I curse the day I was born

[iblamechico]

Because I don't have a big dick.

Sex = primary life goal

Gigantic dick = peak sex

Gigantic dick = life

Over.

 

[iblamechico]

If you don't have AT LEAST/MINIMUM 8x6.5 you should immediately kill yourself tbh tbh

 

[iblamechico]

I fantasize about catching and torturing cats/kittens as sacrifice for ominous supernatural deities who will, in exchange, make my dick bigger

 

[unowkn]

I fantasize about catching and torturing cats/kittens as sacrifice for ominous supernatural deities who will, in exchange, make my dick bigger

become sigma and rule the world under your feet

 

[iblamechico]

become sigma and rule the world under your feet

Become 5'4 truecel and post on an incel forum with barely 1:1 post rep ratio

 

[unowkn]

Become 5'4 truecel and post on an incel forum with barely 1:1 post rep ratio

hey it was 0.5 before

¯\_(ツ)_/¯​

 

[iblamechico]

hey it was 0.5 before

¯\_(ツ)_/¯​

Proud of you

 

[unowkn]

Proud of you

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

Surgery

 

[iblamechico]

Surgery

Do you think I haven't researched that? There are none. Ligament surgery only add flaccid length.

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

Do you think I haven't researched that? There are none. Ligament surgery only add flaccid length.

Super glue a realistic dildo on your groin and pretend its yours

 

[iblamechico]

Super glue a realistic dildo on your groin and pretend its yours

If I could cut my dick off and have it grow back bigger like the phoenix, I'd literally go to the kitchen, grab a knife, and just starts slicing on my dick RIGHT NOW no euthanasia needed.

 

[It'snotover]

Become 5'4 truecel and post on an incel forum with barely 1:1 post rep ratio

5'2 truecel with 9×6 is ideal