I don't get how guys with micropenis make it to adulthood tbh

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There's no statistics on this (how many micros committed suicide), but if I had a micro I'd cut my dick off and let myself bleed to death as an act of rebellion towards whatever higher power created me a tiny dicked inferior specimen.
 
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At least you can live with it, because no one sees it
 
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I Wish I Had a Micropenis But I was Born with a <99.99%
 
Having a micropenis or being very short should be considered a disability, ded srs
 
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my 6 inches looks super tiny not kidding, idk how it feels like having even smaller
 
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My penis is only 9 inches long
 
my 6 inches looks super tiny not kidding, idk how it feels like having even smaller

Lol at 6 inches. Forget about keeping a woman
 
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can keep virgin easily stfu

:feelskek:

love it how 99% of guys here simultaneously claim all women are whores with a 2-digit bodycount before turning 18 and happen have virgin/low bc girlfriends

must be the .org aura
 
to the op: you'd cope just like they do if you were in that situation
 
to the op: you'd cope just like they do if you were in that situation
Nah I'd kill myself. I still think about my dick a lot and my girth is close to 6 inches.

If I had a micro I'd kms. Legit.
 
Don’t argue with Altruist. He speaks from experience

i'm flaming him because 6 inches don't look small, but as "default" as it gets, unless you are either a retard or a "blackpilled" edgelord. i'm implying he is yet another bullshitter or trying to humblebrag (since the thread is about micropenises)
 
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Nah I'd kill myself. I still think about my dick a lot and my girth is close to 6 inches.

If I had a micro I'd kms. Legit.

you'd have a different brain wiring then. you claiming this hypothetically means jack shit, that's what i'm saying. it's about as meaningful as "i'd kill myself if i was a nigger" coming from a racist white guy.

i do believe most of those "inexplicably" depressed guys simply have micros, and that it's a very common cause of those seemingly random suicides, though.
 
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i'm flaming him because 6 inches don't look small, but as "default" as it gets.
Depends on your frame, height, hand size and stuff, from certain angles it might seem small at times but yeah realistically it isnt small its around the upper end of avg.
i'm implying he is yet another bullshitter or trying to humblebrag (since the thread is about micropenises)
classic “i’m 6’3 but i still feel short bro lol”
 
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also, what you are doing here is extremely beta, op

do you think a 6ft3 chad contemplates, out of the blue, about how he'd "rope" if he was short and/or ugly? no, he doesn't, it's beneath him. wondering what made you post this thread :feelskek:
 
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considering your habit of hmming post that trigger you like a little bitch, i'd say you don't have it much better in that department

altruist out of this weird thread with a typically low iq conclusion
 
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also, what you are doing here is extremely beta, op

do you think a 6ft3 chad contemplates, out of the blue, about how he'd "rope" if he was short and/or ugly? no, he doesn't, it's beneath him. wondering what made you post this thread :feelskek:
Nah, I read some posts about a guy having a micropenis on reddit. He said it sucked. Well it got me thinking what I'd do if I was in his position. I believe this is a human thing called "empathy".
 
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considering your habit of hmming post that trigger you like a little bitch, i'd say you don't have it much better in that department

altruist out of this weird thread with a typically low iq conclusion
Did this guy really get mad that I 🤔 hmm'ed his posts?

Jfl 😂 @666PSL mind you I didn't even say a thing that showed I was triggered
 
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There's no statistics on this (how many micros committed suicide), but if I had a micro I'd cut my dick off and let myself bleed to death as an act of rebellion towards whatever higher power created me a tiny dicked inferior specimen.
The stats are here IMG 4621
 
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They play ranked c.s. go and want you to rush B
 
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