Deleted member 906
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I'm a weeb as lots of people are and my parents know fully well about this since we are an open family. My mom once saw me watching Re:Zero clips including Rem and asked me if I like her. I ended up having to explain what a waifu and a harem was and she was happy I have interests again since I'm one of many depressed teenagers.
Fastforward a few weeks later and my country was (and still is) hit hard by the corona virus. My dad being in a rare good mood decided to buy me a new laptop along with a wireless gaming mouse, a laptop bag, and the mousepad. We discussed as a family whether it was okay to have such a revealing image as a mousepad, but my mom said it was okay since I'm 17 and she isn't affected by porn or hentai. My dad and I looked on Amazon and he joked about those mousepads with the thingy to put your wrist on being use to portray boobs and butts, but he bought it anyway. Image:
After a couple days the laptop came in the mail (I have an Acer Nitro 5 now) and 2 days later came my bag and my mouse. A week later I got the mousepad. Now, this is when the fuck up starts to happen
Pre fuck up: My mom was laughing her ass off when the mousepad came in not because she thinks butts are funny, but because I remind her of my late grandfather who was into fart and butt jokes and she still says I'm a mini version of him. Before I put the mousepad on my desk she asked to see it for a sec, and, thinking nothing of it, I let her take it with her while I was playing on my computer on Newgrounds. 5 minutes later she came in my room and beamed at me and loudly said "(MY NAME), I SENT IT TO ISRAEL" (Israel is the name of my entire immediate family's groupchat, most living in Israel obviously) She showed me her phone and to my horror at least 5 people have already left her message on read, but I kept my inner panic attack to myself since she thinks my family being freaky about sex and intimate things is normal. I eventually forgot about this.
The fuck up: My uncle comes over for weekly brunch in the middle of the week. Yesterday was one of those days and it was supposed to be any other weekday. Wake up at noon. Go downstairs. Say hi to my uncle. Eat a little and tune out old people talk between him and my mom. Go upstairs. Except that the old people talk part was really messed up. My mom told my uncle to look at the groupchat and all he said while his eyes widened and his grin spread ear to ear was "Woooow" My mom says "(My name), go show your uncle the mousepad." My stomach dropped, but I knew I was cornered cos my uncle was really into this. I brought it down and he immediately grabbed it and said "Woooow" in a vocal fry excited voice. He then proceeded to rub his finger between her buttcheeks and into the little pocket that's her clitoris. By this point I've had enough and demanded him to give it back to me and as soon as he did I stormed upstairs. After he left my mom told me she was gonna buy him and my dad a boob version instead since they liked that more.
TLDR: I got my dad to buy me a hentai mousepad of my waifu Rem and then had my mom take a pic of her and send it to the whole family and later having my uncle molesting her
Fastforward a few weeks later and my country was (and still is) hit hard by the corona virus. My dad being in a rare good mood decided to buy me a new laptop along with a wireless gaming mouse, a laptop bag, and the mousepad. We discussed as a family whether it was okay to have such a revealing image as a mousepad, but my mom said it was okay since I'm 17 and she isn't affected by porn or hentai. My dad and I looked on Amazon and he joked about those mousepads with the thingy to put your wrist on being use to portray boobs and butts, but he bought it anyway. Image:
After a couple days the laptop came in the mail (I have an Acer Nitro 5 now) and 2 days later came my bag and my mouse. A week later I got the mousepad. Now, this is when the fuck up starts to happen
Pre fuck up: My mom was laughing her ass off when the mousepad came in not because she thinks butts are funny, but because I remind her of my late grandfather who was into fart and butt jokes and she still says I'm a mini version of him. Before I put the mousepad on my desk she asked to see it for a sec, and, thinking nothing of it, I let her take it with her while I was playing on my computer on Newgrounds. 5 minutes later she came in my room and beamed at me and loudly said "(MY NAME), I SENT IT TO ISRAEL" (Israel is the name of my entire immediate family's groupchat, most living in Israel obviously) She showed me her phone and to my horror at least 5 people have already left her message on read, but I kept my inner panic attack to myself since she thinks my family being freaky about sex and intimate things is normal. I eventually forgot about this.
The fuck up: My uncle comes over for weekly brunch in the middle of the week. Yesterday was one of those days and it was supposed to be any other weekday. Wake up at noon. Go downstairs. Say hi to my uncle. Eat a little and tune out old people talk between him and my mom. Go upstairs. Except that the old people talk part was really messed up. My mom told my uncle to look at the groupchat and all he said while his eyes widened and his grin spread ear to ear was "Woooow" My mom says "(My name), go show your uncle the mousepad." My stomach dropped, but I knew I was cornered cos my uncle was really into this. I brought it down and he immediately grabbed it and said "Woooow" in a vocal fry excited voice. He then proceeded to rub his finger between her buttcheeks and into the little pocket that's her clitoris. By this point I've had enough and demanded him to give it back to me and as soon as he did I stormed upstairs. After he left my mom told me she was gonna buy him and my dad a boob version instead since they liked that more.
TLDR: I got my dad to buy me a hentai mousepad of my waifu Rem and then had my mom take a pic of her and send it to the whole family and later having my uncle molesting her
