I get dick mogged by my Dad!

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When I was talking to my dad about when your penis stopped growing, he said his penis stopped growing at like 19, and I asked what your dick size was at my age, and he said 7.5, and I said what is it now, and he said 8.5. He mogs me so fucking hard it’s not even funny. I have a 6 inch cock and I'm ugly. I didn't even inherit his looks and penis size. I literally just wanted to cry in that moment. I knew his penis was big but I didn’t know it was that big!
 
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i bet u liked that
 
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When I was talking to my dad about when your penis stopped growing, he said his penis stopped growing at like 19, and I asked what your dick size was at my age, and he said 7.5, and I said what is it now, and he said 8.5. He mogs me so fucking hard it’s not even funny. I have a 6 inch cock and I'm ugly. I didn't even inherit his looks and penis size. I literally just wanted to cry in that moment. I knew his penis was big but I didn’t know it was that big!
His shits not 8.5 hes prolly measuring wrong
 
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When I was talking to my dad about when your penis stopped growing, he said his penis stopped growing at like 19, and I asked what your dick size was at my age, and he said 7.5, and I said what is it now, and he said 8.5. He mogs me so fucking hard it’s not even funny. I have a 6 inch cock and I'm ugly. I didn't even inherit his looks and penis size. I literally just wanted to cry in that moment. I knew his penis was big but I didn’t know it was that big!
How do you look
 
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why do u care about your dick if your ugly as shit anyway
 
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maybe its time to kill your self ):
 
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I'll mog my dads size next year
 
Did he get erect and measure infront of you?
lol, no, but I found a photo of him online in his modeling days a couple years ago, when I looked up his name and scrolled down like a shit ton it was just him in underwear, and you can clearly see it’s big.
 
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no shit Sherlock why would I be on an incel forum then?
im glad you are! btw im having a amazing life with a girlfriend while your watching pornhub
 
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Tell him he needs to show you his erect penis or you won't believe him and it's that simple
 
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Tell him he needs to show you his erect penis or you won't believe him and it's that simple
CAGE, when I asked my mom, "Does Dad have a big penis?" and she said, "Bigger isn't always better." Lol, I literally asked the doctor for DHT or testosterone cream. They said that's only for very rare cases, so I can't even get this stuff that will make my dick bigger.
 
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When I was talking to my dad about when your penis stopped growing, he said his penis stopped growing at like 19, and I asked what your dick size was at my age, and he said 7.5, and I said what is it now, and he said 8.5. He mogs me so fucking hard it’s not even funny. I have a 6 inch cock and I'm ugly. I didn't even inherit his looks and penis size. I literally just wanted to cry in that moment. I knew his penis was big but I didn’t know it was that big!
The last sentence is crazy
 
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It seems weird that you're thinking about your dad dick.
Im only thinking about it cause i have a small one and i want to see if mine will grow more
 
lol, no, but I found a photo of him online in his modeling days a couple years ago, when I looked up his name and scrolled down like a shit ton it was just him in underwear, and you can clearly see it’s big.
8.5 is extremely big tho lol
 
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lol, no, but I found a photo of him online in his modeling days a couple years ago, when I looked up his name and scrolled down like a shit ton it was just him in underwear, and you can clearly see it’s big.
How old r u
 
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CAGE, when I asked my mom, "Does Dad have a big penis?" and she said, "Bigger isn't always better." Lol, I literally asked the doctor for DHT or testosterone cream. They said that's only for very rare cases, so I can't even get this stuff that will make my dick bigger.
You can grow it easily it just takes time.
 
Stretching. With your hands or with a device. Over time tension will result in increased tissue. You can increase girth too but it's not as straightforward.

There are a couple subreddits just devoted to this
 
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he said his penis stopped growing at like 19, and I asked what your dick size was at my age, and he said 7.5, and I said what is it now, and he said 8.5.
Average .org user size btw
 
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When I was talking to my dad about when your penis stopped growing, he said his penis stopped growing at like 19, and I asked what your dick size was at my age, and he said 7.5, and I said what is it now, and he said 8.5. He mogs me so fucking hard it’s not even funny. I have a 6 inch cock and I'm ugly. I didn't even inherit his looks and penis size. I literally just wanted to cry in that moment. I knew his penis was big but I didn’t know it was that big!
brutal
 
What kind of father has his priorities sorted like that

“Hmm just dropped the kids off, wife wants some action, let me measure my abnormally large penis size first in case my incel son wants to ask how large my penis is :feelshah:, Barbara can have this cock later”
 
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What kind of father has his priorities sorted like that

“Hmm just dropped the kids off, wife wants some action, let me measure my abnormally large penis size first in case my incel son wants to ask how large my penis is :feelshah:, Barbara can have this cock later”
He is a narcissist. He looks in the mirror 150 times a day and works out for 3 hours a day. Lol, he is self-obsessed.
 
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What kind of father has his priorities sorted like that

“Hmm just dropped the kids off, wife wants some action, let me measure my abnormally large penis size first in case my incel son wants to ask how large my penis is :feelshah:, Barbara can have this cock later”
Niga some diabolical shit
 
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Fuck you ugly faggot and your faggot dad
 
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CAGE, when I asked my mom, "Does Dad have a big penis?" and she said, "Bigger isn't always better." Lol, I literally asked the doctor for DHT or testosterone cream. They said that's only for very rare cases, so I can't even get this stuff that will make my dick bigger.
I cannot imagine how you can as a dude ask a doctor for this with a straight face lol
 
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Wow, you compared dicks with your dad?:feelswow:
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When I was talking to my dad about when your penis stopped growing, he said his penis stopped growing at like 19, and I asked what your dick size was at my age, and he said 7.5, and I said what is it now, and he said 8.5. He mogs me so fucking hard it’s not even funny. I have a 6 inch cock and I'm ugly. I didn't even inherit his looks and penis size. I literally just wanted to cry in that moment. I knew his penis was big but I didn’t know it was that big!
4PIfr4
 
When I was talking to my dad about when your penis stopped growing, he said his penis stopped growing at like 19, and I asked what your dick size was at my age, and he said 7.5, and I said what is it now, and he said 8.5. He mogs me so fucking hard it’s not even funny. I have a 6 inch cock and I'm ugly. I didn't even inherit his looks and penis size. I literally just wanted to cry in that moment. I knew his penis was big but I didn’t know it was that big!
Hate when that happens
 
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holy fuck who cares
 
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