I crashed my car (again) what do i tell my father??

[Gaygymmaxx]

Absolutely totalled my shit maybe 2 months ago

And today, I was trying to go into a spot, and reverse so I could change directions

It was a parking garage at an apartment complex, and so in front of the garages was some granite pillar or some shit

Probably not granite, but I fucking drove straight into one because I miscalculated the room I have for my turn

Bludgeoned a corner out of the pillar, and scraped the shit out my car on the front right bumper

It's not that bad, I'm gonna go to a car wash after work to see if I can fix the color because it's tan colored from the material on that pillar

Fuck I'm becoming a female driver

No crashes for the first 4 years I had a car until recently

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

But question is

How can I make this seem like it's not my fault when he asks me

Hit and run while I was parked seems like the only way but too bait

He's a chill dude but bruh I just totalled my shit this is cooked

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@Mogsgymmaxx don't just fucking jfl me what do I say

 

[Mogs Me]

@Mogsgymmaxx don't just fucking jfl me what do I say

Say you missclicked blud idk

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Say you missclicked blud idk

How did you fuck that up son?

"NA servers had high ping today pops"

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

One of you motherfuckers answer

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Need to consult the council for this

@imontheloose
@CantStopTheMog
@_MVP_

 

[karmacitathugmaxx]

bro got faded by an inanimate object nah if the dent wasn't serious i would legit act like nothing happened and i didn't even see it

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Skill issue.

 

[_MVP_]

doesnt ur car has these... radars that make beeeeeeep when ur dangerously near an object?

 

[_MVP_]

Yes, many modern cars have a system of sensors that provide audible beeping alerts when you are too close to an object, often called parking assist or proximity sensors. These systems use either radar or ultrasonic waves to detect obstacles and warn the driver, helping with parking and preventing low-speed collisions.

How it works

• Sensors: The car is equipped with sensors, often located on the front and rear bumpers, that emit and receive radio waves or ultrasonic waves.
• Detection: When an object is close enough, the waves bounce back, and the system determines the distance to the object.
• Alerts: The system provides both visual cues on the dashboard and audible beeps that get faster as the car gets closer to the object.

Other related features

• Parking Assist: This is the specific feature you are describing, designed to help with parking by warning you of nearby objects.
• Adaptive Cruise Control: Uses radar or cameras to automatically maintain a set distance from the car in front, adjusting speed as needed.
• Forward Collision Warning: Some systems can also detect a car stopped or slowing in front of you and will alert you to prevent a crash.

 

[CantStopTheMog]

Absolutely totalled my shit maybe 2 months ago

And today, I was trying to go into a spot, and reverse so I could change directions

It was a parking garage at an apartment complex, and so in front of the garages was some granite pillar or some shit

Probably not granite, but I fucking drove straight into one because I miscalculated the room I have for my turn

Bludgeoned a corner out of the pillar, and scraped the shit out my car on the front right bumper

It's not that bad, I'm gonna go to a car wash after work to see if I can fix the color because it's tan colored from the material on that pillar

Fuck I'm becoming a female driver

No crashes for the first 4 years I had a car until recently

I’ve seen enough @Gengar ban this foid

 

[Deleted member 244159]

Do you know how to drive?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Do you know how to drive?

Yes

 

[_MVP_]

just say a nigger with a knife was running after u so u quickly had to drive the fuck away