I FUCKED A HOOKER IN TIJUANA

[yamface]

Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol

 

[JbwKlassik]

nice boi

 

[Sammy8311]

Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol

hong kong tijuana (edit nvm thats actually a real place mb)

 

[italianltn]

That's nice sweetie.

Just don't forget to take your pills again!

 

[Revan]

good for you man

 

[peterk1287]

Surprised you didn’t get kidnapped by a Mexican cartel pimp

 

[optimisticzoomer]

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

good for you man

no

 

[Revan]

no

why is that?

 

[joezw]

bravo

 

[groupiekiller]

bro that was so fucking cool

 

[yamface]

Surprised you didn’t get kidnapped by a Mexican cartel pimp

I am the pimp
The cartel
And most importantly THE FUCKIN BULL
@sams

 

[Gandy'sOrbitalVecto]

Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol

Tales

 

[Sayori]

Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol

Dnrd I’m in Tijuana rn jfl

 

[heinz_guderian]

Mirin hard ty for the numbing cream Trick didnt know ts

 

[yamface]

Dnrd I’m in Tijuana rn jfl

Go to Hong Kong

 

[Whiteboard7]

Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol

Nice boss huge props. I also heard you gotta into the peptide business nice work. Hope life works out for you boss. Keep sleying

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

why is that?

its disgusting

 

[Revan]

its disgusting

sant

mogs me dock

 

[yamface]

its disgusting

He is jbg
@Revan

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

He is jbg
@Revan

Why wouldn’t I? It’s fucking law

 

[yamface]

Why wouldn’t I? It’s fucking law

It’s either jbg or pfp (pay for pussy)

 

[Menas]

Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol

TMI saar

 

[Revan]

He is jbg
@Revan

who isnt?

 

[yamface]

TMI saar

Saar my older posts have already doomed me.
No inhibition required anymore.

I documented the whole interaction of me slaying a genuine sub5 chungus (with pics)

 

[yamface]

That's nice sweetie.

Just don't forget to take your pills again!

I love pills

 

[6’7whitechad]

How did it feel is sex overrated?

 

[yamface]

How did it feel is sex overrated?

Nigga this was my 13th slay and why would you ask this to someone who put lidocaine on their dick jfl

 

[Menas]

Saar my older posts have already doomed me.
No inhibition required anymore.

I documented the whole interaction of me slaying a genuine sub5 chungus (with pics)

I'm 'mirin the low inhib

 

[6’7whitechad]

Nigga this was my 13th slay and why would you ask this to someone who put lidocaine on their dick jfl

I Dnr the thread

 

[Glorious King]

Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol

Shit man

I thought that Russian mtb was better

But thus mogs aswell

 

[yamface]

Shit man

I thought that Russian mtb was better

But thus mogs aswell

I hate actually talking to women so this was perfect.
I don’t even speak their fucking language they just tell me their price.

Also they genuinely have the craziest bodies. You just gotta be there. (If you try and take pics cartel will gut you and leave you in a ditch 2 hours away)

 

[mtnchud]

successful slay

 

[…….]

Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol

"I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken"

 

[yamface]

bro that was so fucking cool

Thanks bro

 

[browncurrycel]

How much did you pay for all this?

 

[Paul.jnxy]

Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol

Tales @zennn @niccolo @slendermanmax @anondude

 

[anondude]

Idk might be real but does it matter if it is if it’s a hooker

Tales @zennn @niccolo @slendermanmax @anondude

 

[zennn]

Tales @zennn @niccolo @slendermanmax @anondude

Happened to me too

 

[Paul.jnxy]

Idk might be real but does it matter if it is if it’s a hooker

Agreed

 

[Paul.jnxy]

Happened to me too

The part where she gave you head while putting on the condom right

 

[zennn]

The part where she gave you head while putting on the condom right

Yes (I totally did not read this Shit)

 

[Paul.jnxy]

Yes (I totally did not read this Shit)

its a entertaining thread OP cooked tbh

 

[Foidobliterator67]

Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol

hell yeah bhai