I FUCKING FARTED IN MY CRUSH FACE >:( *AUTISTIC*

[Psocho]

yeah..pretty awkward here’s out it went:
I had a house party
—> only reason why I’m going is she texts me she’ll be here

I POP OUT PRE ANTI-INHIB STACK
(mushroomssss)

We ACTUALLY talk a lot during it!! I try to flirt with her but im not the best

little example:

- “hey did change your hair? love the way it suits your face”

-“hihi thanks!” (she blushes a lil bit)

after this WIN, figured that were not gonna stand here, so I try to invite her to a sofa

MY GOAL IS TO CUDDLE BUT IDK IF SHE WANTS SINCE IDK IF SHE LIKES ME

SHE MAKES THE FIRST MOVE!!
we cuddle, I play with her hair and talk about nonsense because we were both DRUNK

we stay here for 30 MINS

I tell her:
“hey, we should see us more some time yk?”
she agrees!!!

NOW FOR THE AUTISTIC MOMENT:

the drinks has coca-cola in it (rhum-cola, vodka-cola, yk the things you’ll see at a teenage party)

BUT
it makes me gassy..
I deeply wanted to fart for about 15 mins but couldn’t
my stomach began rumbling really bad

I HAD TO FIND AN EXCUSE OR IM GONNA FUCKING FART!!

I used an excuse to go get her and me a drink (clever mf)
when getting up..oh god..

I DROPPED A HORRIFYING FART IN HER FUCKING FACE

FUCKING HELL!!!!!

Spoiler: the worst..

and I know damn well that fart smelled bad, I ate 6 boiled eggs in the morning

we made eye contact but no one say anything (fucking awkward)

I go in the kitchen and my hb say:
“ay bro i’m gonna head out soon you coming ”

after this disastrous event yeah i’m coming

I don’t say good bye, nothing but pure gaz in her face

NOW I NEED TO DM HER TO PLAN A DATE BUT HOW CAN I DO IT???

I JUST FARTED IN HER FACE!!

please help!! I REALLY NEED IT

Spoiler: tags

@hax @Mogs Me
@Jattdontcare this is the white girl..

 

[JasGews69x]

faaaa

 

[Psocho]

faaaa

yah im sorry, kinda long but funny

 

[ragingmanlet]

Tales from a mental asulym in the deepest darkest slums of mumbai india

 

[Jatt]

yeah..pretty awkward here’s out it went:
I had a house party
—> only reason why I’m going is she texts me she’ll be here

I POP OUT PRE ANTI-INHIB STACK
(mushroomssss)

We ACTUALLY talk a lot during it!! I try to flirt with her but im not the best

little example:

- “hey did change your hair? love the way it suits your face”

-“hihi thanks!” (she blushes a lil bit)

after this WIN, figured that were not gonna stand here, so I try to invite her to a sofa

MY GOAL IS TO CUDDLE BUT IDK IF SHE WANTS SINCE IDK IF SHE LIKES ME

SHE MAKES THE FIRST MOVE!!
we cuddle, I play with her hair and talk about nonsense because we were both DRUNK

we stay here for 30 MINS

I tell her:
“hey, we should see us more some time yk?”
she agrees!!!

NOW FOR THE AUTISTIC MOMENT:

the drinks has coca-cola in it (rhum-cola, vodka-cola, yk the things you’ll see at a teenage party)

BUT
it makes me gassy..
I deeply wanted to fart for about 15 mins but couldn’t
my stomach began rumbling really bad

I HAD TO FIND AN EXCUSE OR IM GONNA FUCKING FART!!

I used an excuse to go get her and me a drink (clever mf)
when getting up..oh god..

I DROPPED A HORRIFYING FART IN HER FUCKING FACE

FUCKING HELL!!!!!

Spoiler: the worst..

and I know damn well that fart smelled bad, I ate 6 boiled eggs in the morning

we made eye contact but no one say anything (fucking awkward)

I go in the kitchen and my hb say:
“ay bro i’m gonna head out soon you coming ”

after this disastrous event yeah i’m coming

I don’t say good bye, nothing but pure gaz in her face

NOW I NEED TO DM HER TO PLAN A DATE BUT HOW CAN I DO IT???

I JUST FARTED IN HER FACE!!

please help!! I REALLY NEED IT

Spoiler: tags

@hax @Mogs Me
@Jattdontcare this is the white girl..

 

[isis_Bleach]

same and she loved it saw her licking her lips after

 

[Psocho]

Tales from a mental asulym in the deepest darkest slums of mumbai india

fuaaaaarkkkkk should had say
“INB4 DUMBASS SAY TALES”

 

[bmoser958]

"it makes me gassy"

 

[teaker]

same and she loved it saw her licking her lips after

Nigga what?

 

[Psocho]

same and she loved it saw her licking her lips after

we have different girls, I see

 

[Mogs Me]

Stupid ass nigga prolly was tryna go to the bathroom like a cartoon character

 

[Psocho]

Stupid ass nigga prolly was tryna go to the bathroom like a cartoon character

View attachment 4547383

the fart was so big it gave me a speed boost

 

[Psocho]

NOT ONE FUCKING ADVICE HAS BEEN MADE

 

[fazehamster]

yeah..pretty awkward here’s out it went:
I had a house party
—> only reason why I’m going is she texts me she’ll be here

I POP OUT PRE ANTI-INHIB STACK
(mushroomssss)

We ACTUALLY talk a lot during it!! I try to flirt with her but im not the best

little example:

- “hey did change your hair? love the way it suits your face”

-“hihi thanks!” (she blushes a lil bit)

after this WIN, figured that were not gonna stand here, so I try to invite her to a sofa

MY GOAL IS TO CUDDLE BUT IDK IF SHE WANTS SINCE IDK IF SHE LIKES ME

SHE MAKES THE FIRST MOVE!!
we cuddle, I play with her hair and talk about nonsense because we were both DRUNK

we stay here for 30 MINS

I tell her:
“hey, we should see us more some time yk?”
she agrees!!!

NOW FOR THE AUTISTIC MOMENT:

the drinks has coca-cola in it (rhum-cola, vodka-cola, yk the things you’ll see at a teenage party)

BUT
it makes me gassy..
I deeply wanted to fart for about 15 mins but couldn’t
my stomach began rumbling really bad

I HAD TO FIND AN EXCUSE OR IM GONNA FUCKING FART!!

I used an excuse to go get her and me a drink (clever mf)
when getting up..oh god..

I DROPPED A HORRIFYING FART IN HER FUCKING FACE

FUCKING HELL!!!!!

Spoiler: the worst..

and I know damn well that fart smelled bad, I ate 6 boiled eggs in the morning

we made eye contact but no one say anything (fucking awkward)

I go in the kitchen and my hb say:
“ay bro i’m gonna head out soon you coming ”

after this disastrous event yeah i’m coming

I don’t say good bye, nothing but pure gaz in her face

NOW I NEED TO DM HER TO PLAN A DATE BUT HOW CAN I DO IT???

I JUST FARTED IN HER FACE!!

please help!! I REALLY NEED IT

Spoiler: tags

@hax @Mogs Me
@Jattdontcare this is the white girl..

How you felt 1 sec after fart

 

[Psocho]

How you felt 1 sec after fart

indeed brother indeed

 

[Psocho]

ye ye bump
I didn’t got advice yet

 

[Plagiarism]

I deeply wanted to fart for about 15 mins but couldn’t
my stomach began rumbling really bad

I HAD TO FIND AN EXCUSE OR IM GONNA FUCKING FART!!

I used an excuse to go get her and me a drink (clever mf)
when getting up..oh god..

I DROPPED A HORRIFYING FART IN HER FUCKING FACE

Well,



This is the part of this fictional story that I had came to an conclusion this was a depicted concept that hadn't truly happened under your feet.


If you held the capacity to hold this fart for 15 minutes, her standing up to grab you a drink wouldn't pressure the average (and below average) human under this scenario let loose.

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

not autistic you are just weird and awkward

 

[OldSpice]

yeah..pretty awkward here’s out it went:
I had a house party
—> only reason why I’m going is she texts me she’ll be here

I POP OUT PRE ANTI-INHIB STACK
(mushroomssss)

We ACTUALLY talk a lot during it!! I try to flirt with her but im not the best

little example:

- “hey did change your hair? love the way it suits your face”

-“hihi thanks!” (she blushes a lil bit)

after this WIN, figured that were not gonna stand here, so I try to invite her to a sofa

MY GOAL IS TO CUDDLE BUT IDK IF SHE WANTS SINCE IDK IF SHE LIKES ME

SHE MAKES THE FIRST MOVE!!
we cuddle, I play with her hair and talk about nonsense because we were both DRUNK

we stay here for 30 MINS

I tell her:
“hey, we should see us more some time yk?”
she agrees!!!

NOW FOR THE AUTISTIC MOMENT:

the drinks has coca-cola in it (rhum-cola, vodka-cola, yk the things you’ll see at a teenage party)

BUT
it makes me gassy..
I deeply wanted to fart for about 15 mins but couldn’t
my stomach began rumbling really bad

I HAD TO FIND AN EXCUSE OR IM GONNA FUCKING FART!!

I used an excuse to go get her and me a drink (clever mf)
when getting up..oh god..

I DROPPED A HORRIFYING FART IN HER FUCKING FACE

FUCKING HELL!!!!!

Spoiler: the worst..

and I know damn well that fart smelled bad, I ate 6 boiled eggs in the morning

we made eye contact but no one say anything (fucking awkward)

I go in the kitchen and my hb say:
“ay bro i’m gonna head out soon you coming ”

after this disastrous event yeah i’m coming

I don’t say good bye, nothing but pure gaz in her face

NOW I NEED TO DM HER TO PLAN A DATE BUT HOW CAN I DO IT???

I JUST FARTED IN HER FACE!!

please help!! I REALLY NEED IT

Spoiler: tags

@hax @Mogs Me
@Jattdontcare this is the white girl..

how tf

 

[Psocho]

you are just weird and awkward

dawg I just farted on her it’s human nature, nothing weird

 

[Psocho]

how tf

fart bro…fart

​

 

[hax]

i thought you tagged me in someone else's thread because of how odd the title was .

ask her if she wants a sample in a glass jar next time.

 

[Psocho]

ask her if she wants a sample in a glass jar next time.

no replies with what should I do next, it’s over man

 

[scrimmydim]

you were just following your natrual insticts shame on her

 

[imabadman02]

 

[valochor999]

yeah..pretty awkward here’s out it went:
I had a house party
—> only reason why I’m going is she texts me she’ll be here

I POP OUT PRE ANTI-INHIB STACK
(mushroomssss)

We ACTUALLY talk a lot during it!! I try to flirt with her but im not the best

little example:

- “hey did change your hair? love the way it suits your face”

-“hihi thanks!” (she blushes a lil bit)

after this WIN, figured that were not gonna stand here, so I try to invite her to a sofa

MY GOAL IS TO CUDDLE BUT IDK IF SHE WANTS SINCE IDK IF SHE LIKES ME

SHE MAKES THE FIRST MOVE!!
we cuddle, I play with her hair and talk about nonsense because we were both DRUNK

we stay here for 30 MINS

I tell her:
“hey, we should see us more some time yk?”
she agrees!!!

NOW FOR THE AUTISTIC MOMENT:

the drinks has coca-cola in it (rhum-cola, vodka-cola, yk the things you’ll see at a teenage party)

BUT
it makes me gassy..
I deeply wanted to fart for about 15 mins but couldn’t
my stomach began rumbling really bad

I HAD TO FIND AN EXCUSE OR IM GONNA FUCKING FART!!

I used an excuse to go get her and me a drink (clever mf)
when getting up..oh god..

I DROPPED A HORRIFYING FART IN HER FUCKING FACE

FUCKING HELL!!!!!

Spoiler: the worst..

and I know damn well that fart smelled bad, I ate 6 boiled eggs in the morning

we made eye contact but no one say anything (fucking awkward)

I go in the kitchen and my hb say:
“ay bro i’m gonna head out soon you coming ”

after this disastrous event yeah i’m coming

I don’t say good bye, nothing but pure gaz in her face

NOW I NEED TO DM HER TO PLAN A DATE BUT HOW CAN I DO IT???

I JUST FARTED IN HER FACE!!

please help!! I REALLY NEED IT

Spoiler: tags

@hax @Mogs Me
@Jattdontcare this is the white girl..

trucel post

 

[enlightful]

Dnr

 

[bibisilover41]

fart fetish tales

 

[Psocho]

trucel post

except that i’m a 6’0 HTN..

Dnr

thanks for the bump man

fart fetish tales

there’s really people with fart fetish in this world??

 

[tomahawk]

True mumbai tales

 

[o_Owtf]

Definitely BOTB thread, the dramatic exposition really sold it lol. Sorry though it's a shame things didn't go down as you had hoped.

Also mushrooms for low inhib is insane

 

[Psocho]

True mumbai tales

see an interesting cagefuel thread = automatic tales, bros not ready for the next one

Definitely BOTB thread

lmao no but preciate it that you liked it

Also mushrooms for low inhib is insane

pretty normal around here, you’ll get used to it

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

yeah..pretty awkward here’s out it went:
I had a house party
—> only reason why I’m going is she texts me she’ll be here

I POP OUT PRE ANTI-INHIB STACK
(mushroomssss)

We ACTUALLY talk a lot during it!! I try to flirt with her but im not the best

little example:

- “hey did change your hair? love the way it suits your face”

-“hihi thanks!” (she blushes a lil bit)

after this WIN, figured that were not gonna stand here, so I try to invite her to a sofa

MY GOAL IS TO CUDDLE BUT IDK IF SHE WANTS SINCE IDK IF SHE LIKES ME

SHE MAKES THE FIRST MOVE!!
we cuddle, I play with her hair and talk about nonsense because we were both DRUNK

we stay here for 30 MINS

I tell her:
“hey, we should see us more some time yk?”
she agrees!!!

NOW FOR THE AUTISTIC MOMENT:

the drinks has coca-cola in it (rhum-cola, vodka-cola, yk the things you’ll see at a teenage party)

BUT
it makes me gassy..
I deeply wanted to fart for about 15 mins but couldn’t
my stomach began rumbling really bad

I HAD TO FIND AN EXCUSE OR IM GONNA FUCKING FART!!

I used an excuse to go get her and me a drink (clever mf)
when getting up..oh god..

I DROPPED A HORRIFYING FART IN HER FUCKING FACE

FUCKING HELL!!!!!

Spoiler: the worst..

and I know damn well that fart smelled bad, I ate 6 boiled eggs in the morning

we made eye contact but no one say anything (fucking awkward)

I go in the kitchen and my hb say:
“ay bro i’m gonna head out soon you coming ”

after this disastrous event yeah i’m coming

I don’t say good bye, nothing but pure gaz in her face

NOW I NEED TO DM HER TO PLAN A DATE BUT HOW CAN I DO IT???

I JUST FARTED IN HER FACE!!

please help!! I REALLY NEED IT

Spoiler: tags

@hax @Mogs Me
@Jattdontcare this is the white girl..

pass me the ball nigga

 

[Psocho]

pass me the ball nigga

atp I will maynn

 

[iblameocclusalcant]

yeah..pretty awkward here’s out it went:
I had a house party
—> only reason why I’m going is she texts me she’ll be here

I POP OUT PRE ANTI-INHIB STACK
(mushroomssss)

We ACTUALLY talk a lot during it!! I try to flirt with her but im not the best

little example:

- “hey did change your hair? love the way it suits your face”

-“hihi thanks!” (she blushes a lil bit)

after this WIN, figured that were not gonna stand here, so I try to invite her to a sofa

MY GOAL IS TO CUDDLE BUT IDK IF SHE WANTS SINCE IDK IF SHE LIKES ME

SHE MAKES THE FIRST MOVE!!
we cuddle, I play with her hair and talk about nonsense because we were both DRUNK

we stay here for 30 MINS

I tell her:
“hey, we should see us more some time yk?”
she agrees!!!

NOW FOR THE AUTISTIC MOMENT:

the drinks has coca-cola in it (rhum-cola, vodka-cola, yk the things you’ll see at a teenage party)

BUT
it makes me gassy..
I deeply wanted to fart for about 15 mins but couldn’t
my stomach began rumbling really bad

I HAD TO FIND AN EXCUSE OR IM GONNA FUCKING FART!!

I used an excuse to go get her and me a drink (clever mf)
when getting up..oh god..

I DROPPED A HORRIFYING FART IN HER FUCKING FACE

FUCKING HELL!!!!!

Spoiler: the worst..

and I know damn well that fart smelled bad, I ate 6 boiled eggs in the morning

we made eye contact but no one say anything (fucking awkward)

I go in the kitchen and my hb say:
“ay bro i’m gonna head out soon you coming ”

after this disastrous event yeah i’m coming

I don’t say good bye, nothing but pure gaz in her face

NOW I NEED TO DM HER TO PLAN A DATE BUT HOW CAN I DO IT???

I JUST FARTED IN HER FACE!!

please help!! I REALLY NEED IT

Spoiler: tags

@hax @Mogs Me
@Jattdontcare this is the white girl..

You both were drunk, right ?
Just tell her that you made a fart sound from your mouth as a joke the next time she brings it up
I guess

 

[Eggshells]

Airball from another universe