I find myself in a great conundrum

[psychomandible]

I dislike women, I find them annoying and useless most of the time. But I also want a cute silly girl in my bed to read org threads to me while I play chess or something.

 

[psychomandible]

Dude why is it fucking impossible to find a skinny white girl

 

[Serial Coomer]

" CONUNDRUM"