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Ok I’m gonna start out by saying that it’s pretty useless to even review this, because it was almost inevitable that the seasons coming after the first one were not gonna be anything close to what the first one was, but I’ll do it anyway.
Don’t get me wrong there are some good moments, but it’s completely ruined by a TERRIBLE plot, absolutely insane plot holes and shit that doesn’t make sense, repetitive boringness of nothing at times where I just wanted to fall asleep, and incel tier acting where sometimes it literally felt like I was watching a parody of the actual show.
It actually fucking amazes me how normies will genuinely watch the worst shit and still call it good, like that retarded cum skin penguinz or whatever the fuck. He reviewed it and actually called it good
Episode 1:
a very strong start. Great episode. Ticks off nicely with the continuation plot from end of last season where the mf is tryna figure all this shit out and whatever.
He hires some mf to track down the recruiter guy and they end up finding him, only for him to nuke 1 of their dudes in a BRUTAL Russian roulette game which was honestly sick, the best part of the entire show by far.
The ending was incredible also when bro just murked himself for no reason just to prove he wasn’t a wuss
High T Richard Ramirez type shi yfm
Unfortunately it all went down hill after this.
Episode 2:
fucking dogshit episode.
Literally nothing happens in this episode I was bored throughout the entire thing. I get they are trying to build up storyline but what’s even the point of having 1 whole ep dedicated to storyline when the entire season is 7 episodes, and they clearly couldn’t fit it in a whole bunch of shit which is obvious from the ending, so why waste precious time on a filler episode?
Makes no fucking sense. This is pretty much what solidified it as a lazy cash grab for me, not that I was surprised but a part of me hoped it would actually live it to some expectations. Boy was I wrong
The part that made no sense to me was obviously the girls storyline about her dying mother or some shit idek. It literally felt like her entire character was literally there as filler because they needed some extra characters, also not to mention how she’s the dryest character in the entire show JFL even more than 067.
The thing I don’t get is I’m assuming she joined the squid game team because she wanted to help that the dads daughter through her treatment or some shit (could be wrong I literally didn’t get the point of her character at all).
That whole storyline makes no sense because the dude eventually get killed off the final episode and her character is nowhere to be seen (obviously they setting up for s3 but idgaf) is assuming she was trying to help him survive hence why she murked other players when she didn’t need to, or some shit Idek.
Also JFL I thought that little kid in the 2nd episode literally offed himself cuz her rabbit didn’t give her attention or whatever. That was some weird pedo shit right there Ngl.
Finally why the fuck is this nigga gi hun even going into the games if he’s trying to stop it, the best way would be go to with the ship team to scout the islands out, not just get caught in 2 seconds and then decide to go back. I think bro just has a death wish Ngl. He does nothing to help anyone at all during the season anyway. Anyways overall shit ep.
Episode 3:
Can’t even remember that much from this it was so uneventful. I think they played red light green light again which made no sense.
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BS GAME BACK WHY CANT THEY HAVE A NEW GAME INSTEAD WHICH RETAINS THE SHOCK VALUE NIKKERRRRR.
It literally makes 0 sense to have this again since gi hun already knows that they get killed so his entire purpose (for us as a audience watching) is literally to ruin the plot for the other characters who don’t know they are gonna die.
Even if they think he’s crazy for telling them doesn’t mean shit because we are the ones watching who are literally watching this old hag incel ruin the plot for us.
He literally just goes in to watch them die and doesn’t do shit about it, because they would die anyway regardless of whether he’s there or not. LITERALLY the only difference is that he’s there to witness it happen, I mean fine JFL if you have a blood kink of some shit nigga cah I think u do at this point.
The characters introduced are also fucking weird as hell.
NIGGA WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A TRANNY IN THIS CAN THERE LITERALLY JUST BE ONE SHOW THESE DAYS WITHOUT A FUCKING TRANNY
Also JFL at there being some crypto pump and dumper in the cast also. Why is this nigga even in the squid games from trying to pump and dump niggas. That’s like logan paul joining this shit after making people lose their money squid games literally tryna recruit anyone these days.
Hell I wouldn’t be surprised at this point if we see @Clavicular in season 3 because he needs money to fund his useless surgeries or whatever.
JFL @ the iq on this nigga also (crypto guy). He literally let himself get beat up every time by the people he owed money 2, when he literally could have just told them they should let him win so he can give them the money, then dip as soon as they made him win. But nah nigga had an iq of a toad literally so it never crossed his mind. Brain dead shit from the script writing team that’s it.
Also that thanos dude was so try hard. If you didn’t know he’s a KPOOP singer from the band Big Bang pretty huge band back in the day. His English phrases really made me cringe towards the middle and end like dude just STFU AND ADVANCE THE PLOT STOP SPAMMING RANDOM BS IDC ABOUT.
As far as the other cast goes they were fine just boring as hell mostly. Nothing on S1 cast. Literally they had no connection whatsoever and I didn’t feel bad at all when any of them died, like I did for niggas in the first S.
Episode 4:
Also dogshit. The second game was LITERALLY DOGSHIT.
WHY THE FUCK IS ONE OF THE GAMES LITERALLY 5 MINI GAMES IN 1 GAME? THATS LITERALLY JUST 5 GAMES NIGGA WHYYYYY TF
I DONT WANNA SEE NIGGAS HOPPING AROUND LIKE DISABLED BUNNIES SCREAMING HAWK TUAH FOR A WHOLE EPISODE. Jesus. Also they just die by guns the whole time so there’s literally no shock value whatsoever like there was for s1.
Episode 5:
I honestly don’t even remember shit from this episode. Literally nothing happens. I guess the plot hole was that when they were all asking each other’s names the front man didn’t say his actual name but made a fake name up.
I get he’s tryna take precautions and shite but it makes no sense for him to use a fake name when gi hun doesn’t even know who he is. I thought he was gonna say his real name and then gi bun would recognise the name because his brother told him in ep 2. (Or I’m pretty sure he did if not then he should have for this reason). But no they couldn’t even do that right.
As far as the game goes this game was also dogshit.
I DONT WANNA SEE NIGGAS SPIN ON SOME PODIUM AND THEN RUN INTO ROOMS LIKE FAGS. I’d rather just die Ngl then embarrass myself like that.
Also what was even the point of them standing on the podium if it wasn’t Even spinning faster every time? I thought the podium would spin faster each round or some shit so that they are dizzy and it’s harder to get into groups then cuz ur dizzy but no that didn’t happen?
They didn’t even need to stand on the podium then and spin they could have literally just stood there like retards and waited for the number to be called out instead of spinning like mongoloids and listening to some retarded nursery rhyme. Holy plothole.
Episode 6:
Again not really sure what happened. Literally just time wasting on voting when that played no purpose at all for anything that happened after. Lazy stuff. What did I even expect from Netflix though.
I honestly side with the front man tho for creating this shit. Gi hun is a low T incel who deserves to be murked for thinking that slaves who want money at the cost of their lives deserve to not be killed JFL @Godtis some shit Goatis would say
Only thing I can think of here is that we wasted 6 episodes of these niggas on the boat looking for the island only to get blown up out of nowhere and that’s it. Nothing else after. Jesus. Also who couldn’t tell that ship owner nigga was a traitor from a mile away. Most obvious thing ever literally.
Episode 7:
Not a bad episode. But ended terribly and somehow these guys are literally call of duty masters and immune to bullets. Yeah fucking right JFL. If this isn’t LITERAL plot armour then nothing is.
They may as well have just run in wearing armour which says plot armour on it as a meme and it would’ve made sense and wouldn’t even be called out by me.
Also that fucking nigga man sun or whatever the fuck his name is is actually such a pussy it pissed me off. Imagine just throwing a bottle @ the dude in the night killing and just watching ur girl get stabbed to death
Absolute low t loser who deserved to die and somehow didn’t.
Also why these niggas just carrying forks around with them like it’s master chef. If the games don’t want them to kill each other then why even give them forks they can use a weapons in their food?
Genuinely retarded plot hole nonsense.
Also JFL I literally thought the front man joined the games just to have fun not even for some ulterior motives before the very end. They really dragged that out for no reason when it was obvious that he was gonna betray them, like why?
Anyway this is all I cba to spend anymore time writing this shit driving me crazy how I’m pissed off. Waste of a perfectly good show they couldn’t just keep this 1 season and cash out nah ofc these greedy capitalist cunts had to ruin this very good show like they do for everything
Midas touch
Overall thoughts:
This season is utter dogshit, for the most part, which I’ll get into right now. If anyone is planning to watch this don’t, you will thank me for not having wasted ur time on this.
Don’t get me wrong there are some good moments, but it’s completely ruined by a TERRIBLE plot, absolutely insane plot holes and shit that doesn’t make sense, repetitive boringness of nothing at times where I just wanted to fall asleep, and incel tier acting where sometimes it literally felt like I was watching a parody of the actual show.
It actually fucking amazes me how normies will genuinely watch the worst shit and still call it good, like that retarded cum skin penguinz or whatever the fuck. He reviewed it and actually called it good
Let’s start:
Episode 1:
a very strong start. Great episode. Ticks off nicely with the continuation plot from end of last season where the mf is tryna figure all this shit out and whatever.
He hires some mf to track down the recruiter guy and they end up finding him, only for him to nuke 1 of their dudes in a BRUTAL Russian roulette game which was honestly sick, the best part of the entire show by far.
The ending was incredible also when bro just murked himself for no reason just to prove he wasn’t a wuss
High T Richard Ramirez type shi yfm
Unfortunately it all went down hill after this.
Episode 2:
fucking dogshit episode.
Literally nothing happens in this episode I was bored throughout the entire thing. I get they are trying to build up storyline but what’s even the point of having 1 whole ep dedicated to storyline when the entire season is 7 episodes, and they clearly couldn’t fit it in a whole bunch of shit which is obvious from the ending, so why waste precious time on a filler episode?
Makes no fucking sense. This is pretty much what solidified it as a lazy cash grab for me, not that I was surprised but a part of me hoped it would actually live it to some expectations. Boy was I wrong
The part that made no sense to me was obviously the girls storyline about her dying mother or some shit idek. It literally felt like her entire character was literally there as filler because they needed some extra characters, also not to mention how she’s the dryest character in the entire show JFL even more than 067.
The thing I don’t get is I’m assuming she joined the squid game team because she wanted to help that the dads daughter through her treatment or some shit (could be wrong I literally didn’t get the point of her character at all).
That whole storyline makes no sense because the dude eventually get killed off the final episode and her character is nowhere to be seen (obviously they setting up for s3 but idgaf) is assuming she was trying to help him survive hence why she murked other players when she didn’t need to, or some shit Idek.
Also JFL I thought that little kid in the 2nd episode literally offed himself cuz her rabbit didn’t give her attention or whatever
. That was some weird pedo shit right there Ngl.Finally why the fuck is this nigga gi hun even going into the games if he’s trying to stop it, the best way would be go to with the ship team to scout the islands out, not just get caught in 2 seconds and then decide to go back. I think bro just has a death wish Ngl. He does nothing to help anyone at all during the season anyway. Anyways overall shit ep.
Episode 3:
Can’t even remember that much from this it was so uneventful. I think they played red light green light again which made no sense.
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BS GAME BACK WHY CANT THEY HAVE A NEW GAME INSTEAD WHICH RETAINS THE SHOCK VALUE NIKKERRRRR.
It literally makes 0 sense to have this again since gi hun already knows that they get killed so his entire purpose (for us as a audience watching) is literally to ruin the plot for the other characters who don’t know they are gonna die.
Even if they think he’s crazy for telling them doesn’t mean shit because we are the ones watching who are literally watching this old hag incel ruin the plot for us.
He literally just goes in to watch them die and doesn’t do shit about it, because they would die anyway regardless of whether he’s there or not. LITERALLY the only difference is that he’s there to witness it happen, I mean fine JFL if you have a blood kink of some shit nigga cah I think u do at this point.
The characters introduced are also fucking weird as hell.
NIGGA WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A TRANNY IN THIS CAN THERE LITERALLY JUST BE ONE SHOW THESE DAYS WITHOUT A FUCKING TRANNY
Also JFL at there being some crypto pump and dumper in the cast also. Why is this nigga even in the squid games from trying to pump and dump niggas. That’s like logan paul joining this shit after making people lose their money
squid games literally tryna recruit anyone these days.Hell I wouldn’t be surprised at this point if we see @Clavicular in season 3 because he needs money to fund his useless surgeries or whatever
.JFL @ the iq on this nigga also (crypto guy). He literally let himself get beat up every time by the people he owed money 2, when he literally could have just told them they should let him win so he can give them the money, then dip as soon as they made him win. But nah nigga had an iq of a toad literally so it never crossed his mind. Brain dead shit from the script writing team that’s it.
Also that thanos dude was so try hard. If you didn’t know he’s a KPOOP singer from the band Big Bang pretty huge band back in the day. His English phrases really made me cringe towards the middle and end like dude just STFU AND ADVANCE THE PLOT STOP SPAMMING RANDOM BS IDC ABOUT.
As far as the other cast goes they were fine just boring as hell mostly. Nothing on S1 cast. Literally they had no connection whatsoever and I didn’t feel bad at all when any of them died, like I did for niggas in the first S.
Episode 4:
Also dogshit. The second game was LITERALLY DOGSHIT.
WHY THE FUCK IS ONE OF THE GAMES LITERALLY 5 MINI GAMES IN 1 GAME? THATS LITERALLY JUST 5 GAMES NIGGA WHYYYYY TF
I DONT WANNA SEE NIGGAS HOPPING AROUND LIKE DISABLED BUNNIES SCREAMING HAWK TUAH FOR A WHOLE EPISODE. Jesus. Also they just die by guns the whole time so there’s literally no shock value whatsoever like there was for s1.
Episode 5:
I honestly don’t even remember shit from this episode. Literally nothing happens. I guess the plot hole was that when they were all asking each other’s names the front man didn’t say his actual name but made a fake name up.
I get he’s tryna take precautions and shite but it makes no sense for him to use a fake name when gi hun doesn’t even know who he is. I thought he was gonna say his real name and then gi bun would recognise the name because his brother told him in ep 2. (Or I’m pretty sure he did if not then he should have for this reason). But no they couldn’t even do that right.
As far as the game goes this game was also dogshit.
I DONT WANNA SEE NIGGAS SPIN ON SOME PODIUM AND THEN RUN INTO ROOMS LIKE FAGS. I’d rather just die Ngl then embarrass myself like that.
Also what was even the point of them standing on the podium if it wasn’t Even spinning faster every time? I thought the podium would spin faster each round or some shit so that they are dizzy and it’s harder to get into groups then cuz ur dizzy but no that didn’t happen?
They didn’t even need to stand on the podium then and spin they could have literally just stood there like retards and waited for the number to be called out instead of spinning like mongoloids and listening to some retarded nursery rhyme. Holy plothole.
Episode 6:
Again not really sure what happened. Literally just time wasting on voting when that played no purpose at all for anything that happened after. Lazy stuff. What did I even expect from Netflix though.
I honestly side with the front man tho for creating this shit. Gi hun is a low T incel who deserves to be murked for thinking that slaves who want money at the cost of their lives deserve to not be killed JFL @Godtis some shit Goatis would say
Only thing I can think of here is that we wasted 6 episodes of these niggas on the boat looking for the island only to get blown up out of nowhere and that’s it. Nothing else after. Jesus. Also who couldn’t tell that ship owner nigga was a traitor from a mile away. Most obvious thing ever literally.
Episode 7:
Not a bad episode. But ended terribly and somehow these guys are literally call of duty masters and immune to bullets. Yeah fucking right JFL. If this isn’t LITERAL plot armour then nothing is.
They may as well have just run in wearing armour which says plot armour on it as a meme and it would’ve made sense and wouldn’t even be called out by me.
Also that fucking nigga man sun or whatever the fuck his name is is actually such a pussy it pissed me off. Imagine just throwing a bottle @ the dude in the night killing and just watching ur girl get stabbed to death
Absolute low t loser who deserved to die and somehow didn’t.
Also why these niggas just carrying forks around with them like it’s master chef. If the games don’t want them to kill each other then why even give them forks they can use a weapons in their food?
Genuinely retarded plot hole nonsense.
Also JFL I literally thought the front man joined the games just to have fun not even for some ulterior motives before the very end. They really dragged that out for no reason when it was obvious that he was gonna betray them, like why?
Anyway this is all I cba to spend anymore time writing this shit driving me crazy how I’m pissed off. Waste of a perfectly good show they couldn’t just keep this 1 season and cash out nah ofc these greedy capitalist cunts had to ruin this very good show like they do for everything
Midas touch
