I go outside all the time and STILL have no bitches!

[Indracelly]

I go clothes shopping
I go to the library
I go to the movies
I go to restaurants
I strike casual convos with people my age around me
I go to public transportation
I go to the gym

HOW do I still have no bitches or friends? Fuck this shit give me my taxpayer funded state mandated gf NOW

 

[the BULL]

You know why....

 

[Bojack]

It’s not enough just to go outside. You actually have to engage people—which seems impossible unless you know them via social circle.

 

[Swarthy Knight]

No going outside for your face

 

[ilovetakis]

No going outside for your face