumped my shoe against her chair, she looked down, up at the blackboard and then she tied my shoelaces in the middle of class. Before I learned, my friends would usually tie my shoelaces for me. Especially my best friends. They'd do it without shame. Ahh, back when true friends existed.

Fakecel trait, truecels never had those friends to begin with, i always had to do everything myself.
I started playing basketball because non of my "friends" cared about me at 12-13 LOL
i legit did go out to play basketball at every single break cause it was even weirder when i tried to stay in the class..
but yeah it was fun and shit

@superpsycho and me are the only truecels fr gengar is now exposed to be a fakecel.

@Proex @Zagro @Bitchwhipper2 some sad shit huh

 

[superpsycho]

Fakecel trait, truecels never had those friends to begin with, i always had to do everything myself.
I started playing basketball because non of my "friends" cared about me at 12-13 LOL
i legit did go out to play basketball at every single break cause it was even weirder when i tried to stay in the class..
but yeah it was fun and shit

@superpsycho and me are the only truecels fr gengar is now exposed to be a fakecel.

@Proex @Zagro @Bitchwhipper2 some sad shit huh

over for us

 

[sub5outsider]

i learned that at 22

 

[Proex]

Fakecel trait, truecels never had friends to begin with, i always had to do everything myself.
I started playing basketball because non of my "friends" cared about me at 12-13 LOL

i acctualy had quite a big number of friends at that age, it all started going downhill when i went to high school and then at uni

 

[shia.jihadist]

Two girls taught me, one of them was my school oneitis.

this is why ur truecel, why would u show vulnerability to a foid

 

[RecessedCels]

Im 15 and I am basically you jfl, have to wear velcros.

@Quncho Nigga go check my newest posts. I NEED my trophies

 

[RecessedCels]

Im 15 and I am basically you jfl, have to wear velcros.

@Gengar @Orc @NumbThePain

 

[FastBananaCEO]

what year were you 15? Was it before WW1 or WW2?

 

[StuntmanMike]

You have dyspraxia.
A serious truecel trait.
Usually europeans have it
Strange in your case

 

[edodalic29]

Two girls taught me, one of them was my school oneitis. I remember the day my high school heart melted when I accidentally bumped my shoe against her chair, she looked down, up at the blackboard and then she tied my shoelaces in the middle of class. Before I learned, my friends would usually tie my shoelaces for me. Especially my best friends. They'd do it without shame. Ahh, back when true friends existed.

bro i still cant ..

 

[iblamemandible7]

You have dyspraxia.
A serious truecel trait.
Usually europeans have it
Strange in your case

I think I have ts too after looking it up, I was always clumsy asf, brutal
Why do europeans usually have it?

 

[buddhistking]

Do you have problems driving or riding a bike or playing sports too? (at adult age, not just as a kid)

 

[aimzay]

Two girls taught me, one of them was my school oneitis. I remember the day my high school heart melted when I accidentally bumped my shoe against her chair, she looked down, up at the blackboard and then she tied my shoelaces in the middle of class. Before I learned, my friends would usually tie my shoelaces for me. Especially my best friends. They'd do it without shame. Ahh, back when true friends existed.

it’s weird how common this is dude, i’m 15 and a girl asked me to tie her shoelaces in class cuz she didn’t know how to and ik 1 of my friends doesn’t know either

 

[LTNUser]

fakecel trait, oneitis loved you

Crazy how I would yearn for her day and night at one point of time but now she not in my mind at all

 

[Deleted member 73288]

Then wear boots u freaky ahh

 

[Proex]

Crazy how I would yearn for her day and night at one point of time but now she not in my mind at all

great shit, it serves no use to worry about a woman who hates you

 

[heightmaxxing]

Chads.org
If i couldn't tie my shoelaces women would stone me in the street

 

[heightmaxxing]

She wanted your big pakistani cock bhai

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

I still dont know How to tie my shoelaces. I only wear shoes like these
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Same, now I switch to Jordans for height

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

Nigga is just chadlite volcel

 

[Hernan]

Two girls taught me, one of them was my school oneitis. I remember the day my high school heart melted when I accidentally bumped my shoe against her chair, she looked down, up at the blackboard and then she tied my shoelaces in the middle of class. Before I learned, my friends would usually tie my shoelaces for me. Especially my best friends. They'd do it without shame. Ahh, back when true friends existed.

Lol 15 is wel wat laat.

 

[zerotohero]

I learnt when I was 6.

 

[Gengar]

bro i still cant ..

No way!! So this is something a giga chad can’t do.

 

[Gengar]

Do you have problems driving or riding a bike or playing sports too? (at adult age, not just as a kid)

Yes, yes and no (I don’t play sports). I’m just not good with working with my hands. And when riding a bike, I can’t keep it straight. I always zigzag somewhat without meaning to. And when I pour in a drink, my hands shake — against my will. I’ve got tremors, apparently.

 

[Gengar]

it’s weird how common this is dude, i’m 15 and a girl asked me to tie her shoelaces in class cuz she didn’t know how to and ik 1 of my friends doesn’t know either

Dang! I thought I was the only one tbh. Glad to know I wasn’t.

 

[Gengar]

Then wear boots u freaky ahh

Lmao.