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There is this store in my neighborhood ( big chain ) where I’m stealing booze every weekend ( sometimes 3 times a week) for a month
They since now never had a guard
One hour ago I decided to steal 2 bottles but when I entered something told me today is too risky and I don’t know what so I left the door without stealing
One meter before I was outside there was a employee but with gloves so I directly knew what’s up and I immediately got a big ass smile bcoz god saved me
I had to go to another room and they checked me and didn’t find nothing :lul:
 
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Drug kingpin tier inhib levels
 
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Not on my watch





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Fuark black boyo don't get caught and go to prison
 
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I was a shopliftingcel back in my younger days
 
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When I was in middle school I used to shoplift, small things mostly. Most expensive thing I got was a watch in the $40-60 dollar range, which I stole by trying on while talking to the attendant, continuing to talk to her to make her forget I had it on, then simply leaving.
Closest call I had was once I stuffed my hoodie full of shit at a store and as I was leaving, what looked like a shopper (actually was a spotter) indicated another guy same age as me with similar pheno wearing a hoodie. They patted him down while I quickly left. Got pretty lucky.
 
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I used to steal clothes by taking them to the changing room.. wearing them and walking out
 
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I used to steal clothes by taking them to the changing room.. wearing them and walking out
How tho, they have those alarms that go off when you leave the place with the unbought clothes
 
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Theiving is a slayer trait
How tho, they have those alarms that go off when you leave the place with the unbought clothes

Remove the tags
 
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Shoplifting is low t incel trait tbh
Armed robbery is Chad tier
BankRobberMaxxing or death
 
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Shoplifting is low t incel trait tbh
Armed robbery is Chad tier
BankRobberMaxxing or death
Bank robbery’s are ultra rare now
Decreasing T level theory proved
 
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