i genuinely can’t have any form of chocolate or goyslop in my house

[ollieb1500]

my parents keep buying like packets of biscuits and muffins and i’ll have like 1 as a treat then i’ll just binge eat the entire fucking thing and be a bloatcel for the rest of the day

 

[Jeremy Meeks]

Same

 

[choppedcel2]

Ok

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

Me and you: Both not Chad
Me: eats chocolate, still not Chad
You: ignores chocolate, still not Chad

I life mog you, essentially

 

[ollieb1500]

Me and you: Both not Chad
Me: eats chocolate, still not Chad
You: ignores chocolate, still not Chad

I life mog you, essentially

true
i still eat it though
im 68kg and 6’2 and my face is still so puffy lol