I ejaculated 57-58 times once.

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No, I am not joking to you in any way. I am dead serious. No this is not supposed to be joke or sarcasm.

I wish I was lying, I wish this was a troll thread, I wish.. but it isn't, unfortunately.

Beat it 57-58 times and ejaculated 57-58 times.

Some guy died from 42 times, I did it 57-58 times.

Put me in a cage. I don't deserve to be a part of society.

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to what
 
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@NoReedemingFeature
 
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Saar
 
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Wish I was joking pal. You reckon it did some damage?
 
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No white girl no care
 
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Good job 👍
 
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did u just like put it in a machine till u skeeted or wat
 
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Jfl if you actually believe his cheapskate larps.
It’s not theoretically possible to even exceed 25 loads a day. Well the only documented case of the most ejaculations recorded was this:

The Guinness World Record for most orgasms or ejaculations by a male is 16. But I was feeling a little lonely so I came 23 times in 7 hrs. Am I # 1? Do it again in front of two or three independent/Guiness World Record observers so they can verify your claim, and yes, you will be #1.

 
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