I fumbled a milf today, brutally fridge cucked

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FML was at the club, shit was dead icl. Some girl starts playing with my hair, because she's standing on a little platform behind me right. So i go to stand besides her, put my hand on her, she's trying to dance, talk a little (rare possibility because theres like maybe 40 people inside at most). She tell's me shes 28 and says "Op een oude fiets moet je het leren" which means something along the lines of "you have to learn on an old bike" don't really matter she's clearly DTF. In come's this bitch who was previously talking abt sum "we really gotta leave in like 30 mins", genuinely starts escorting this girl. :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy: This would've been a generation slay, shit i would tell my grand children... And some nigga stole my jacket while it's -5c out, truly some frank tufano luck today Snapchat 324151949 pic my hb sneaked
 
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FML was at the club, shit was dead icl. Some girl starts playing with my hair, because she's standing on a little platform behind me right. So i go to stand besides her, put my hand on her, she's trying to dance, talk a little (rare possibility because theres like maybe 40 people inside at most). She tell's me shes 28 and says "Op een oude fiets moet je het leren" which means something along the lines of "you have to learn on an old bike" don't really matter she's clearly DTF. In come's this bitch who was previously talking abt sum "we really gotta leave in like 30 mins", genuinely starts escorting this girl. :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy: This would've been a generation slay, shit i would tell my grand children... And some nigga stole my jacket while it's -5c out, truly some frank tufano luck todayView attachment 4523345pic my hb sneaked
Nice pic
 
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had to blur brody can't get caught dead with my face on .org bro. Nt status the last thing saving me:forcedsmile:😭
Funny read but 28 ain't milf son
 
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Milf in kindergarten maybe
 
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FML was at the club, shit was dead icl. Some girl starts playing with my hair, because she's standing on a little platform behind me right. So i go to stand besides her, put my hand on her, she's trying to dance, talk a little (rare possibility because theres like maybe 40 people inside at most). She tell's me shes 28 and says "Op een oude fiets moet je het leren" which means something along the lines of "you have to learn on an old bike" don't really matter she's clearly DTF. In come's this bitch who was previously talking abt sum "we really gotta leave in like 30 mins", genuinely starts escorting this girl. :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy: This would've been a generation slay, shit i would tell my grand children... And some nigga stole my jacket while it's -5c out, truly some frank tufano luck todayView attachment 4523345pic my hb sneaked
well damn find out where she lives
a true slayer never gives up on a slay
 
The pic basically explains the whole story without any words

Fascinating
 

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