I fucked some ltb off tinder last night and left her stranded in some small town

[whitebitchslayer]

So basically we r in her car, I’m done getting my nut off and go get in the driver seat to go get some goyslop while she’s doing whatever the fuck she’s doing laying in the back seat with my kids in her. I try to start the car and it’s not turning over, needs a jump. Hopped out and walked 10 minutes back to where I was parked, she calls me, I tell her I’m bringing my car around to jump it and then go home

 

[whitebitchslayer]

She texted on snap this morning upset cause she had to get her friend to drive her home and have her dad come jump the car in the morning

 

[WhiteMan]

I fucked my shampoo bottle last night and it burned

 

[whitebitchslayer]

I fucked my shampoo bottle last night and it burned

Hell yea bro

 

[karmacitathugmaxx]

is this how u got mono

 

[whitebitchslayer]

is this how u got mono

Yes

 

[karmacitathugmaxx]

Yes

hell nah she actually deserved it then i hope u recover in time for the holiday parties