I cut a hole in an aloe Vera leaf and almost fucked it

[iblamechico]

But I pussied out. Chatgpt said it could cause irritation and I hate having pain in my dick.

 

[emocean]

if ur deadass re evaluate ur life on god wht is wrong with u atleast use a minion plushie

 

[iblamechico]

The aloe vera gel is so sticky and slimy like a pussy

 

[Vermilioncore]

Why not something better like a rotten, soggy watermelon

 

[iblamechico]

if ur deadass re evaluate ur life on god wht is wrong with u atleast use a minion plushie

Good idea. I'll put the leaf in a plushie next time, the sharp ass pointy rind makes them hard to hold

 

[emocean]

Good idea. I'll put the leaf in a plushie next time, the sharp ass pointy rind makes them hard to hold

i think its time to ropemaxx

 

[iblamechico]

Why not something better like a rotten, soggy watermelon

Rotten soggy watermelon is probably what an old nigger's mouth is like. So that'd be like face fucking Morgan Freeman or some shit

 

[Vermilioncore]

Rotten soggy watermelon is probably what an old nigger's mouth is like. So that'd be like face fucking Morgan Freeman or some shit

Nah why he say Morgan freeman out of everyone

 

[Deleted member 291098]

Why not something better like a rotten, soggy watermelon

Aloe is tighter