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RAITEIII
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Londinense lad here. Such a weird ass city, but I call it home. Some of you who have been around for a long time have heard about many myths and there is one that today I got the chance to live: Gandi's visit.
Yep son, we were face to face in central London. I was in a supermarket buying some stuff when suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I saw someone put their glasses down slightly and stare at me.
It was him! It was fucking David Gandy. I was surprised. There was something so unusual about that situation. But I am happy. Now I am all set, PSL god left heaven and came to see a mortal. Should I consider myself blessed.
I'll give you guys a lifefuel and say that he's max 1.83 cm. Willing to set it at 1.81. The lad has certainly aged, however I felt a particular aura steaming out of him. Life of a supermodel, it must be. Accompanied by unknown lady.
That was it boyos. That was it.
Yep son, we were face to face in central London. I was in a supermarket buying some stuff when suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I saw someone put their glasses down slightly and stare at me.
It was him! It was fucking David Gandy. I was surprised. There was something so unusual about that situation. But I am happy. Now I am all set, PSL god left heaven and came to see a mortal. Should I consider myself blessed.
I'll give you guys a lifefuel and say that he's max 1.83 cm. Willing to set it at 1.81. The lad has certainly aged, however I felt a particular aura steaming out of him. Life of a supermodel, it must be. Accompanied by unknown lady.
That was it boyos. That was it.
