I got a .46 gpa ( not a larp gtfih

[nigerianprince2005x]

I spent this whole semester doing coke and slaying mtbs and attended 0 classes and didnt do my finals exam its so fucking over my parents askes for my grades and i morphed a pic into a 3.0 gpa since its more realistic then a 4 or something
Im hoping they dont find out cuz if they do ill get sent back to syria

 

[basedmogger]

oof, but dont worry bro, community college can reset your gpa for an actual college

 

[andy321]

I have a 2.2

 

[afroheadluke]

you’re so obviously gonna get caught lying and it’ll be over just tell the truth this isn’t something you can hide

 

[nigerianprince2005x]

oof, but dont worry bro, community college can reset your gpa for an actual college

Its my first year here and this aint a comunity college my parents paid 25k$ for 2025/2026 hard rip

 

[nigerianprince2005x]

you’re so obviously gonna get caught lying and it’ll be over just tell the truth this isn’t something you can hide

Aslong as they dont contact the university and ask for my academic transcript im good they give me a lot of pocket money that i use for roids if i tell them the truth ill get that money taken away and wont be able to continue my cycles

 

[basedmogger]

Its my first year here and this aint a comunity college my parents paid 25k$ for 2025/2026 hard rip

are you in the us?

 

[nigerianprince2005x]

I have a 2.2

Normal

 

[134applesauce456]

thats alright because F students are the inventors

 

[nigerianprince2005x]

are you in the us?

No im in the uk

 

[andy321]

Normal

Really ?

 

[Former Shortcel]

Its my first year here and this aint a comunity college my parents paid 25k$ for 2025/2026 hard rip

You deserve to get sent back to syria

 

[nigerianprince2005x]

Really ?

Yeah u wont get raped

 

[andy321]

Yeah u wont get raped

Cool my friends call me a retard bum for my gpa

 

[nigerianprince2005x]

You deserve to get sent back to syria

Haha its a joke im a uk citizen but still ill get raped hard and prolly homeless consdering i just turned 18 last aug

 

[134applesauce456]

btw it is impossible to hide this, they will find iur real grade sooner or later all they have to do is try

be careful to not get in even more trouble with them for lying

 

[basedmogger]

No im in the uk

Damn thats so brutal, maybe you can larp that you have suicidal ideations to your dean and that might help.

 

[nigerianprince2005x]

btw it is impossible to hide this, they will find iur real grade sooner or later all they have to do is try

be careful to not get in even more trouble with them for lying

Dude ik ill get caught at somepoint im just trying to avoid problems as long as possible so i can keep on roiding without getting cucked

 

[nigerianprince2005x]

Damn thats so brutal, maybe you can larp that you have suicidal ideations to your dean and that might help.

Tbh im agnoistic to begin with but i cant really larp a .4 gpa thats so fucked

 

[basedmogger]

Tbh im agnoistic to begin with but i cant really larp a .4 gpa thats so fucked

no tell them that your very suicidal and that your mind has been preoccupied and thats why your failing this drastically, really go for the sympathy card. I honestly see this as your only way out.

 

[Endoplasmic82]

No im in the uk

GPA in UK universities? Never heard of that in my life.
25k a year for uni tuition fees lol, such a scam ahah I pay 9.5k (which I think in itself is nuts).

Idk about your university, but first year grades do not count towards your degree, only second year (1/3 of your grade) and third year (2/3 of your grade) do.

However, it’s good to get good grades first year to show a track record of good achievement (ideally 2.1 of above) for work experience applications.

As long as you do well in the what’s that matter, you’ll be fine, but this will affect your chances at getting internships and vac schemes in your second year, but third year applying you’ll be fine as this second academic year you can have that track record (if you actually work instead of being a useless retard).

 

[Endoplasmic82]

GPA in UK universities? Never heard of that in my life.
25k a year for uni tuition fees lol, such a scam ahah I pay 9.5k (which I think in itself is nuts).

Idk about your university, but first year grades do not count towards your degree, only second year (1/3 of your grade) and third year (2/3 of your grade) do.

However, it’s good to get good grades first year to show a track record of good achievement (ideally 2.1 of above) for work experience applications.

As long as you do well in the what’s that matter, you’ll be fine, but this will affect your chances at getting internships and vac schemes in your second year, but third year applying you’ll be fine as this second academic year you can have that track record (if you actually work instead of being a useless retard).

Vac schemes are just specific to the career path I want, but this applies to general work experience^

 

[nigerianprince2005x]

no tell them that your very suicidal and that your mind has been preoccupied and thats why your failing this drastically, really go for the sympathy card. I honestly see this as your only way out.

Once i get caught ill start bait stabbing my self and acting crazy prolly wont work but im hoping that any higher power there is to make this go on for as long as possible

 

[nigerianprince2005x]

GPA in UK universities? Never heard of that in my life.
25k a year for uni tuition fees lol, such a scam ahah I pay 9.5k (which I think in itself is nuts).

Idk about your university, but first year grades do not count towards your degree, only second year (1/3 of your grade) and third year (2/3 of your grade) do.

However, it’s good to get good grades first year to show a track record of good achievement (ideally 2.1 of above) for work experience applications.

As long as you do well in the what’s that matter, you’ll be fine, but this will affect your chances at getting internships and vac schemes in your second year, but third year applying you’ll be fine as this second academic year you can have that track record (if you actually work instead of being a useless retard).

Whatever the case is i quit partying and drugs now im not that retarded i just dnrd uni in first term i got a perfect score in hs so if i wannna lock in i will im just scared the uni will somehow inform my parents

 

[basedmogger]

Once i get caught ill start bait stabbing my self and acting crazy prolly wont work but im hoping that any higher power there is to make this go on for as long as possible

Pray to gandy

 

[Endoplasmic82]

Whatever the case is i quit partying and drugs now im not that retarded i just dnrd uni in first term i got a perfect score in hs so if i wannna lock in i will im just scared the uni will somehow inform my parents

The reality is, even if you do shit in your degree, you’ll go back to Syria with a British degree and that will have a crazy halo affect back home.

Don’t spike your cortisol over this lil bro, it’s bad for your hair follicles.

 

[nigerianprince2005x]

The reality is, even if you do shit in your degree, you’ll go back to Syria with a British degree and that will have a crazy halo affect back home.

Don’t spike your cortisol over this lil bro, it’s bad for your hair follicles.

Hahahaha i already have a halo when i go to syria the stacies there love me cuz i have a uk citizenship but jfl if u think ill live there for the rest of my life 0 life opritunituties there
Norwood 0 btw

 

[nigerianprince2005x]

Pray to gandy

Nah i pray to taler maher not that deathnic