i feel like becoming a uk boat crosser

[Dylan]

i'm from the netherlands but i feel like relinquishing my citizenship and crossing on a boat

i'm in a detention center for illegals now and they've admitted asylum seekers get put up in hotels

lol

 

[Dylan]

i can afford a powered dinghy, i'm across the channel in an hour

 

[Dylan]

can't believe i posted this while knowing that the staff here can access your pc and click on shit

hard asf ngl