When was the first time you ever saw a pair of tits in the flesh?

[2vi]

Seeing a pair of bare naked female breasts can be a big thing for a young man. The first time I saw a pair was at my uncle and father's birthday bash. My uncle was turning 50 and my father 40. It was a huge party on about 5 acres of lake front. There was tons of food, booze, and a roasted pig. There were two tables filled with jello shots, one marked "Kids" for non alcoholic but kids from 8 and up we're taking the alcoholic ones. Nobody was watching the kids and nobody cared. The 90's and early 2000's were so much better.

Anyways, my aunt has hired a stripper for my uncle as a surprise. When it leaked to him that that's what she'd planned he was furious. My uncle was like the president of some type of management body for the lake we lived on so he put a stop to it. The stripper had probably come from about an hour away though so the show had to go on. My dad took his place.

I forget how the show started but my father was sitting in a chair under a big tent with a crowd surrounding the tent. There were like 12 kids aged 5 and up in the crowd as well, lol. Anyways, the music started and it was a hot Asian stripper. Short but hot with thick black hair and no tattoos if I remember correctly. I was 17 standing there with a beer in my hand staring hard. She took off her top and started grinding on my dad. My father looked so uncomfortable lol. Right then this fucking irritating becky came up and tried talking to me, "Are you James?". I quickly told her "yeah", then snapped back to staring at the hot stripper's tits. Then she's like "I'm so and so...", and I think I completely ignored her because she got angry. She shoved my shoulder, stuck out her hand and said "Hey man, put her there!". I angrily grabbed her hand then curtly turned my body away from her to continue watching the stripper and a lady behind us cackled, "Look at at James. Watching a stripper give a lap dance to his dad." Lol, the becky avoided me for the rest of the night.

"Bitch I'm a 17 year old virgin who's never seen a pair of tits before, and here's a pair right in front of me belonging to a woman who happens to be my exact type. I wouldn't have sex with you on my worst day! Quit fucking talking to me."

My father laughed about it later but was so embarrassed because all the young kids in our family had seen him getting a lap dance.

Good old uncle Steve passed away on the last day of 2023. He had a lot of crazy friends and threw a lot of memorable bashes.

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tales from kurdistan

 

[Lefty Rankin]

tales from kurdistan

From small town Michigan.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

tales from kurdistan

I'll send you to Kurdistan and make run errands, sissy.

 

[themsstrbaiter]

Seeing a pair of bare naked female breasts can be a big thing for a young man. The first time I saw a pair was at my uncle and father's birthday bash. My uncle was turning 50 and my father 40. It was a huge party on about 5 acres of lake front. There was tons of food, booze, and a roasted pig. There were two tables filled with jello shots, one marked "Kids" for non alcoholic but kids from 8 and up we're taking the alcoholic ones. Nobody was watching the kids and nobody cared. The 90's and early 2000's were so much better.

Anyways, my aunt has hired a stripper for my uncle as a surprise. When it leaked to him that that's what she'd planned he was furious. My uncle was like the president of some type of management body for the lake we lived on so he put a stop to it. The stripper had probably come from about an hour away though so the show had to go on. My dad took his place.

I forget how the show started but my father was sitting in a chair under a big tent with a crowd surrounding the tent. There were like 12 kids aged 5 and up in the crowd as well, lol. Anyways, the music started and it was a hot Asian stripper. Short but hot with thick black hair and no tattoos if I remember correctly. I was 17 standing there with a beer in my hand staring hard. She took off her top and started grinding on my dad. My father looked so uncomfortable lol. Right then this fucking irritating becky came up and tried talking to me, "Are you James?". I quickly told her "yeah", then snapped back to staring at the hot stripper's tits. Then she's like "I'm so and so...", and I think I completely ignored her because she got angry. She shoved my shoulder, stuck out her hand and said "Hey man, put her there!". I angrily grabbed her hand then curtly turned my body away from her to continue watching the stripper and a lady behind us cackled, "Look at at James. Watching a stripper give a lap dance to his dad." Lol, the becky avoided me for the rest of the night.

"Bitch I'm a 17 year old virgin who's never seen a pair of tits before, and here's a pair right in front of me belonging to a woman who happens to be my exact type. I wouldn't have sex with you on my worst day! Quit fucking talking to me."

My father laughed about it later but was so embarrassed because all the young kids in our family had seen him getting a lap dance.

Good old uncle Steve passed away on the last day of 2023. He had a lot of crazy friends and threw a lot of memorable bashes.

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Im so used to looking at tits even as a child not because I was addicted to porn as a kid but I have a big family of girls (12+ girl family members, probably more I don’t know of) and they change with each other and my mom would be naked around the house or other family members

 

[pprimus43]

Seeing a pair of bare naked female breasts can be a big thing for a young man. The first time I saw a pair was at my uncle and father's birthday bash. My uncle was turning 50 and my father 40. It was a huge party on about 5 acres of lake front. There was tons of food, booze, and a roasted pig. There were two tables filled with jello shots, one marked "Kids" for non alcoholic but kids from 8 and up we're taking the alcoholic ones. Nobody was watching the kids and nobody cared. The 90's and early 2000's were so much better.

Anyways, my aunt has hired a stripper for my uncle as a surprise. When it leaked to him that that's what she'd planned he was furious. My uncle was like the president of some type of management body for the lake we lived on so he put a stop to it. The stripper had probably come from about an hour away though so the show had to go on. My dad took his place.

I forget how the show started but my father was sitting in a chair under a big tent with a crowd surrounding the tent. There were like 12 kids aged 5 and up in the crowd as well, lol. Anyways, the music started and it was a hot Asian stripper. Short but hot with thick black hair and no tattoos if I remember correctly. I was 17 standing there with a beer in my hand staring hard. She took off her top and started grinding on my dad. My father looked so uncomfortable lol. Right then this fucking irritating becky came up and tried talking to me, "Are you James?". I quickly told her "yeah", then snapped back to staring at the hot stripper's tits. Then she's like "I'm so and so...", and I think I completely ignored her because she got angry. She shoved my shoulder, stuck out her hand and said "Hey man, put her there!". I angrily grabbed her hand then curtly turned my body away from her to continue watching the stripper and a lady behind us cackled, "Look at at James. Watching a stripper give a lap dance to his dad." Lol, the becky avoided me for the rest of the night.

"Bitch I'm a 17 year old virgin who's never seen a pair of tits before, and here's a pair right in front of me belonging to a woman who happens to be my exact type. I wouldn't have sex with you on my worst day! Quit fucking talking to me."

My father laughed about it later but was so embarrassed because all the young kids in our family had seen him getting a lap dance.

Good old uncle Steve passed away on the last day of 2023. He had a lot of crazy friends and threw a lot of memorable bashes.

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Never. With how things are going I likely never will.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Im so used to looking at tits even as a child not because I was addicted to porn as a kid but I have a big family of girls (12+ girl family members, probably more I don’t know of) and they change with each other and my mom would be naked around the house or other family members

Mother's shouldn't be naked in front of their make family members.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Never. With how things are going I likely never will.

You better start going out of your way to see them then.

 

[themsstrbaiter]

Mother's shouldn't be naked in front of their make family members.

I can just tell you’re white ass fuck

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I can just tell you’re white ass fuck

I'm an egg. Old stock American W.A.S.P. on the outside but yellow on the inside.

 

[iblamechico]

My dad passed when I was 9. He was always working.

 

[Ken]

In highschool a group of popular kids dared a ghetto black girl to flash the class. They were massive, the only tits ive seen irl.

 

[Rothschild]

Never

Anyways this is tales

 

[.Cx]

In highschool a group of popular kids dared a ghetto black girl to flash the class. They were massive, the only tits ive seen irl.

Thats how I saw girl my age wearing panties for the first time she mooned us they were red lace and I didn't even laugh I was in awe

 

[hunnidrounds]

Seeing a pair of bare naked female breasts can be a big thing for a young man. The first time I saw a pair was at my uncle and father's birthday bash. My uncle was turning 50 and my father 40. It was a huge party on about 5 acres of lake front. There was tons of food, booze, and a roasted pig. There were two tables filled with jello shots, one marked "Kids" for non alcoholic but kids from 8 and up we're taking the alcoholic ones. Nobody was watching the kids and nobody cared. The 90's and early 2000's were so much better.

Anyways, my aunt has hired a stripper for my uncle as a surprise. When it leaked to him that that's what she'd planned he was furious. My uncle was like the president of some type of management body for the lake we lived on so he put a stop to it. The stripper had probably come from about an hour away though so the show had to go on. My dad took his place.

I forget how the show started but my father was sitting in a chair under a big tent with a crowd surrounding the tent. There were like 12 kids aged 5 and up in the crowd as well, lol. Anyways, the music started and it was a hot Asian stripper. Short but hot with thick black hair and no tattoos if I remember correctly. I was 17 standing there with a beer in my hand staring hard. She took off her top and started grinding on my dad. My father looked so uncomfortable lol. Right then this fucking irritating becky came up and tried talking to me, "Are you James?". I quickly told her "yeah", then snapped back to staring at the hot stripper's tits. Then she's like "I'm so and so...", and I think I completely ignored her because she got angry. She shoved my shoulder, stuck out her hand and said "Hey man, put her there!". I angrily grabbed her hand then curtly turned my body away from her to continue watching the stripper and a lady behind us cackled, "Look at at James. Watching a stripper give a lap dance to his dad." Lol, the becky avoided me for the rest of the night.

"Bitch I'm a 17 year old virgin who's never seen a pair of tits before, and here's a pair right in front of me belonging to a woman who happens to be my exact type. I wouldn't have sex with you on my worst day! Quit fucking talking to me."

My father laughed about it later but was so embarrassed because all the young kids in our family had seen him getting a lap dance.

Good old uncle Steve passed away on the last day of 2023. He had a lot of crazy friends and threw a lot of memorable bashes.

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Fuck is up with yo hairline???? Holy shit

 

[boxillo]

Seeing a pair of bare naked female breasts can be a big thing for a young man. The first time I saw a pair was at my uncle and father's birthday bash. My uncle was turning 50 and my father 40. It was a huge party on about 5 acres of lake front. There was tons of food, booze, and a roasted pig. There were two tables filled with jello shots, one marked "Kids" for non alcoholic but kids from 8 and up we're taking the alcoholic ones. Nobody was watching the kids and nobody cared. The 90's and early 2000's were so much better.

Anyways, my aunt has hired a stripper for my uncle as a surprise. When it leaked to him that that's what she'd planned he was furious. My uncle was like the president of some type of management body for the lake we lived on so he put a stop to it. The stripper had probably come from about an hour away though so the show had to go on. My dad took his place.

I forget how the show started but my father was sitting in a chair under a big tent with a crowd surrounding the tent. There were like 12 kids aged 5 and up in the crowd as well, lol. Anyways, the music started and it was a hot Asian stripper. Short but hot with thick black hair and no tattoos if I remember correctly. I was 17 standing there with a beer in my hand staring hard. She took off her top and started grinding on my dad. My father looked so uncomfortable lol. Right then this fucking irritating becky came up and tried talking to me, "Are you James?". I quickly told her "yeah", then snapped back to staring at the hot stripper's tits. Then she's like "I'm so and so...", and I think I completely ignored her because she got angry. She shoved my shoulder, stuck out her hand and said "Hey man, put her there!". I angrily grabbed her hand then curtly turned my body away from her to continue watching the stripper and a lady behind us cackled, "Look at at James. Watching a stripper give a lap dance to his dad." Lol, the becky avoided me for the rest of the night.

"Bitch I'm a 17 year old virgin who's never seen a pair of tits before, and here's a pair right in front of me belonging to a woman who happens to be my exact type. I wouldn't have sex with you on my worst day! Quit fucking talking to me."

My father laughed about it later but was so embarrassed because all the young kids in our family had seen him getting a lap dance.

Good old uncle Steve passed away on the last day of 2023. He had a lot of crazy friends and threw a lot of memorable bashes.

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@TotalFrontier

ive only seen one girls tits and i was a bloated gymcell freshman year my tits mogged hers by far was pretty bad. but haha boobs get it

 

[hunnidrounds]

Anyways, I was a freshmen in college and I went into this one girls dorm room while she was piss drunk. We started making out and made our way back into my dorm room. She then unclipped her bra and rubbed her tits in my face

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Never

Anyways this is tales

No it's not. This kind of stuff was very normal back in the 80's, 90's and early 2000's.

Shit, back in the 80's and early 90's there was always a teacher or two at every highschool in America that was known to host keggers at their house for their own students just about every other weekend. Everyone knew it. That's just the way things were back then. If you didn't want your kids attending Mr. Johnson's keggers you simply made sure your kids weren't doing that sort of thing. You didn't try to rally with a bunch of other stupid angry Karen type parents to try to get that teacher fired.

Ask your parents or grandparents if you don't believe me.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Fuck is up with yo hairline???? Holy shit

I love it.