I found out I am 3 inches shorter and I want to kms / heel bonesmashing

[critpanda]

I won’t say my actual height or I will be called a jester

My whole life I was thinking I was 3 inches taller than I actually am, using that number to flex and give myself confidence when I looked at my subhuman face

I checked with a tape measure and I’m a short subhuman peice of shit

I want to die

I took roids and got puffy nipples before AI and have been inconsistent with taking my AI

Is bone smashing heels going to rape me?

I’m 17.5, I’m so fucking cooked I never knew I would experience the height pill like this

 

[sory]

I won’t say my actual height or I will be called a jester

My whole life I was thinking I was 3 inches taller than I actually am, using that number to flex and give myself confidence when I looked at my subhuman face

I checked with a tape measure and I’m a short subhuman peice of shit

I want to die

I took roids and got puffy nipples before AI and have been inconsistent with taking my AI

Is bone smashing heels going to rape me?

I’m 17.5, I’m so fucking cooked I never knew I would experience the height pill like this

Just say your height bro

 

[DavidePollo]

bro thought he was 6'1 and then discovered the harsh reality of being 5'8

 

[6footislaw]

5'7

 

[DavidePollo]

keep dreaming faggot

 

[critpanda]

Just say your height bro

6”5 thought I was 6”8 mogger

 

[1blameclavicular]

LL surgery

 

[Maxillular]

How the hell do you get it wrong by that much

 

[Peanut]

just do some massai jumps

 

[critpanda]

LL surgery

I think for the cost I would start with deep plane neck lift and implants but I’m actually considering it now, recovery seems brutal though

 

[Maxillular]

Like how would you even measure the first time in order to get it that wrong

 

[critpanda]

How the hell do you get it wrong by that much

Shitty measuring and inconsistent references(thought a door was 6”7)

 

[sory]

6”5 thought I was 6”8 mogger

Just wear 2 inch shoelifts so you’re 6’7 and say you’re 6’8

 

[critpanda]

Just wear 2 inch shoelifts so you’re 6’7 and say you’re 6’8

But the real 6”8s will also be wearing lifts because LM became mainstream IM HAVING A FUCKING CORTISOL SPIKE IM GONNA FUCK

 

[Maxillular]

Shitty measuring and inconsistent references(thought a door was 6”7)

you didnt feel weird in public? Like more people were taller than you than it should've been and it felt off?

 

[critpanda]

you didnt feel weird in public? Like more people were taller than you than it should've been and it felt off?

You are actually raping me right now because that’s exactly what happened and I’ve only just realised

I was getting heightmogged in the gym way too often and assumed it was bad posture from me/ angles etc but just reaffirmed im 6”8 it’s okay im a mogger

 

[sory]

But the real 6”8s will also be wearing lifts because LM became mainstream IM HAVING A FUCKING CORTISOL SPIKE IM GONNA FUCK

0,1%> of people are 6’8+ bro chillllll

 

[critpanda]

0,1%> of people are 6’8+ bro chillllll

 

[critpanda]

Brutal

 

[larpingking]

I won’t say my actual height or I will be called a jester

My whole life I was thinking I was 3 inches taller than I actually am, using that number to flex and give myself confidence when I looked at my subhuman face

I checked with a tape measure and I’m a short subhuman peice of shit

I want to die

I took roids and got puffy nipples before AI and have been inconsistent with taking my AI

Is bone smashing heels going to rape me?

I’m 17.5, I’m so fucking cooked I never knew I would experience the height pill like this

heightfraud / ropemaxxing is the only way

 

[Gomez]

6”5 thought I was 6”8 mogger

wow you are so unfortunate being 6'5 and heightmogging most of the people you pass on the sidewalk​

 

[freeshavacadoo]

“Guys I’m 6’5 and I’m sad I’m not .001% of the population I’m 0.01% of the population“

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

“Guys I’m 6’5 and I’m sad I’m not .001% of the population I’m 0.01% of the population“

Me reading at 5 foot 7

 

[critpanda]

“Guys I’m 6’5 and I’m sad I’m not .001% of the population I’m 0.01% of the population“

wow you are so unfortunate being 6'5 and heightmogging most of the people you pass on the sidewalk​

I get it I’m more sad about the fact I am not 6”8 which is hyper rare and almost insta mog

 

[freeshavacadoo]

I get it I’m more sad about the fact I am not 6”8 which is hyper rare and almost insta mog

its just a number, you are still the same height as when you thought you were 6'8.

 

[arifon]

I won’t say my actual height or I will be called a jester

My whole life I was thinking I was 3 inches taller than I actually am, using that number to flex and give myself confidence when I looked at my subhuman face

I checked with a tape measure and I’m a short subhuman peice of shit

I want to die

I took roids and got puffy nipples before AI and have been inconsistent with taking my AI

Is bone smashing heels going to rape me?

I’m 17.5, I’m so fucking cooked I never knew I would experience the height pill like this

heel smashing will make u realistically only 1 maybe at the very most 2 inches taller

 

[Deleted member 291046]

I won’t say my actual height or I will be called a jester

My whole life I was thinking I was 3 inches taller than I actually am, using that number to flex and give myself confidence when I looked at my subhuman face

I checked with a tape measure and I’m a short subhuman peice of shit

I want to die

I took roids and got puffy nipples before AI and have been inconsistent with taking my AI

Is bone smashing heels going to rape me?

I’m 17.5, I’m so fucking cooked I never knew I would experience the height pill like this

Nigga thought he was 5'11, rounded to 6 feet, & found out he was 5'7.5. You got what you deserved Jester.

 

[Deleted member 291046]

How the hell do you get it wrong by that much

My guess he's an Incel who doesn't go outside much, or is surrounded by short people.

 

[Deleted member 291046]

6”5

Top 10 biggest lies OAT .

 

[just a chud]

I won’t say my actual height or I will be called a jester

My whole life I was thinking I was 3 inches taller than I actually am, using that number to flex and give myself confidence when I looked at my subhuman face

I checked with a tape measure and I’m a short subhuman peice of shit

I want to die

I took roids and got puffy nipples before AI and have been inconsistent with taking my AI

Is bone smashing heels going to rape me?

I’m 17.5, I’m so fucking cooked I never knew I would experience the height pill like this

had the same thing im 3 cm shorter than i tought