I FOLLOWED @FLEISCH'S ZERO SEIZURE SHIPPING GUIDE [HIGH EFFORT] GTFIH EUROFAGS!

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Hello .org and fellow Europeans herein
In this thread i will be testing out the shipping method outlined by @Fleisch in this thread. If you're a european but scared of getting seized - this post is for you. This thread will lay out exactly the procedure and method to import "items" safely into the EU.


:: Methods ::
  • An account in my legal name and address with no OPSEC is created on the website https://www.parcelflow.co.uk/.
  • 1x 10 ml bacteriostatic water is ordered to my provided parcelflow address from a domestic UK source.
    • This is intended to be a suspicious order to be flagged by customs, but not an "illegal" substance that i can get punished for importing.
  • After arrival at my parcelflow address, the package is shipped to a postoffice near my house so parents stay oblivious:200IQ:.
What we're checking for here, is where the package travels in transit.
>I've previously ordered tret from Ukraine - both packages were inspected by customs, but let through.

:: Ultimatum ::
  • If the package arrives, not inspected -> the method is valid. (until survivorship bias is disproven)
  • If the package arrives inspected -> the method is less risk-free than expected.
:: Actual events ::
I make the account, punch in all my details. and i now have a profile dashboard that looks like this
Dashboard
Then when that was done i went over to some random peptide shop that sold BAC water and bought it with fast shipping.
BAC water receipt

I've got bad news faggots - I placed this order 10 minutes ago.
But if you want to see the results, i will be making a sequel to this post if it receives at minimum 10 likes - Where i'll have received the package and reveal this methods secrets...
 
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"if this video reaches 50k likes I will do a part 2" maneee fuh yo ass neega
 
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Bro is acting like people haven't done this a million times already 😭
 
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Bro is acting like people haven't done this a million times already 😭
Kind of realised this after.
Didn’t know about triangle shipping b4 this so this retard thought he was doing smth revolutionary:forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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"If we reach x likes I'll post results" ahh thread
 
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Who the fuck are you?
You have like 300 odd fucking posts…
 
Who the fuck are you?
You have like 300 odd fucking posts…
X amount of posts doesn’t make a good post. It is the skill of the writer that makes a good post.
And i’m not saying that my post is good. I’m just saying your argument is flawed.
Sophistry, is all.
 
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X amount of posts doesn’t make a good post. It is the skill of the writer that makes a good post.
And i’m not saying that my post is good. I’m just saying your argument is flawed.
Sophistry, is all.
aura
 
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Now buy drugs with the method and resell the drugs in the street for profit
 
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Hello .org and fellow Europeans herein
In this thread i will be testing out the shipping method outlined by @Fleisch in this thread. If you're a european but scared of getting seized - this post is for you. This thread will lay out exactly the procedure and method to import "items" safely into the EU.


:: Methods ::
  • An account in my legal name and address with no OPSEC is created on the website https://www.parcelflow.co.uk/.
  • 1x 10 ml bacteriostatic water is ordered to my provided parcelflow address from a domestic UK source.
    • This is intended to be a suspicious order to be flagged by customs, but not an "illegal" substance that i can get punished for importing.
  • After arrival at my parcelflow address, the package is shipped to a postoffice near my house so parents stay oblivious:200IQ:.
What we're checking for here, is where the package travels in transit.
>I've previously ordered tret from Ukraine - both packages were inspected by customs, but let through.

:: Ultimatum ::
  • If the package arrives, not inspected -> the method is valid. (until survivorship bias is disproven)
  • If the package arrives inspected -> the method is less risk-free than expected.
:: Actual events ::
I make the account, punch in all my details. and i now have a profile dashboard that looks like this
Then when that was done i went over to some random peptide shop that sold BAC water and bought it with fast shipping.

I've got bad news faggots - I placed this order 10 minutes ago.
But if you want to see the results, i will be making a sequel to this post if it receives at minimum 10 likes - Where i'll have received the package and reveal this methods secrets...
Tag me
 
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Now buy drugs with the method and resell the drugs in the street for profit
Have drafted this w/ my dealer friends alr…🤫🤫
 
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Would make numbers if you weren’t grey
 
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Would make numbers if you weren’t grey
Cap ts is water.
Mainly for high inhib / low agency autists who need guidance at every step. (Me)
 
Now buy drugs with the method and resell the drugs in the street for profit
It’s actually crazy how you can get quetiapine for 1$ on indiamart.
When i told these niggas about it they looked at eachother then at me and whispered “we’re gonna be printing money”

Just did the math.
Literally a 380x markup:lul::lul::lul:
Printing money boss
Though 10 yrs in prison doesn’t sound too good lol
Got my opsec on lockdown tho
 
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better fucking update us bhai
 
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Hello .org and fellow Europeans herein
In this thread i will be testing out the shipping method outlined by @Fleisch in this thread. If you're a european but scared of getting seized - this post is for you. This thread will lay out exactly the procedure and method to import "items" safely into the EU.


:: Methods ::
  • An account in my legal name and address with no OPSEC is created on the website https://www.parcelflow.co.uk/.
  • 1x 10 ml bacteriostatic water is ordered to my provided parcelflow address from a domestic UK source.
    • This is intended to be a suspicious order to be flagged by customs, but not an "illegal" substance that i can get punished for importing.
  • After arrival at my parcelflow address, the package is shipped to a postoffice near my house so parents stay oblivious:200IQ:.
What we're checking for here, is where the package travels in transit.
>I've previously ordered tret from Ukraine - both packages were inspected by customs, but let through.

:: Ultimatum ::
  • If the package arrives, not inspected -> the method is valid. (until survivorship bias is disproven)
  • If the package arrives inspected -> the method is less risk-free than expected.
:: Actual events ::
I make the account, punch in all my details. and i now have a profile dashboard that looks like this
Then when that was done i went over to some random peptide shop that sold BAC water and bought it with fast shipping.

I've got bad news faggots - I placed this order 10 minutes ago.
But if you want to see the results, i will be making a sequel to this post if it receives at minimum 10 likes - Where i'll have received the package and reveal this methods secrets...
this shit seems like hella work mirin tho
 
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@Chudfoid-demolisher @nwed
I've already made the part two!!
Check out this thread.
 
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