I fucking hate all barbershops and hairdressers

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Every single one in my area is either a money laundering business where they only take cash and no one there knows how to cut hair, or they are booked up for the next 6 months. I need a haircut rn cause my hair is way too long and I look like an idiot so what the fuck am I meant to do? I have no choice but to take out some cash and suffer some shitty trim.
 
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Every single one in my area is either a money laundering business where they only take cash and no one there knows how to cut hair, or they are booked up for the next 6 months. I need a haircut rn cause my hair is way too long and I look like an idiot so what the fuck am I meant to do? I have no choice but to take out some cash and suffer some shitty trim.

just go to the cheapest one you can find and tell em to no3 the sides and back and keep the top 6 inches or something

Its not pretty but im done pinning my hopes and dreams on some hack with a shaver
 
Every single one in my area is either a money laundering business where they only take cash and no one there knows how to cut hair, or they are booked up for the next 6 months. I need a haircut rn cause my hair is way too long and I look like an idiot so what the fuck am I meant to do? I have no choice but to take out some cash and suffer some shitty trim.
Bro go Instagram and type salon/barbershop_near your place and just see their content and if you like it just book an appointment
 
Every single one in my area is either a money laundering business where they only take cash and no one there knows how to cut hair, or they are booked up for the next 6 months. I need a haircut rn cause my hair is way too long and I look like an idiot so what the fuck am I meant to do? I have no choice but to take out some cash and suffer some shitty trim.
My mother is cutting my hair better than those hairdressers
 
just go to the cheapest one you can find and tell em to no3 the sides and back and keep the top 6 inches or something

Its not pretty but im done pinning my hopes and dreams on some hack with a shaver
I wish I could tell them that but all these fucking barbers just have some immigrants that can’t speak English so I have to gesture with my hands what i want them to do. I was just at one 30 minutes ago tryna ask if they accept Apple Pay and they looked at me like I asked if they could fly me to the moon and said in some foreign accent “apel pae?” I left after that cause last time I went to one of these they fucked me up.
 
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My mother is cutting my hair better than those hairdressers
My mum cuts my brother’s hair and it look horrendous so I’m gonna hold off from that
 
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Bro go Instagram and type salon/barbershop_near your place and just see their content and if you like it just book an appointment
There are none that have bookings within the next month let alone this week
 
I wish I could tell them that but all these fucking barbers just have some immigrants that can’t speak English so I have to gesture with my hands what i want them to do. I was just at one 30 minutes ago tryna ask if they accept Apple Pay and they looked at me like I asked if they could fly me to the moon and said in some foreign accent “apel pae?” I left after that cause last time I went to one of these they fucked me up.
kinda fucking country you in???
 
Every single one in my area is either a money laundering business where they only take cash and no one there knows how to cut hair, or they are booked up for the next 6 months. I need a haircut rn cause my hair is way too long and I look like an idiot so what the fuck am I meant to do? I have no choice but to take out some cash and suffer some shitty trim.
grow it out long hair is mogger
 
Lol at going for a barber in 26.
I cut my own hair and it mogs. I layer it perfectly and style it in a middle part. Foids love it.
 
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Lol at going for a barber in 26.
I cut my own hair and it mogs. I layer it perfectly and style it in a middle part. Foids love it.
I’ve thought for so long about learning to cut my own hair but everyone tells me it’s a terrible idea
 
Lol at going for a barber in 26.
I cut my own hair and it mogs. I layer it perfectly and style it in a middle part. Foids love it.
It’s so easy, people are just too lazy to learn how to do it by themselves
 
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None of them can cut hair good anyways. All barbers can do is fades. All hairdressers can do is long hair on women which is easy. You have to learn how to cut it yourself
 
None of them can cut hair good anyways. All barbers can do is fades. All hairdressers can do is long hair on women which is easy. You have to learn how to cut it yourself
Ion wanna mess it up tho
 
What about the back?
You just take a small mirror and point it towards the big mirror in your bathroom and you can see the back of your head. With the other hand you do the cutting
 
I’ve thought for so long about learning to cut my own hair but everyone tells me it’s a terrible idea
Lemme put u on rq. Always start with a fk ton of hair as a safe measure. And aim for messy hairstyles so if u fk up the layers it won't show much
 
It’s so easy, people are just too lazy to learn how to do it by themselves
Fr bro.
What hairstyle u got?
I can do the tiktok fringe but i stopped.
Middle part and warrior cut.
 
Wow now that i think abt it ive never ever had a good haircut :think:

@abzz u gna save me bro :aheago:
 
Nah bro u gotta shake things up
I‘m going out in a few minutes, don’t have time to the explain shit. When they get longer i shorten them. It’s not hard to understand
 

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