I finally saw a psychiatrist! I'm ecstatic!

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

After my routine two-hour workout at the gym staying in top shape and irresistible to women, I went to my first psychiatrist appointment. He started me on a cocktail, as he put it, of half of dozen of medications he believes will help and improve my health too. Three antipsychotics, a benzodiazepine, a psychostimulant, and two antidepressants. He's also sending me to a surgeon for an orchiectomy. I asked him what that was and he said, "It'll help you, stop asking so many questions." So I agreed because he's a doctor and knows what he's doing.

Anyway, I have an appointment later for the J&J vaccination and two booster shots, concurrently. I told him I felt just fine and in the best shape of my life and he said, "Stop being a conspiracist idiot and get the shots!" And you all know me, I don't ever wish to be seen as an idiot. So I'm headed out now!

 

[Deleted member 20399]

u need to put in a ward little buddy

 

[Deleted member 15468]

ok schizo

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

He started me on a cocktail, as he put it, of half of dozen of medications he believes will help and improve my health too.

I thought you meant he was a classy guy who gave you an alcoholic beverage while you chatted at first jfl

 

[ThousandCuts]

ok schizo

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[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I thought you meant he was a classy guy who gave you an alcoholic beverage while you chatted at first jfl

Oh hell no. I'm a lady's man. He knows that! I'm a big muscular Chad. However, he's a skinny little pale-looking fragile feller. When I first stepped into his office, he was nervous. He dropped his pad and his hands were shakey. Odd little guy.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Oh hell no. I'm a lady's man. He knows that! I'm a big muscular Chad. However, he's a skinny little pale-looking fragile feller. When I first stepped into his office, he was nervous. He dropped his pad and his hands were shakey. Odd little guy.

Me irl tbh