I got a handjob

[Deleted member 121340]

and it was shit
at least that means she's inexperienced

@BimaxLaser @ey88 @gookcelriceR @GhostBoySwag @itzyaboyJJ

 

[gookcelriceR]

If you want a good handjob, ask me.

 

[Deleted member 121340]

If you want a good handjob, ask me.

well I came back for a reason

 

[Deleted member 80562]

Fucking chad

 

[134applesauce456]

is this real
Mess?

 

[gookcelriceR]

is this real
Mess?

It is

 

[Deleted member 121340]

is this real
Mess?

this is the real og mess, i used my jewish influence to get my old name back

Fucking chad

shit was ass, took like 15 minutes because she kept slowing down because we could hear her parents walking about

 

[Deleted member 67738]

is this real
Mess?

Yeah I may or may not have seen a video

 

[jeremyy]

and it was shit
at least that means she's inexperienced

@BimaxLaser @ey88 @gookcelriceR @GhostBoySwag @itzyaboyJJ

Got it from the fat ugly shitskinned gook in LA

 

[Deleted member 121340]

Got it from the fat ugly shitskinned gook in LA

nope, my half french half irish girlfriend in her bedroom

 

[ChadAura]

and it was shit
at least that means she's inexperienced

@BimaxLaser @ey88 @gookcelriceR @GhostBoySwag @itzyaboyJJ

Handjobs are shit.

 

[jeremyy]

nope, my half french half irish girlfriend in her bedroom

Greycel tales until I see visual evidence

 

[ChadAura]

Greycel tales until I see visual evidence

Getting a girlfriend shouldn't be an achievement if you've looksmaxxed

 

[AustrianOak47]

lucky dude
handjob>blowjob

 

[我需要阴部]

and it was shit
at least that means she's inexperienced

@BimaxLaser @ey88 @gookcelriceR @GhostBoySwag @itzyaboyJJ

What was bad about it?

 

[Deleted member 121340]

Greycel tales until I see visual evidence

@ey88 @Underdog9494 @h111 can vouch, i showed her to them on my old account

 

[Deleted member 80562]

Greycel tales until I see visual evidence

It’s true

 

[Deleted member 121340]

What was bad about it?

took too long and she wasn't squeezing very hard, it was like she was holding a burning hot metal pole or some shit

 

[Deleted member 62760]

@ey88 @Underdog9494 @h111 can vouch, i showed her to them on my old account

You didnt show me her but i believe you

 

[Deleted member 121340]

Getting a girlfriend shouldn't be an achievement if you've looksmaxxed

i ain't looksmaxxed man

 

[Deleted member 121340]

You didnt show me her but i believe you

damn I thought I did

 

[我需要阴部]

took too long and she wasn't squeezing very hard, it was like she was holding a burning hot metal pole or some shit

Probably just shy and inexperienced like you said so sweet.

My first handjob also went somewhere like that.

 

[Deleted member 22888]

Another day another larp

 

[Deleted member 121340]

Another day another larp

Sure buddy, sure

 

[Deleted member 110111]

Yeah. I got a ride home for free. I mog

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Footjob better

 

[panjeet currycel]

Lotion
Back in the day these twin hot sisters came over to my parents cabin and argued about whos gonna jack me off when we were like 14
I just said ffs you can both do it and they did. They used lotion and when the one was about to make me cum the other one said she wants to make me cum then they started arguing again until one grabbed my dick and stroked whilst they argued then i cumd all over and they instantly stopped arguing and one said "thats hot" and the other one agreed. Shit was awesome

 

[theonewhorisesabove]

and it was shit
at least that means she's inexperienced

@BimaxLaser @ey88 @gookcelriceR @GhostBoySwag @itzyaboyJJ

Welcome to the club

 

[Deleted member 121340]

Welcome to the club

chads.org the one whore above

 

[gookcelriceR]

Footjob better

I know a foid who likes feet JFL
She would have gotten me into footjobs probably

 

[Deleted member 91301]

took too long and she wasn't squeezing very hard, it was like she was holding a burning hot metal pole or some shit

Ur lucky bro, i got a big dick but i cum too fast

 

[Deleted member 91301]

I got fucking pied i think

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

You're literally circumcised, of course handjobs are gonna be crap.

 

[Deleted member 56968]

You're literally circumcised, of course handjobs are gonna be crap.

bro got jewed at birth

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

bro got jewed at birth

On day 7, goy! Say it right.

 

[Deleted member 121340]

You're literally circumcised, of course handjobs are gonna be crap.

I'm not

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I'm not

Then I have more right to do aliyah because at least I have a Jew nose and a circumcised cock.

 

[Deleted member 91099]

I get handjobs literally everyday (from myself)