I FUCKED A HOOKER IN TIJUANA

Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol
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Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol
Mirin
 
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How much money you make and how old are you ? What you do for living?
 
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Your dicks about to fall off btw
 
How much money you make and how old are you ? What you do for living?
I’m 20 and I make bank selling medical supplies to doctors Medspas and longevity centers.
 
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Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol
bro thinks hes @davidlaidisme67
 
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Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol
Mirin nigga
 
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Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol
Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol
:chad:
 
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Went to a pretty well known place called Hong Kong Tijuana, it’s my second time here (the first time I went I was a brokecel) and this time I came with some fucken baller cash to spend.

As soon as I crossed the border into Mexico I walked straight into a pharmacy and bought 16x20mg tadanafil + topical lidocaine. Then called an uber to the whore house.

As soon as I walk in there are a plethora of Giga bootymaxxed latinas and the first thing I do is buy me and my friend VIP cards and a shit load of drinks. I pop 40mg of tadanafil and head to the bathroom to put a little lidocaine on my tip so I can last longer. Once I felt the onset of all the drugs in my system (8 standard drinks, 30mg adderal, 1.5mg Xanax, 40mg cialis) I start scouting for a flesh bag to destroy.

My friend steals the baddest bitch in the whole club from the beta buxxing old chudcels and they get visibly mad, and he takes her upstairs to the hotel section to fuck. I got lazy and horny and found the closest bitch with an ass and tits that looked younger than 25.

I take her up to the hotel and she took my clothes off and put a condom in her mouth and she proceeded to put it on my dick and give me head at the same time it was insane technique. After some head she mounts me reverse cowgirl and starts vigorously bouncing on my shi and it was heaven. There were mirrors on the ceiling so I can see literally everything. (I was fighting the drunken urge to stick my thumb 2 knuckles deep in her asshole before I remembered it’s a dirty hooker).

After I was done being a pillow princess cuck I got up and started hitting it from the back so ferociously that she kept making me fucking stop and slow down (I was getting pissed I thought my hooker was broken). Then all of a sudden timer goes off and we ran out of time and she looks at me and says “you didn’t cum?” And I told her no and she looked a little upset. So I grabbed my phone and typed in Google translate that I put numbing cream on my dick to last longer and she started laughing. Then I asked nicely if I can play with her tits while I jerk off and she said yes, then I busted the most fulfilling nut of my entire life and went home a happy man.

This happened 3 hours ago and I just got home and I’m still drunk. Might delete later.

@sams @Menas @Sadist @kdev @Orka

Sorry felt like sharing lol
Based asf this is better than my escort experience
 
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