WhoTookVendetta
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HOLY SHIT BOYOS THIS JUST HAPPENED A FEW HOURS AGO I STILL CANT REALLY BELIEVE IT FUARKKKK
So I just flew to LA and was at the airport trying to catch the flight cause I'm always late to shit. I didn't have time to put on a good fit so I just wore these really tight grey sweatpants.
Something like this
. I knew my cock would show but I didn't really care cause I'm low inhib asf due to high T.
I get to security and its packed with people. Just my luck. I wait in line for ten minutes constantly permasquinting trying to be someone's airport crush. Finally I get to the conveyor belt and unpack my suitcases and take off my shoes (including my lifts). Some dumb landwhale laughed at me suddenly shrinking 3 inches . Felt like roping tbh.
I finally walk through the metal detectors and that shit goes off for no reason. Some really cute tsa chick pulls me aside and tells me to get into the full body scanner
Fuck. Aren't I supposed to avoid these to not get cancer or something? It's whatever. I step in and and they microwave my body for 5 secs. Of course, it detects shit like crazy around my crotch area. Did I leave my keys in there? The cute TSA chick (around 19, blonde, piercings, body halo, nice rack) looks at the screen and her eyes widen. She gives me the classic "step aside sir" hand motion and starts giving me a rough pat down. I'm already 90% hard from flight anxiety + seeing her so my 8.5x6 NBP upwards curving monster print is basically SCREAMING at her.
She starts the standard procedure and starts from my head. She slowly goes down to my waistband and pauses. Her palms slide over my bulge and she FREEZES like a deer in the middle of the road seeing a car. She faintly whispers "Sir... is that..."
I just shrug nonchalantly and say "yeah it's me" even tho my heart is pounding, pumping even more blood into my dick.
She slides her hand over my monster again but this time full on cups it for like 3 seconds. She firmly says "I think we need to take this into a private screening room for security reasons".
I nod and gulp thinking I'm boutta get arrested for trying to bring a firearm through airport TSA. I follow her into this small room and she locks the doors. Instantly, she rips my sweatpants and underwear off in one big sweep. My girthy, veiny, throbbing, pulsating cock springs up ready for action. She smirks, bites her lips, and locks eyes with me "Well someone's happy to see me ... I thought you were hiding a weapon".
I grin and say "Oh you better believe it's a weapon, just not the kind you confiscate". Holy fuck I'm still thinking about that line that was smooth asf.
Next thing you know she starts going ham on my dick, slurping it all up in deepthroat. My shit was so big you could see the bulge of it inside her neck
. Holy fuck she had incredible head game, literal throat goat. I ripped off the rest of her clothes and bent her over some cold metal table. I started absolutely railing her raw, pulling her hair and everything. She gripped the edges and screamed "FUCK YES FUCK ME MR MONSTER DICK PRINT". I lift her up and turn her around mid air and place her into a missionary position and start unleashing powerful thrusts. Her tongue flops out of her mouth uncontrollably and her eyes roll back from the pleasure.
I felt my climax approaching and roared "IM GONNA FUCKING CUM". She instantly wrapped her legs around me, leg locking me in so I couldn't pull out (rape tbh). I blasted a huge load of my high quality seed, destined to birth chads and stacies. My dick was so hard it deadass had it's own heartbeat.
Her moans must've been loud asf because someone knocks on the door and asks if everything's alright. I quickly get the fuck out of there realizing im about to miss my flight. I didn't even care about all the child support I was gonna have to pay. Luckily, I make it just in time and boarded the plane. All the flight attendants were lowkey staring at my print in pure admiration as I was walking towards my seat. There was this really hot attendant with perky tits poking through the uniform and I had a huge tent in my sweatpants when I sat down. I asked her where the bathroom was and somehow convinced her to come inside with me (she was giving me tons of IOIs).
We fucked in the plane bathroom for a good hour and I nutted about 3 times (my balls are a fucking sperm factory powerhouse and they refuel quick). All the other flight attendants came in to see what the commotion was and they wanted to join in JFL. Around 5 hot flight attendants + me were all cramped up in the tiny bathroom and had a massive orgy. The rest of the people on the flight were pissed because they weren't being served food lmfao. The pilot announced turbulence even though it was just my powerful thrusts rocking the plane. We fucked for the whole flight and my harem of hot flight attendants kissed me goodbye when I was exiting the plane. Literal chad treatment. The dick pill is real.
Just landed and immediately posted this. Mogs your entire life.
Jealous subhumans incoming. Seethe, mald, cope.
So I just flew to LA and was at the airport trying to catch the flight cause I'm always late to shit. I didn't have time to put on a good fit so I just wore these really tight grey sweatpants.
Something like this
. I knew my cock would show but I didn't really care cause I'm low inhib asf due to high T.I get to security and its packed with people. Just my luck. I wait in line for ten minutes constantly permasquinting trying to be someone's airport crush. Finally I get to the conveyor belt and unpack my suitcases and take off my shoes (including my lifts). Some dumb landwhale laughed at me suddenly shrinking 3 inches
. Felt like roping tbh.
I finally walk through the metal detectors and that shit goes off for no reason. Some really cute tsa chick pulls me aside and tells me to get into the full body scanner
Fuck. Aren't I supposed to avoid these to not get cancer or something? It's whatever. I step in and and they microwave my body for 5 secs. Of course, it detects shit like crazy around my crotch area. Did I leave my keys in there? The cute TSA chick (around 19, blonde, piercings, body halo, nice rack) looks at the screen and her eyes widen. She gives me the classic "step aside sir" hand motion and starts giving me a rough pat down. I'm already 90% hard from flight anxiety + seeing her so my 8.5x6 NBP upwards curving monster print is basically SCREAMING at her.
She starts the standard procedure and starts from my head. She slowly goes down to my waistband and pauses. Her palms slide over my bulge and she FREEZES like a deer in the middle of the road seeing a car. She faintly whispers "Sir... is that..."
I just shrug nonchalantly and say "yeah it's me" even tho my heart is pounding, pumping even more blood into my dick.
She slides her hand over my monster again but this time full on cups it for like 3 seconds. She firmly says "I think we need to take this into a private screening room for security reasons".
I nod and gulp thinking I'm boutta get arrested for trying to bring a firearm through airport TSA. I follow her into this small room and she locks the doors. Instantly, she rips my sweatpants and underwear off in one big sweep. My girthy, veiny, throbbing, pulsating cock springs up ready for action. She smirks, bites her lips, and locks eyes with me "Well someone's happy to see me ... I thought you were hiding a weapon".
I grin and say "Oh you better believe it's a weapon, just not the kind you confiscate". Holy fuck I'm still thinking about that line that was smooth asf.
Next thing you know she starts going ham on my dick, slurping it all up in deepthroat. My shit was so big you could see the bulge of it inside her neck
. Holy fuck she had incredible head game, literal throat goat. I ripped off the rest of her clothes and bent her over some cold metal table. I started absolutely railing her raw, pulling her hair and everything. She gripped the edges and screamed "FUCK YES FUCK ME MR MONSTER DICK PRINT". I lift her up and turn her around mid air and place her into a missionary position and start unleashing powerful thrusts. Her tongue flops out of her mouth uncontrollably and her eyes roll back from the pleasure.
I felt my climax approaching and roared "IM GONNA FUCKING CUM". She instantly wrapped her legs around me, leg locking me in so I couldn't pull out (rape tbh). I blasted a huge load of my high quality seed, destined to birth chads and stacies. My dick was so hard it deadass had it's own heartbeat.
Her moans must've been loud asf because someone knocks on the door and asks if everything's alright. I quickly get the fuck out of there realizing im about to miss my flight. I didn't even care about all the child support I was gonna have to pay. Luckily, I make it just in time and boarded the plane. All the flight attendants were lowkey staring at my print in pure admiration as I was walking towards my seat. There was this really hot attendant with perky tits poking through the uniform and I had a huge tent in my sweatpants when I sat down. I asked her where the bathroom was and somehow convinced her to come inside with me (she was giving me tons of IOIs).
We fucked in the plane bathroom for a good hour and I nutted about 3 times (my balls are a fucking sperm factory powerhouse and they refuel quick). All the other flight attendants came in to see what the commotion was and they wanted to join in JFL. Around 5 hot flight attendants + me were all cramped up in the tiny bathroom and had a massive orgy. The rest of the people on the flight were pissed because they weren't being served food lmfao. The pilot announced turbulence even though it was just my powerful thrusts rocking the plane. We fucked for the whole flight and my harem of hot flight attendants kissed me goodbye when I was exiting the plane. Literal chad treatment. The dick pill is real.
Just landed and immediately posted this. Mogs your entire life.
Jealous subhumans incoming. Seethe, mald, cope.
