I get hard when a cat sits on my lap or stands on it

[bottleofwater]

I had to get this out of my system, I had to,


I always feel my dick getting hard whenever a cat is on my lap


is this a truecel trait

 

[Mainlander]

My dick is always hard

 

[Deleted member 130314]

yes nigga how does a cat standing on your dick get you hard

 

[bottleofwater]

My dick is always hard

proof (no homo obviosuly)

 

[Mainlander]

proof (no homo obviosuly)

Nofap makes me giga horny all the time

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

@Quncho @Orc @Gengar state of the forum btw

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

this is like the third zoophilia post I've seen on org

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

this is like the third zoophilia post I've seen on org

today

 

[bottleofwater]

@Quncho @Orc @Gengar state of the forum btw

Joined Jul 8, 2025


do you even know what your on abt

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

Joined Jul 8, 2025


do you even know what your on abt

ur a 2025 cel too btw

 

[segmt]

its bc you watch bestiality porn

 

[Mainlander]

@Quncho @Orc @Gengar state of the forum btw

god doesnt exist

 

[Gengar]

@Quncho @Orc @Gengar state of the forum btw

I know a guy who fucked a cat and he ended up killing himself.

 

[Gengar]

god doesnt exist

Then what comes after this life?

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

god doesnt exist

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

Then what comes after this life?

prob the lights just turns off

 

[Mainlander]

I wish he would exist tbh

 

[FaceandBBC]

Whenever my dog is on my lap I get rock hard. I think I have some weird lap sitting fetish since I like the warmth around my shit.

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

I wish he would exist tbh

maybe he does

 

[Gengar]

prob the lights just turns off

Then, what’s the point of having kids?

 

[bottleofwater]

Whenever my dog is on my lap I get rock hard. I think I have some weird lap sitting fetish since I like the warmth around my shit.

what breed?

 

[Mainlander]

maybe he does

but would he be a good god after all?

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

Then, what’s the point of having kids?

to raise them and have fun and make memories with them

 

[HTNGrevious]

What the fuck

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

but would he be a good god after all?

yes cuz he gave us free will which caused evil

 

[FaceandBBC]

what breed?

Wire Fox Terrier

 

[Mainlander]

yes cuz he gave us free will which caused evil

we dont have a free will buddy

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

we dont have a free will buddy

give an example

 

[bottleofwater]

Wire Fox Terrier
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can you send a picture of yours? i bet its cute

 

[Mainlander]

give an example

Look up Determinism Alex o conner on youtube

I did alot of thread about hard determinism but im way tooo lazy rn to explain

 

[FaceandBBC]

can you send a picture of yours? i bet its cute

 

[Gengar]

to raise them and have fun and make memories with them

Well, you are only passing on suffering.

 

[bottleofwater]

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Would.

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

Look up Determinism Alex o conner on youtube

I did alot of thread about hard determinism but im way tooo lazy rn to explain

ok I will do it later remind me tomorrow to reply to this or follow me or text me idk

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

Well, you are only passing on suffering.

wym what suffering?? not everybody's miserable

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Look up Determinism Alex o conner on youtube

I did alot of thread about hard determinism but im way tooo lazy rn to explain

free will doesnt mean random will

dont know why people think determinism is contradictory to free will

 

[Quncho]

@Quncho @Orc @Gengar state of the forum btw

Gooners.org part 2

 

[bottleofwater]

Gooners.org part 2

do you get hard when a cat sits on your lap?

 

[Quncho]

do you get hard when a cat sits on your lap?

Fuck no. I don't like cats tbh

 

[bottleofwater]

Fuck no. I don't like cats tbh

fav domesticasted animal?

 

[Quncho]

fav domesticasted animal?

Dogs and snakes

 

[bottleofwater]

Dogs and snakes

what if a snake swalloed your dick


id get so turned on

 

[mulattocel]

You’re a furry

I’m so sorry

 

[kurd]

I had to get this out of my system, I had to,


I always feel my dick getting hard whenever a cat is on my lap


is this a truecel trait

@Gengar nigga

 

[bottleofwater]

@Gengar nigga

I NEVER SAID I LIKE BEASTIALITY

SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

[Quncho]

what if a snake swalloed your dick


id get so turned on

What the fuck?!

 

[bottleofwater]

What the fuck?!

joke

 

[kurd]

I NEVER SAID I LIKE BEASTIALITY

SHUT THE FUCK UP

i get what u mean tho i have pocd

 

[bottleofwater]

i get what u mean tho i have pocd

pocd?

 

[kurd]

pocd?

search it up