I genuinely have zero idea how sex works as a 21 year old

[Deleted member 31457]

I don't know what position you and the girl is supposed to be in

I don't know where in the vagina you put your willy in

I don't know what motion you do to thrust ur willy in and out of it

I don't know what it feels like

I don't know how long it lasts

It's over.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

@Av0nr funny how?

 

[fjeiru]

they should teach how to attract girls and have sex in school so incels at least have a chance at not being incel.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

They should have Sex Practice at school to eliminate Inceldom forever.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

they should teach how to attract girls and have sex in school so incels at least have a chance at not being incel.

what attracts girls is looks you cant teach anything

 

[fjeiru]

what attracts girls is looks you cant teach anything

i used to think this, but now i realize while looks matter to foids, foids are attracted to perceived personality. it's just that foids are attracted to very shitty personalities, and they are also extremely judgmental and judge someone's personality based on looks.

 

[Rimaxtis]

 

[autistic_tendencies]

They will initiate all the moves if they actually like you

 

[Deleted member 31457]

View attachment 2539578

this is an alt fyi. i have 25k on incels.is and 40k on my old account here

 

[longjohnmong]

you put it in her hole. just be natural about it

 

[Ryan]

I don't know what position you and the girl is supposed to be in

I don't know where in the vagina you put your willy in

I don't know what motion you do to thrust ur willy in and out of it

I don't know what it feels like

I don't know how long it lasts

It's over.

me as a 19 yr old male soon turning 20

 

[Deleted member 31457]

you put it in her hole. just be natural about it

which one

 

[Deleted member 27746]

neither but im only 17

 

[longjohnmong]

which one

either one is fine

 

[Deleted member 31457]

either one is fine

how many are there and what are the diferences

 

[longjohnmong]

how many are there and what are the diferences

two. no real difference except poop comes out of one. go for that one if you want her to think you're a man of discerning tastes

 

[Deleted member 31457]

two. no real difference except poop comes out of one

arent there multiple vagina holes tho

 

[longjohnmong]

arent there multiple vagina holes tho

no, you fucking retard

 

[Deleted member 31457]

no, you fucking retard

what? and how do you know?

so the baby comes out the same hole that pee comes out of?

 

[Deleted member 31457]

no, you fucking retard

i looked it up and there is something called a vulva and something called a urethra. whats the difference between the two and how can u tell the difference?

 

[longjohnmong]

i looked it up and there is something called a vulva and something called a urethra. whats the difference between the two and how can u tell the difference?

for all intents and purposes the urethra is not there. you don't have to worry about it. it's designed for your dick to go in the right hole

 

[kovacs]

I don't know what position you and the girl is supposed to be in

I don't know where in the vagina you put your willy in

I don't know what motion you do to thrust ur willy in and out of it

I don't know what it feels like

I don't know how long it lasts

It's over.

just grope her

then finger her

kiss a bit in between both

push her on her back

stick dick in vagina, the vagina is lower than you might think

thrust in a natural way, tap into your caveman instincts.

grab her neck or pin her hands while having sex

 

[normie_joe]

i looked it up and there is something called a vulva and something called a urethra. whats the difference between the two and how can u tell the difference?

OK women have two holes. One is the urethra and the other is the vagina.

Men have one hole, the urethra.

Men cum and piss out of the urethra (pisshole).

Women only piss out of their urethra. You do not put your penis in their urethra, because it would be the same as putting a penis in your pisshole.

Their vagina is only for BBCs and popping out children.

Their urethra looks similar to ours.

The vagina is the actual hole itself and the vulva is pretty much everything including the labia, clitoris and the vagina.

It's like the head is just that pink part and the dick is the whole thing.

 

[wsada]

OK women have two holes. One is the urethra and the other is the vagina.

Men have one hole, the urethra.

Men cum and piss out of the urethra (pisshole).

Women only piss out of their urethra. You do not put your penis in their urethra, because it would be the same as putting a penis in your pisshole.

Their vagina is only for BBCs and popping out children.

Their urethra looks similar to ours.

I thought they only had a pussy and ass what

 

[Deleted member 31457]

OK women have two holes. One is the urethra and the other is the vagina.

Men have one hole, the urethra.

Men cum and piss out of the urethra (pisshole).

Women only piss out of their urethra. You do not put your penis in their urethra, because it would be the same as putting a penis in your pisshole.

Their vagina is only for BBCs and popping out children.

Their urethra looks similar to ours.

The vagina is the actual hole itself and the vulva is pretty much everything including the labia, clitoris and the vagina.

It's like the head is just that pink part and the dick is the whole thing.

i got confused and killed a horse

 

[normie_joe]

I thought they only had a pussy and ass what

Nah they have 3 holes: one for sex/giving birth(vagina), one for peeing(urethra), and one for pooping(anus).

We have two: one for peeing AND cumming(urethra) and one for pooping(anus).

 

[orangomango2003]

you can't enter your penis into the urethra because it's too small. It's very obvious where you need to put it (the vagina). if you don't know how to fuck you can practice by watching amateur porn and fucking a pocket-pussy/fleshlight. of course porn isn't the same as real life sex but you can get an idea of how it works.

my sex routine goes as follows:

1. touch
2. kiss
3. clothes off
4. oral sex

5. missionary

6. cowgirl

7. doggy

 

[Deleted member 31457]

you can't enter your penis into the urethra because it's too small. It's very obvious where you need to put it (the vagina). if you don't know how to fuck you can practice by watching amateur porn and fucking a pocket-pussy/fleshlight. of course porn isn't the same as real life sex but you can get an idea of how it works.

View attachment 2539839View attachment 2539872

my sex routine goes as follows:

1. touch
2. kiss
3. clothes off
4. oral sex
View attachment 2539867View attachment 2539868
5. missionary
View attachment 2539863
6. cowgirl
View attachment 2539865
7. doggy
View attachment 2539866

What is the most natural sex position

 

[St.TikTokcel]

I don't know what position you and the girl is supposed to be in

I don't know where in the vagina you put your willy in

I don't know what motion you do to thrust ur willy in and out of it

I don't know what it feels like

I don't know how long it lasts

It's over.

That's normal

 

[Deleted member 16275]

Brutal ERfuel.

 

[Deleted member 16275]

I promise you OP i will go ER on sex-havers. For us incels.

 

[Deleted member 16275]

That's normal

Bluepill central

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Bluepill central

Not at all. It's completely normal to be KHHV till 40 at least in the west and asia.

 

[Deleted member 16275]

at least in the west and asia.

Atleast in the west, the east, the north and the south

 

[Deleted member 14693]

What not buying a hooker as soon as possible does to a mfer @Manletmachine

 

[Carnivore]

It's pretty obvious where to put the penis, the pee hole is very small.

Just do missionary, or tell her to get on top and she'll do most of the work.

You'll probably last like 5 seconds the first time if you are even able to get hard.

 

[NewOneXY]

i fuck hookers or else i wouldnt know either

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@Av0nr funny how?

Ong bruh I watch porn and shit but I don't even like pussy thst shit like a gross fucking half life portal innit shit ain't pretty

Had to do some research, I've settled on sideways doggy while choking her and wrapping my leg around her leg

 

[longjohnmong]

Had to do some research, I've settled on sideways doggy while choking her and wrapping my leg around her leg

good choice

 

[Deleted member 29167]

ya same its over

 

[MoggerGaston]

Average 21 year old male:

'I have never had sex. How does sex work?'


Meanwhile the average 14 year old girl:

Well the other day she had her bf and another male friend over and had her door closed. Honestly not a big deal. The closed door isn’t really an indication of anything sexual, just her wanting privacy.

Her bf and friend both came over quite a few times over the last week so I casually asked my daughter why suddenly they had an extra friend.

My daughter informed me that she was dating BOTH of the boys.

 

[longjohnmong]

i can't tell if this is satire. this whole thread that is

 

[kovacs]

Ong bruh I watch porn and shit but I don't even like pussy thst shit like a gross fucking half life portal innit shit ain't pretty

Had to do some research, I've settled on sideways doggy while choking her and wrapping my leg around her leg

gay

 

[ihatereddit]

same but 27

 

[DelonLover1999]

thrust in a natural way, tap into your caveman instincts.

mogger advice tbf

 

[Deleted member 31457]

i can't tell if this is satire. this whole thread that is

What makes you think that? How is it hard to believe?

 

[Deleted member 31457]

I promise you OP i will go ER on sex-havers. For us incels.

Why I don't want you to

 

[longjohnmong]

What makes you think that? How is it hard to believe?

calling it your "willy." this phrasing "i looked it up and there is something called a vulva and something called a urethra." just seems too on the nose to not be satirical. seems fake.