I didn´t even realize I woke up next to a pretty woman today

[Deleted member 112562]

She just told me

 

[inversions]

Bump

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

I thought you roped

 

[Deleted member 112562]

Bump

Btw she said she loves me and want´s to be with me and she didn´t even want me to leave

 

[Deleted member 112562]

I thought you roped

You didn´t see my update threads then. I believe I even replied to you.

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

You didn´t see my update threads then. I believe I even replied to you.

Mb brah

 

[Deleted member 112562]

Mb brah

All good. Glad I can now atleast talk to other humans.

 

[Deleted member 112562]

Why am I getting laughed at?

 

[Deleted member 112562]

Check out my threads named "Friends" and "Friends 2" if you wanna be my friend and be loved btw

 

[Deleted member 112562]

No one wants to interact with me even though I'm trying to be funny and not blatantly socialize like in my last threads.
Holy fuck what do I need to do for people to talk to me???
Genuiely what the fuck is so wrong with me that you're all disgusted by me but talk to eachother the whole day??!?!?!

@Luca_. @FlotPSL @subhuman1996 @Volksstaffel @barambo

 

[gigacumster3000]

haha nice! so she was just vibing in your bed? or what happened next? i'm sure any girl would love waking up to a 10/10 guy like you tho

 

[BadLuck7892]

Waking up next to anyone would horrify me.

I need my own bed.

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

faggot

noun​

1. A male homosexual; -- always used disparagingly and considered offensive.
   Similar: fagotfagfairypansyqueerpoofpoovepouf

 

[Deleted member 112562]

Waking up next to anyone would horrify me.

I need my own bed.

We were on her couch.

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Gawdamn this gotta be a new level of down bad

 

[Deleted member 112562]

faggot

noun​

1. A male homosexual; -- always used disparagingly and considered offensive.
   Similar: fagotfagfairypansyqueerpoofpoovepouf

You are the one person I thought about on random occassions.
The one person I had more respect for then anyone else, more than I should logically have.
I believed in you.
Know you're doing it like this.

 

[Deleted member 112562]

Gawdamn this gotta be a new level of down bad

Brother what?
I used to listen to those ASMRs back then very frequently.
Often I would try to fall asleep and cry myself to sleep.
This yesterday was while building a Brawl Stars Megabox in Minecraft at 12am and I was tired.

 

[Deleted member 112562]

Though I must say, her choice of words have led to a lot of emotional upbringing in my mind.
The way she articulated herself reminded me of me thinking about my Oneitis.

 

[Deleted member 83383]

No one wants to interact with me even though I'm trying to be funny and not blatantly socialize like in my last threads.
Holy fuck what do I need to do for people to talk to me???
Genuiely what the fuck is so wrong with me that you're all disgusted by me but talk to eachother the whole day??!?!?!

@Luca_. @FlotPSL @subhuman1996 @Volksstaffel @barambo

good for you bro, I woke up next to @asdvek s mom

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

You are the one person I thought about on random occassions.
The one person I had more respect for then anyone else, more than I should logically have.
I believed in you.
Know you're doing it like this.

You do know it is hard to take someone serious when they are making a thread being this desperate?

 

[Deleted member 112562]

You do know it is hard to take someone serious when they are making a thread being this desperate?

How is this desperate?
I just tried to be funny to get people to interact with me.
Everything I do in Offtopic aims to gain social contacts.
I don't have any, therefore I try to fill that void here.
Then you come and tell me I'd be desperate.
I don't even want the touch of a woman, to wake up next to her.
I'm disgusted by my current self, thus I don't even want a foid in my life.

 

[BadLuck7892]

We were on her couch.

Same thing. I don't want to sleep on a couch with anyone either

 

[оrg]

She just told me
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real. happens in my dreams tho usually

 

[crazyguy]

She just told me
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aura

 

[Deleted member 112562]

real. happens in my dreams tho usually

Just type something like "Crush ASMR" into YouTube search bar and you'll feel appreciated.

 

[Deleted member 112562]

aura

I used to listen to stuff like that all day.

 

[crazyguy]

I used to listen to stuff like that all day.

i still do

 

[g4rlic]

She just told me
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Ahhh cherie loraine. Her asmr is dogshit
But lookism prevails tbh

 

[Deleted member 112562]

i still do

I'm now getting into it back again.
My favourite part of the day to be honest.
Happy chemicals doing their job.

 

[crazyguy]

I'm now getting into it back again.
My favourite part of the day to be honest.
Happy chemicals doing their job.

i was joking
recommend me some shit tho

 

[Emolifta]

She just told me
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Thanks but I’d accidentally finish all over her

 

[Deleted member 112562]

Ahhh cherie loraine. Her asmr is dogshit
But lookism prevails tbh

Nah, I listened to it playing Minecraft.
It was good, I listened to better ones.
Like one was the Birthday girl at her party seeing you on the balcony and you both going into her room after a short talk and then you kiss.

 

[Deleted member 112562]

i was joking
recommend me some shit tho

Lemme find those I watched.

 

[Deleted member 112562]

Thanks but I’d accidentally finish all over her

That's why you're a pathetic human being.
I could never lust about a person I love.

 

[Emolifta]

That's why you're a pathetic human being.
I could never lust about a person I love.

That was a joke btw but lust comes with love as a byproduct

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

mtbs getting a quick buck off of cels on youtube

 

[Deleted member 112562]

That was a joke btw but lust comes with love as a byproduct

Definetly, but I wouldn't have to finish on her.
If she wanted me to if she wanted to have a child, sure.
But not for my sole satisfaction.

 

[Emolifta]

Definetly, but I wouldn't have to finish on her.
If she wanted me to if she wanted to have a child, sure.
But not for my sole satisfaction.

Based reply

 

[Banned User]

i only love my bed and my momma im sorry

 

[Deleted member 112562]

mtbs getting a quick buck off of cels on youtube

From the comments, those people are mostly weirdos. They do have a "normal" NT life, mostly with a romantic partner.

 

[BastiHgh]

You didn´t see my update threads then. I believe I even replied to you.

DeutschArisjerMogger

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

From the comments, those people are mostly weirdos. They do have a "normal" NT life, mostly with a romantic partner.

good portion of it is probably comprised of middle aged guys with descended partners / ltbs

 

[Deleted member 112562]

i only love my bed and my momma im sorry

Fifty Dub, I even got it tatted on me.

 

[Deleted member 112562]

DeutschArisjerMogger

Was?

 

[g4rlic]

mtbs getting a quick buck off of cels on youtube

She's not mtb cuz she's not popular for being good at asmr jfl

 

[BastiHgh]

Was?

Nix

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

She's not mtb cuz she's not popular for being good at asmr jfl

ASMR YT is the new OF

 

[Deleted member 112562]

ASMR YT is the new OF

Been for years.

 

[g4rlic]

ASMR YT is the new OF

Onlyfans ads lol

 

[Deleted member 112562]

Making it public so the lurkers on here also get some of the sauce.
@crazyguy

Named Video of the Birthday Party thingy.

A channel I recommend which has have a lot in itself, I heard them a few times mostly just after some time. She doesn't upload frequently so I just enjoy it time to time.

Based on the named video you might think the creator is good.

Besides that simply a lot of popular ones, look for what you like, but unpopular ones don't have to be bad.

He isn't a girl or cute, but I also enjoy his ASMR to relax.