I don't ask for a lot: how my life could change in 1 day

[Lonenely sigma]

One of the biggest complaints I get is that I am ungrateful.

In this thread I am gonna disprove it, by creating a step-by-step guide to GOD HIMSELF on how to fix my life in 1 day only.

1) Alright, so first of all he is gonna let me sleep undisturbed for 12 hours and let me wake up at 14:00.

2) Then, I am gonna go to my uni, and my uni crush will approach me, tell me how much she secretly liked me all this time...

"omg listen, we are both the quiet type so I figured you'd never do anything unless I literally come and drag you by your cute little ear"

-you are not gonna believe this, Emily... how about a lunch next week?

"suree! add me on instagram now though... if you want"

3) Then I am gonna go home. I am gonna invest all 300 euros I have saved into a cryptocurrency with @User28823 thats gonna explode and make 200x profit, allowing me to afford all surgeries + take my crush to McDonalds for lunch

 

[asdvek]

Just watch ramirez edits lol

 

[valentine]

very nt writing style

 

[Mosh12]

Ok

 

[asdvek]

 

[asdvek]

 

[asdvek]

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Thanks for the bump saar but I actually daydream about this day. I'd get an instant erection from all these things happening.

I am a grateful person, its just that there isn't much to be grateful for currently

 

[asdvek]

Thanks for the bump saar but I actually daydream about this day. I'd get an instant erection from all these things happening.

I am a grateful person, its just that there isn't much to be grateful for currently

im just tryna give u attention so u stop being lonenely

 

[JasGews69x]

Maybe this bad for you, so you dont get it

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Maybe this bad for you, so you dont get it

Religion coping I see?

 

[JasGews69x]

Religion coping I see?

You said its for God

Fornication is a sin, do you think God will accept a prayer to sin?

argument?

 

[Lonenely sigma]

You said its for God

Fornication is a sin, do you think God will accept a prayer to sin?

argument?

"Fornication is a sin"

Sentences like these are the reason I am not a Christian. Christian religion goes against nature.

"Oh we must starve ourselves to let the other group live" thats not natural. The natural thing to do is to fight to death for the resources, until the superior and strong one comes on top

"Oh no sex outside of marriage!" so you want chads to be locked in 1 marriage and produce the same number of kids as some inferior betabuxxer? Thats against the nature as well


Thats the opposite of eugenics. Your avi, Hitler, performed eugenics. So much about me being hypocritical...

 

[truecelitover]

Sounds like you got it all planned out. Keep up the grind bro.

 

[Underdog9494]

One of the biggest complaints I get is that I am ungrateful.

In this thread I am gonna disprove it, by creating a step-by-step guide to GOD HIMSELF on how to fix my life in 1 day only.

1) Alright, so first of all he is gonna let me sleep undisturbed for 12 hours and let me wake up at 14:00.

2) Then, I am gonna go to my uni, and my uni crush will approach me, tell me how much she secretly liked me all this time...

"omg listen, we are both the quiet type so I figured you'd never do anything unless I literally come and drag you by your cute little ear"

-you are not gonna believe this, Emily... how about a lunch next week?

"suree! add me on instagram now though... if you want"

3) Then I am gonna go home. I am gonna invest all 300 euros I have saved into a cryptocurrency with @User28823 thats gonna explode and make 200x profit, allowing me to afford all surgeries + take my crush to McDonalds for lunch

What about me?

 

[JasGews69x]

Sentences like these are the reason I am not a Christian. Christian religion goes against nature.

Im not christian, Im muslim

"Oh we must starve ourselves to let the other group live" thats not natural. The natural thing to do is to fight to death for the resources, until the superior and strong one comes on top

the purpose of life is to worship God. Everything else is just a distraction (cope) since this life is just a stepping stone to the Real Eternal life.

"Oh no sex outside of marriage!" so you want chads to be locked in 1 marriage and produce the same number of kids as some inferior betabuxxer? Thats against the nature as well

Muslims can get 4 wives

Thats the opposite of eugenics. Your avi, Hitler, performed eugenics

its satire

 

[Lonenely sigma]

What about me?

I already have you in my life, no?

 

[reasonably_likeable]

one of the better posters for sure

Spoiler

despite the username

 

[Underdog9494]

I already have you in my life, no?

Yeah but you wouldn't... Take me out for lunch? Or anything?

 

[Lonenely sigma]

one of the better posters for sure

Spoiler

despite the username

Idemo hrvatskaaa

Yeah but you wouldn't... Take me out for lunch? Or anything?

I would but your too paranoid to reveal the continent you live on... it'd be difficult

 

[Underdog9494]

Idemo hrvatskaaa

I would but your too paranoid to reveal the continent you live on... it'd be difficult

Just buy me firewalls, mullvad subscriptions, thinkpads, coding learning stuff and bribe the fbi to delete the files on me and the other stuff about the internet and if you come to my city ill meet up with you

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Im not christian, Im muslim

the purpose of life is to worship God. Everything else is just a distraction (cope) since this life is just a stepping stone to the Real Eternal life.

Muslims can get 4 wives

its satire

Islam is the same story.

The point is, you can't change human nature. You can make them scared of god, sure, but thats no different than having them be scared of prison.

You think those cute girls who got forcefully arrange married to subhumans don't daydream about tall white chads?

If you really think they are happy with their situation just bc they muh serve god we have nothing to talk about.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Just buy me firewalls, mullvad subscriptions, thinkpads, coding learning stuff and bribe the fbi to delete the files on me and the other stuff about the internet and if you come to my city ill meet up with you

What did bro do to get in this predicament?


Investing into me is the best possible thing anyone could do. Pay me 60k euros for my ascension and I am gonna become the happiest, and by extension, the most productive person on the planet earth

*** assuming I don't rope after a bothed surgery attempt

 

[JasGews69x]

The point is, you can't change human nature

Yeah ik thats why there are punishments for certain behaviours .e.g stoning lashing. They cant escape Gods judgement since we're all going to die.

You think those cute girls who got forcefully arrange married to subhumans don't daydream about tall white chads?

Forced marriage is haram. This point is irrelevent to what I was saying...

If you really think they are happy with their situation just bc they muh serve god we have nothing to talk about.

I never claimed that either women can choose who to get married to though

 

[Underdog9494]

What did bro do to get in this predicament?

Wdym?

Investing into me is the best possible thing anyone could do. Pay me 60k euros for my ascension and I am gonna become the happiest, and by extension, the most productive person on the planet earth

*** assuming I don't rope after a bothed surgery attempt

If i was you I'd already be in my cabin or monastery

 

[Lonenely sigma]

They cant escape Gods judgement since we're all going to die.

And you don't see how this is coping?

Religion was made for inferior people to cope with their inferiority and by how much their lives suck compared to that of genetically gifted people.

"We are breaking our backs while that chad fucks beautiful stacies, BUT DON'T WORRY BRO! HE WILL GO TO HELL AND WE WILL GO TO HEAVEN!"

...except you aren't morally superior. You just weren't given a chance. If you were put in his situation you would be a degenerate too.

AND IF SOMEHOW you were put in his situation, right from the birth, but with your mind, and you indeed somehow don't become a """degenerate""", that would be because your brain was genetically predetermined to think a certain way.

If you lived his life for instance, aka all variables are left the same but you decide to do stuff differently, thats because your brain was PREDETERMINED by genes (aka your "god" who created you)

So its pointless to get punished either way, since your situation is 100% predetermined, by your genes, your situation, brain chemistry etc.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Wdym?

How could you end up on the FBI watchlist at 14 bro

 

[Deleted member 110111]

One of the biggest complaints I get is that I am ungrateful.

In this thread I am gonna disprove it, by creating a step-by-step guide to GOD HIMSELF on how to fix my life in 1 day only.

1) Alright, so first of all he is gonna let me sleep undisturbed for 12 hours and let me wake up at 14:00.

2) Then, I am gonna go to my uni, and my uni crush will approach me, tell me how much she secretly liked me all this time...

"omg listen, we are both the quiet type so I figured you'd never do anything unless I literally come and drag you by your cute little ear"

-you are not gonna believe this, Emily... how about a lunch next week?

"suree! add me on instagram now though... if you want"

3) Then I am gonna go home. I am gonna invest all 300 euros I have saved into a cryptocurrency with @User28823 thats gonna explode and make 200x profit, allowing me to afford all surgeries + take my crush to McDonalds for lunch

based

 

[Underdog9494]

How could you end up on the FBI watchlist at 14 bro

I'm not, but the giv has files on everyone. I meant like destroy my birth certificates and records of me ever existing

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I'm not, but the giv has files on everyone. I meant like destroy my birth certificates and records of me ever existing

Alr

After that we can grab some KFC tho. Kfc mogs mcdonalds imo. Depends on how hungry I am ngl

 

[Underdog9494]

Alr

After that we can grab some KFC tho. Kfc mogs mcdonalds imo. Depends on how hungry I am ngl

Kfc is shit quality often times. I like McDonald's and kfc too

 

[JasGews69x]

And you don't see how this is coping?

Everything will die, so youre the one coping with this meaningless existence.

Religion was made for inferior people to cope with their inferiority and by how much their lives suck compared to that of genetically gifted people.

Proof?

"We are breaking our backs while that chad fucks beautiful stacies, BUT DON'T WORRY BRO! HE WILL GO TO HELL AND WE WILL GO TO HEAVEN!"

Cope since in the end it doesnt matter anyway if you were a chad or sub5. What does pleasure matter when everything dies?
e.g That famous guy from 1D that died recently, he was forgotten as if he never existed

except you aren't morally superior. You just weren't given a chance. If you were put in his situation you would be a degenerate too.

if i wasnt religious i wouldn't even be here i never claimed to be morally superior, people are degenerates because they are empty inside

So its pointless to get punished either way, since your situation is 100% predetermined, by your genes, your situation, brain chemistry etc.

Humans only get judged on they can control which is the situation they are in

 

[User28823]

3) Then I am gonna go home. I am gonna invest all 300 euros I have saved into a cryptocurrency with @User28823 thats gonna explode and make 200x profit, allowing me to afford all surgeries + take my crush to McDonalds for lunch

if u caught the whales pvping on $ncat 10 mins ago u would have done that

 

[Lonenely sigma]

if u caught the whales pvping on $ncat 10 mins ago u would have done that

I don't have a bank account mane

Soon, though...

 

[User28823]

I don't have a bank account mane

Soon, though...

why not? just make one online

 

[Lonenely sigma]

why not? just make one online

How am I supposed to put my irl money on an online account?

 

[User28823]

How am I supposed to put my irl money on an online account?

go to an in-network atm

 

[yek]

if u caught the whales pvping on $ncat 10 mins ago u would have done that

bro you need to make a tele or something how the fuck do u manage to be so early

 

[User28823]

bro you need to make a tele or something how the fuck do u manage to be so early

in the trenches, got whale alerts 24/7

u think i'm early i dont even have bots setup, the bots insta snipe shit

as long as i'm in before whale bots start dumping its easy money

gotta get on the bot meta tho then i'll be rolling in the fucking money

 

[Lonenely sigma]

in the trenches, got whale alerts 24/7

u think i'm early i dont even have bots setup, the bots insta snipe shit

as long as i'm in before whale bots start dumping its easy money

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gotta get on the bot meta tho then i'll be rolling in the fucking money

Idk if its private but, realistically speaking, if I start with 300 euros and follow your advice, how much money could I realistically expect to earn and lose after a month?

 

[yek]

in the trenches, got whale alerts 24/7

u think i'm early i dont even have bots setup, the bots insta snipe shit

as long as i'm in before whale bots start dumping its easy money

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gotta get on the bot meta tho then i'll be rolling in the fucking money

how much do u make a month im curious

 

[User28823]

Idk if its private but, realistically speaking, if I start with 300 euros and follow your advice, how much money could I realistically expect to earn and lose after a month?

u will prolly lose all of it because u will make mistakes initially, a lot of mistakes

everyone does

 

[Lonenely sigma]

u will prolly lose all of it because u will make mistakes initially, a lot of mistakes

everyone does

Yeah but if I just follow what you say?

 

[User28823]

how much do u make a month im curious

i will post after a month of trading is complete i only started last week

but once i made 8k on safemoon i became obsessed i dropped 99% of the other shit i was doing for this

if ur getting into this u should already have a stream of income because u will likely lose everything as most do

and only trade with disposable income

 

[User28823]

Yeah but if I just follow what you say?

will be too late

 

[yek]

i will post after a month of trading is complete i only started last week

but once i made 8k on safemoon i became obsessed i dropped 99% of the other shit i was doing for this

if ur getting into this u should already have a stream of income because u will likely lose everything as most do

and only trade with disposable income

i just need to get to 14k from 1.5k and i'm done gambling with this shit

 

[User28823]

i just need to get to 14k from 1.5k and i'm done gambling with this shit

i think i have a theory on a coin im testing it may be a money printer will post if legit

but in general you'll prolly lose that due to initial mistakes unless ur disciplined af and fast, know how to dyor etc gotta learn fundamentals first before u throw anything in

 

[esoterik]

fix your life in 1 day? breh the only way is getting a girlfriend

 

[yek]

i think i have a theory on a coin im testing it may be a money printer will post if legit

but in general you'll prolly lose that due to initial mistakes unless ur disciplined af and fast, know how to dyor etc gotta learn fundamentals first before u throw anything in

lol i've made money with small amounts but lost it because fees fucked me and didn't realize i shouldn't put so little in for such marginal profit

 

[User28823]

i just need to get to 14k from 1.5k and i'm done gambling with this shit

Yeah but if I just follow what you say?

ahahaha
just made A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE LAST 5 MINS LOOOL CATTURD

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