I don’t like cats

[Vermilioncore]

there’s this cat I knew he was a whiny little fuck, always meowing like a bitch all day because his owner left him for some pussy.

I felt like telling the cat “damn chill out motherfucker, your dad is balls deep in pussy rn, he don’t need your bitch ass anymore so quit crying and go away”

Also, I don’t like animals that don’t respect their owners. I need everything to obey me and me alone. I like that dogs will always obey their owners. I don’t like that cats are independent.

Anti-cat for life. If you think differently, then suck my dick and die faggot ayeeee

 

[Deleted member 23239]

fuck yeah i had dreams of torturing cats

 

[Vermilioncore]

fuck yeah i had dreams of torturing cats

Oh yes! Fuck yes! You’re getting me so
Happy

 

[Maleficent]

nice bait i guess

 

[aBetterMii]

I like cats better than dogs, barking is so annoying! And having to walk them! Ugh

 

[Vermilioncore]

I like cats better than dogs, barking is so annoying! And having to walk them! Ugh

Both are annoying but I prefer dogs because they’re more masculine. Also, I am not an animal/pet lover. I am very particular about the way my clothes looks and smells and don’t want animals getting their fur and shit and piss all over me

 

[Jigen]

I like cats better than dogs, barking is so annoying! And having to walk them! Ugh

In reality: Big dogs > cats > small dogs (they’re extremely annoying)

My opinion: Cats > Dogs in general

 

[Orc]

I don't mind cats but I hate cat owners, they're the most deranged, mentally ill and incompetent of all pet owners.

even the guys that live-feed their snakes don't get anywhere near how edgy and narcissistic the average cat owner is.

 

[aBetterMii]

Both are annoying but I prefer dogs because they’re more masculine. Also, I am not an animal/pet lover. I am very particular about the way my clothes looks and smells and don’t want animals getting their fur and shit and piss all over me

In reality: Big dogs > cats > small dogs (they’re extremely annoying)

My opinion: Cats > Dogs in general

But you cant have a big dog if you plan to have a gf or girls over

 

[Bashan]

In reality: Big dogs > cats > small dogs (they’re extremely annoying)

My opinion: Cats > Dogs in general

 

[Deleted member 25198]

there’s this cat I knew he was a whiny little fuck, always meowing like a bitch all day because his owner left him for some pussy.

I felt like telling the cat “damn chill out motherfucker, your dad is balls deep in pussy rn, he don’t need your bitch ass anymore so quit crying and go away”

Also, I don’t like animals that don’t respect their owners. I need everything to obey me and me alone. I like that dogs will always obey their owners. I don’t like that cats are independent.

Anti-cat for life. If you think differently, then suck my dick and die faggot ayeeee

Ong. Dog is the only pet that genuinely loves its owner.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Cats are only good when they are very good boys. I dont want a cat with an " interesting personality" I want a cat who never scratches me and treats me like a god, if it doesnt do that i kick it in the middle of the road so it gets run over

 

[Deleted member 22124]

Not liking cats is a huge deal breaker for me. This is just worthless forum chatter, but if I met someone like that irl then I'd want nothing to do with them.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Not liking cats is a huge deal breaker for me. This is just worthless forum chatter, but if I met someone like that irl then I'd want nothing to do with them.

Good I’d want nothing to do with you either.
Also, just so you know, when I go to my neighbors house they have several cats and I lock myself in the bathroom with one and bully the fuck out of his dumb ass. I spray him with water, slap him, step on his foot, etc. I come out of the bathroom feeling so powerful

 

[currylightskin]

Fuck cats yakhi all my homies eat cat steak for Dinna

 

[Deleted member 20399]

there’s this cat I knew he was a whiny little fuck, always meowing like a bitch all day because his owner left him for some pussy.

I felt like telling the cat “damn chill out motherfucker, your dad is balls deep in pussy rn, he don’t need your bitch ass anymore so quit crying and go away”

Also, I don’t like animals that don’t respect their owners. I need everything to obey me and me alone. I like that dogs will always obey their owners. I don’t like that cats are independent.

Anti-cat for life. If you think differently, then suck my dick and die faggot ayeeee

Facts

 

[_MVP_]

Hate Cats, torture in Microwave oven