I done got fucked over at birth. (Fuck you hospital Köln porz, fuck you)

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They used an experimental drug to induce labor (for no fucking reason, 100% unnecessary) that wasn't even officially approved in 2008.

Turns out it might have complicated the birth and caused me to not get any oxygen for a second or two.

My mother tried to get the files but they were shredded (not illegaly, the time period that they were kept was pretty short tho [still multiple years]).

This might be a part of the reason i'm dypractic for example and some sports situations that involve a ball and a team are humiliating as shit and miserable
Also some other stuff.
Jfl i got diagnosed with mild depression at so fucking young cuz i had no sense of self worth and no trust in my abilities and stuff.

There is ofc a predisposition to alot of this genetically, but my mother says the birth might have fucked me a little bit more.

Dyspraxia is just one of the many things tho.

So yeah. Fuck you hospital of köln porz.
@nsk4ll @satangoy @Idontknow- @abzz @PSLbbc
 
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They used an experimental drug to induce labor (for no fucking reason, 100% unnecessary) that wasn't even officially approved in 2008.

Turns out it might have complicated the birth and caused me to not get any oxygen for a second or two.

My mother tried to get the files but they were shredded (not illegaly, the time period that they were kept was pretty short tho [still multiple years]).

This might be a part of the reason i'm dypractic for example and some sports situations that involve a ball and a team are humiliating as shit and miserable
Also some other stuff.
Jfl i got diagnosed with mild depression at so fucking young cuz i had no sense of self worth and no trust in my abilities and stuff.

There is ofc a predisposition to alot of this genetically, but my mother says the birth might have fucked me a little bit more.

Dyspraxia is just one of the many things tho.

So yeah. Fuck you hospital of köln porz.
@nsk4ll @satangoy @Idontknow- @abzz @PSLbbc
Yo wtf this sounds too relatable
 
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It is what it is. Can’t focus on the past so try to rectify your problems as much as you can right now
 
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Maybe it made me the sensitive young nd man i am now :owo:

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It is what it is. Can’t focus on the past so try to rectify your problems as much as you can right now
Yeah. Can't change who i am, just gotta roll with it (the past doesn't exist)
 
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Yeah. Can't change who i am, just gotta roll with it (the past doesn't exist)
In general it’s pretty bad that natural births are becoming rarer. Apparently, it’s more common to get a C section than natural birth in the UK now.
 
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They used an experimental drug to induce labor (for no fucking reason, 100% unnecessary) that wasn't even officially approved in 2008.

Turns out it might have complicated the birth and caused me to not get any oxygen for a second or two.

My mother tried to get the files but they were shredded (not illegaly, the time period that they were kept was pretty short tho [still multiple years]).

This might be a part of the reason i'm dypractic for example and some sports situations that involve a ball and a team are humiliating as shit and miserable
Also some other stuff.
Jfl i got diagnosed with mild depression at so fucking young cuz i had no sense of self worth and no trust in my abilities and stuff.

There is ofc a predisposition to alot of this genetically, but my mother says the birth might have fucked me a little bit more.

Dyspraxia is just one of the many things tho.

So yeah. Fuck you hospital of köln porz.
@nsk4ll @satangoy @Idontknow- @abzz @PSLbbc
that's actually fucked man. surely you can take some sort of legal action right?
 
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that's actually fucked man. surely you can take some sort of legal action right?
Not really ig.
No use in any case.
 
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they fucking killed your pride as a man. if i ever saw a case worth going after it’s definitely this. go sue.
 
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they fucking killed your pride as a man. if i ever saw a case worth going after it’s definitely this. go sue.
well i mean go sue when your older
 
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It's not because of that, it's obviously because you live in Europe with all the muslims
 
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they fucking killed your pride as a man. if i ever saw a case worth going after it’s definitely this. go sue.
Should have done this earlier.
Too late now prolly.
I already sorta talked abt this w my mom.
yeah + with missing records it's impossible to do anything :feelscry:

im sorry brother
Ig. I wonder.
What's stopping them from just saying:
"Yeah fuxkoff, you are retarded cuz of your genetics and we aint got shit to do w it."
It's not because of that, it's obviously because you live in Europe with all the muslims
AAAH, ofcourse bro.
The muslims! Why didn't i think of that, it was so obvious?
silly me
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Dumbass jfl
 
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They used an experimental drug to induce labor (for no fucking reason, 100% unnecessary) that wasn't even officially approved in 2008.

Turns out it might have complicated the birth and caused me to not get any oxygen for a second or two.

My mother tried to get the files but they were shredded (not illegaly, the time period that they were kept was pretty short tho [still multiple years]).

This might be a part of the reason i'm dypractic for example and some sports situations that involve a ball and a team are humiliating as shit and miserable
Also some other stuff.
Jfl i got diagnosed with mild depression at so fucking young cuz i had no sense of self worth and no trust in my abilities and stuff.

There is ofc a predisposition to alot of this genetically, but my mother says the birth might have fucked me a little bit more.

Dyspraxia is just one of the many things tho.

So yeah. Fuck you hospital of köln porz.
@nsk4ll @satangoy @Idontknow- @abzz @PSLbbc
You should be entitled tot the maxilla of the children of the hospital staff
 
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They used an experimental drug to induce labor (for no fucking reason, 100% unnecessary) that wasn't even officially approved in 2008.

Turns out it might have complicated the birth and caused me to not get any oxygen for a second or two.

My mother tried to get the files but they were shredded (not illegaly, the time period that they were kept was pretty short tho [still multiple years]).

This might be a part of the reason i'm dypractic for example and some sports situations that involve a ball and a team are humiliating as shit and miserable
Also some other stuff.
Jfl i got diagnosed with mild depression at so fucking young cuz i had no sense of self worth and no trust in my abilities and stuff.

There is ofc a predisposition to alot of this genetically, but my mother says the birth might have fucked me a little bit more.

Dyspraxia is just one of the many things tho.

So yeah. Fuck you hospital of köln porz.
@nsk4ll @satangoy @Idontknow- @abzz @PSLbbc
Brother they spawn camped you lol

Jokes aside Epo could be an good option for drastically increase your oxygen intake and your ability in sports
 
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Brother they spawn camped you lol

Jokes aside Epo could be an good option for drastically increase your oxygen intake and your ability in sports
Nah my oxygen intake is 100% fine.
Not getting air for a few seconds during birth might have done some neurological damage.
 
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