I don't know how to ride a bike

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Learn it it's not that hard
 
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Just tried to with 2 friends I just kept humiliating myself...
Try more cycling around Ur city while cussing at people is very good
 
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never went outside as a kid ?
 
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Then learn faggot
 
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kids.org
 
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On your tricycle
 
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Jun 21, 2024
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u wish you were me boyo
 
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retard
 
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start with this
 
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step 1: take the pedal that goes on your non-dominant foot and turn it backwards till it's at the bottom.

step 2: place your dominant foot on the top pedal opposite.

step 3: once you start moving and the other one swings back upwards to the top position like before then you can grab onto it with your foot and just carry on spinning the pedals.

use the handle bars to control it better. 😁

after you learn to drive straight it's pretty easy to get the hang of it. since it's muscle memory and the bike basically becomes a part of you.
 
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Nah thats easy, you must be a retard

I dont know how to drive though, ill probably cause a crash if i go on the road
 
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Wtf nigga are you actually 3 years old?
 
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FAGGOT
step 1: take the pedal that goes on your non-dominant foot and turn it backwards till it's at the bottom.

step 2: place your dominant foot on the top pedal opposite.

step 3: once you start moving and the other one swings back upwards to the top position like before then you can grab onto it with your foot and just carry on spinning the pedals.

use the handle bars to control it better. 😁

after you learn to drive straight it's pretty easy to get the hang of it. since it's muscle memory and the bike basically becomes a part of you.
Tysm man I'll do this tomorrow
Nah thats easy, you must be a retard

I dont know how to drive though, ill probably cause a crash if i go on the road
THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR
Wtf nigga are you actually 3 years old?
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Look at my heavy ahh dick
 
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you have to go faster and itll be easier
 
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But you know how to ride a dick
 
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Its very easy. Once you learn it will be as easy as it is for a jew giving an interest loan
 
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Strange, you think a man whose mother was the town bicycle would be a natural...

Jokes aside, you can always learn bhai.
 
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it's easy and it's cool go learn !
 
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nah dw at least you know how to swim right... right ?
I do but I almost drowned at a pool 2 weeks ago
 
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Still hope for me
Trust me brah it'd easy now that you're no longer 7
All you need is 3 hours max and a YouTube tutorial
 
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Don't give up, you'll learn
 
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