I got a handjob

[Mess]

and it was shit
at least that means she's inexperienced

@BimaxLaser @ey88 @gookcelriceR @GhostBoySwag @itzyaboyJJ

 

[gookcelriceR]

If you want a good handjob, ask me.

 

[Mess]

If you want a good handjob, ask me.

well I came back for a reason

 

[ey88]

Fucking chad

 

[134applesauce456]

is this real
Mess?

 

[gookcelriceR]

is this real
Mess?

It is

 

[Mess]

is this real
Mess?

this is the real og mess, i used my jewish influence to get my old name back

Fucking chad

shit was ass, took like 15 minutes because she kept slowing down because we could hear her parents walking about

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

is this real
Mess?

Yeah I may or may not have seen a video

 

[jeremyy]

and it was shit
at least that means she's inexperienced

@BimaxLaser @ey88 @gookcelriceR @GhostBoySwag @itzyaboyJJ

Got it from the fat ugly shitskinned gook in LA

 

[Mess]

Got it from the fat ugly shitskinned gook in LA

nope, my half french half irish girlfriend in her bedroom

 

[ChadAura]

and it was shit
at least that means she's inexperienced

@BimaxLaser @ey88 @gookcelriceR @GhostBoySwag @itzyaboyJJ

Handjobs are shit.

 

[jeremyy]

nope, my half french half irish girlfriend in her bedroom

Greycel tales until I see visual evidence

 

[ChadAura]

Greycel tales until I see visual evidence

Getting a girlfriend shouldn't be an achievement if you've looksmaxxed

 

[AustrianOak47]

lucky dude
handjob>blowjob

 

[我需要阴部]

and it was shit
at least that means she's inexperienced

@BimaxLaser @ey88 @gookcelriceR @GhostBoySwag @itzyaboyJJ

What was bad about it?

 

[Mess]

Greycel tales until I see visual evidence

@ey88 @Underdog9494 @h111 can vouch, i showed her to them on my old account

 

[ey88]

Greycel tales until I see visual evidence

It’s true

 

[Mess]

What was bad about it?

took too long and she wasn't squeezing very hard, it was like she was holding a burning hot metal pole or some shit

 

[h111]

@ey88 @Underdog9494 @h111 can vouch, i showed her to them on my old account

You didnt show me her but i believe you

 

[Mess]

Getting a girlfriend shouldn't be an achievement if you've looksmaxxed

i ain't looksmaxxed man

 

[Mess]

You didnt show me her but i believe you

damn I thought I did

 

[我需要阴部]

took too long and she wasn't squeezing very hard, it was like she was holding a burning hot metal pole or some shit

Probably just shy and inexperienced like you said so sweet.

My first handjob also went somewhere like that.

 

[tombradylover]

Another day another larp

 

[Mess]

Another day another larp

Sure buddy, sure

 

[LKSMAXPerson]

Yeah. I got a ride home for free. I mog

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Footjob better

 

[panjeet currycel]

Lotion
Back in the day these twin hot sisters came over to my parents cabin and argued about whos gonna jack me off when we were like 14
I just said ffs you can both do it and they did. They used lotion and when the one was about to make me cum the other one said she wants to make me cum then they started arguing again until one grabbed my dick and stroked whilst they argued then i cumd all over and they instantly stopped arguing and one said "thats hot" and the other one agreed. Shit was awesome

 

[theonewhorisesabove]

and it was shit
at least that means she's inexperienced

@BimaxLaser @ey88 @gookcelriceR @GhostBoySwag @itzyaboyJJ

Welcome to the club

 

[Mess]

Welcome to the club

chads.org the one whore above

 

[gookcelriceR]

Footjob better

I know a foid who likes feet JFL
She would have gotten me into footjobs probably

 

[Underdog9494]

took too long and she wasn't squeezing very hard, it was like she was holding a burning hot metal pole or some shit

Ur lucky bro, i got a big dick but i cum too fast

 

[Underdog9494]

I got fucking pied i think

 

[Gengar]

You're literally circumcised, of course handjobs are gonna be crap.

 

[notsocommonthumb]

You're literally circumcised, of course handjobs are gonna be crap.

bro got jewed at birth

 

[Gengar]

bro got jewed at birth

On day 7, goy! Say it right.

 

[Mess]

You're literally circumcised, of course handjobs are gonna be crap.

I'm not

 

[Gengar]

I'm not

Then I have more right to do aliyah because at least I have a Jew nose and a circumcised cock.

 

[R1PPer]

I get handjobs literally everyday (from myself)