I don't get it

[Deleted member 17763]

I don't understand what's wrong. How was I born a winner but somehow I always lose, even when I'm winning harder than charlie sheen? If I was short, ugly, bug eyed, not well endowed, or basically just any of the things @Vermilioncore is then I could at least make sense of it. But I'm none of those things... so what the fuck is going on?

 

[Deleted member 19499]

You're either overrating yourself or you're mental

 

[Vermilioncore]

You’re blessed. God loves everyone except me. And I thank Him for that. Who am I? Some shitty character in his epic video game. God probably have a nice gaming session with a monster energy drink and brutalizing me and having fun. Can’t blame him, he’s God! Stoic shit innit

 

[Deleted member 17763]

You’re blessed. God loves everyone except me. And I thank Him for that. Who am I? Some shitty character in his epic video game. God probably have a nice gaming session with a monster energy drink and brutalizing me and having fun. Can’t blame him, he’s God! Stoic shit innit

Maybe you're right maybe god does love me. Maybe the people just hate me cause I keep winning and god loves me too much?

Do you think @8PSLcel could fit a monster can up his ass? I don't think I could cause god didn't give me a stretchy enough butthole, he didn't want to let me have all the fun

 

[2d v2]

You’re blessed. God loves everyone except me. And I thank Him for that. Who am I? Some shitty character in his epic video game. God probably have a nice gaming session with a monster energy drink and brutalizing me and having fun. Can’t blame him, he’s God! Stoic shit innit

I'm like Max Payne

 

[Vermilioncore]

Maybe you're right maybe god does love me. Maybe the people just hate me cause I keep winning and god loves me too much?

Do you think @8PSLcel could fit a monster can up his ass? I don't think I could cause god didn't give me a stretchy enough butthole, he didn't want to let me have all the fun

Yes he can fit it up there easy.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Maybe you're right maybe god does love me. Maybe the people just hate me cause I keep winning and god loves me too much?

Do you think @8PSLcel could fit a monster can up his ass? I don't think I could cause god didn't give me a stretchy enough butthole, he didn't want to let me have all the fun

My ass is so fucking robust and tight that it would crush the can.

 

[Deleted member 18840]

Cuz life is a scam. Only hereafter matters

 

[Deleted member 18840]

My ass is so fucking robust and tight that it would crush the can.

Hot

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Hot

*grunt

 

[Deleted member 15977]