Milktard
Got Milk?
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I feel like a fucking foid doing my eyebrows and putting product in my hair every time I go out, and it feels embarrassing. I even try to time it so my roommates in college don't see me doing this shit because it feels so embarrassing 
I genuinely feel so ugly without my brow pen, sea salt spray, and clay. I have a short eyebrow shape, and I fill in bald spots. One time, I rushed it, and my friend jokingly mocked that it looks like I'm about to have a unibrow bc I drew way too much.
I have shitty brow genetics (not enough length for shape), and my hair is super straight and can not hold its style at all unless I use my hair clay, which lowkey works wonders for hold and texture.
I wouldn't even say my face is bad, and I have naturally straight teeth, thanks to my mom for her genetics and feeding me a lot of tough meat growing up. But my brows and hair are my biggest insecurities. I genuinely refuse to go out if I don't do my eyebrows and hair.
I was at Walmart trying to get a eyebrow pencil but its in a completely new makeup area blocked by a entrance gate with a woman at the front with a cash register, and there were 2 foids my age looking for makeup as well so I just dodged it bc I didn't want to look like a fag so I went to a drugstore instead and when I finally got the aisle to myself I picked up a eyebrow pencil quickly and when I checked out it was a brutal $24 after tax for the same thing I got for $8 on Amazon
(I bought it otherwise I would be too insecure to go out tomorrow because I had just ran out)
I genuinely feel so ugly without my brow pen, sea salt spray, and clay. I have a short eyebrow shape, and I fill in bald spots. One time, I rushed it, and my friend jokingly mocked that it looks like I'm about to have a unibrow bc I drew way too much.
I have shitty brow genetics (not enough length for shape), and my hair is super straight and can not hold its style at all unless I use my hair clay, which lowkey works wonders for hold and texture.
I wouldn't even say my face is bad, and I have naturally straight teeth, thanks to my mom for her genetics and feeding me a lot of tough meat growing up. But my brows and hair are my biggest insecurities. I genuinely refuse to go out if I don't do my eyebrows and hair.
I was at Walmart trying to get a eyebrow pencil but its in a completely new makeup area blocked by a entrance gate with a woman at the front with a cash register, and there were 2 foids my age looking for makeup as well so I just dodged it bc I didn't want to look like a fag so I went to a drugstore instead and when I finally got the aisle to myself I picked up a eyebrow pencil quickly and when I checked out it was a brutal $24 after tax for the same thing I got for $8 on Amazon