I GOT A J * B AS COFFEE BARISTA

[Gaygymmaxx]

Kinda stressful, I'm not a social guy

But tbh its not that bad, I've worked similar j*bs

Someone who's worked it tell me what it looks like

I'm happy to get this j*b though, j*b market seems diabolical, I used to get interviews after applying once, like a few years back-

Now, this was the 26th j*b I applied for without a response

I'm exited to fix my NT and once again leave my house. Its been a while

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@PseudoMaxxer
@svarddre
@autistic_tendencies
@fashioncel
@Gengar

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Also a female dominated field

I need to lower inhib so its ideal

 

[RecessedCels]

Didn't you defend billionaires and talk about becoming rich a few months ago?

 

[fashioncel]

Kinda stressful, I'm not a social guy

But tbh its not that bad, I've worked similar jobs

Someone who's worked it tell me what it looks like

I'm happy to get this job though, job market seems diabolical, I used to get interviews after applying once, like a few years back-

Now, this was the 26th job I applied for without a response

I'm exited to fix my NT and once again leave my house. Its been a while

You're gonna get fired in a week,

Because you're ND.

 

[svarddre]

Will definitely help you with your social anxiety, congrats bhai

 

[ropemax]

just don't talk to customers about semen retention

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

You're gonna get fired in a week,

Because you're ND.

Nigga what the fuck??

Im not really even ND. just a bit awkward and robotic when I'm not comfortable

With people I know, I'm a jokester

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

just don't talk to customers about semen retention

No. That's non negotiable, I have to spread the gospel.

 

[fashioncel]

Nigga what the fuck??

Im not really even ND. just a bit awkward and robotic when I'm not comfortable

With people I know, I'm a jokester

Yeah This isn't the job for you.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Yeah This isn't the job for you.

Nigger fuck off you're jacking my swagger hella

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Never worked retail thankfully

 

[WKW]

Well done man, good luck to you!

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Well done man, good luck to you!

I forgot to censor J*B

Sorry org..

 

[WKW]

I forgot to censor J*B

Sorry org..

Almost caused a heart attack

 

[Jatt]

All male coffee baristas are gay

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

All male coffee baristas are gay

Atleast being bisexual will guarantee me to get some play

After all, you fuck whales which have found themselves stuck on land, don't judge Jatt

 

[Jatt]

After all, you fuck whales which have found themselves stuck on land, don't judge Jatt

True tho I’m a whale harpooner

 

[kurd]

WTF IS WEONG WIRH YOU WHY U GET J*Bb

IS THE NEXT STEP SHOWERING??

 

[superpsycho]

find a hqnp girl there and ascend with her

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

find a hqnp girl there and ascend with her

White women only I'm Indian by skin but aryan by heart

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

WTF IS WEONG WIRH YOU WHY U GET J*Bb

IS THE NEXT STEP SHOWERING??

Forgive me, I have betrayed org

 

[dawooddX]

Kinda stressful, I'm not a social guy

But tbh its not that bad, I've worked similar j*bs

Someone who's worked it tell me what it looks like

I'm happy to get this j*b though, j*b market seems diabolical, I used to get interviews after applying once, like a few years back-

Now, this was the 26th j*b I applied for without a response

I'm exited to fix my NT and once again leave my house. Its been a while

OMGGG LESS GOOO IM SO HAPPY FOR U
u will do and be fine ggm i believe in u eyelash halo might get u additional tips aswell

 

[JohnDoe]

Well well it's like this, I like my cawfee hawt and creamy
Mirin brah time to slay barista pussy

 

[einzigartig]

Kinda stressful, I'm not a social guy

But tbh its not that bad, I've worked similar j*bs

Someone who's worked it tell me what it looks like

I'm happy to get this j*b though, j*b market seems diabolical, I used to get interviews after applying once, like a few years back-

Now, this was the 26th j*b I applied for without a response

I'm exited to fix my NT and once again leave my house. Its been a while

u dont have to censor job

 

[User28823]

just put the ice in my latte

 

[JohnDoe]

The NEET empire has lost another soldier.

 

[gymceltard]

Why do you censor the word job?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

u dont have to censor job

Why do you censor the word job?

For fellas like this:

WTF IS WEONG WIRH YOU WHY U GET J*Bb

IS THE NEXT STEP SHOWERING??

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Also a female dominated field

I need to lower inhib so its ideal

This could be lowkey your playground if you go terra NT and start PUAmaxxing rn.

You’ll be seeing Stacies all day long.

Mirin bro happy for ya.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

OMGGG LESS GOOO IM SO HAPPY FOR U
u will do and be fine ggm i believe in u eyelash halo might get u additional tips aswell

Thanks blenchod

Well well it's like this, I like my cawfee hawt and creamy
Mirin brah time to slay barista pussy

It's game time, I need new friends for social status so hopefully I can be low inhib and get in the work crew

The NEET empire has lost another soldier.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

This could be lowkey your playground if you go terra NT and start PUAmaxxing rn.

You’ll be seeing Stacies all day long.

Mirin bro happy for ya.

Exactly bro ill see good looking women all day and interact with them directly

It's NT maxxing szn

I need to plot specific plans to lower inhhib give me advice on discord

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Didn't you defend billionaires and talk about becoming rich a few months ago?

I need money for a certain start up I've got in mind, gotta start somewhere and save some money

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Exactly bro ill see good looking women all day and interact with them directly

It's NT maxxing szn

I need to plot specific plans to lower inhhib give me advice on discord

Yeah nigga I will I promise, I’m gonna rot a bit here now and sleep soon it’s 5am

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Bump give me advice for talking to the huzz

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@PseudoMaxxer I got the interview tommorow morning

I'll nail it as it's a female interviewer and I'll be mogging out with lifts

I'm fantasizing about walking in, asking the cute female employees, "is that the boss out there?"

Then i walk outside and they start screaming and calling dibs on my dihh

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

@PseudoMaxxer I got the interview tommorow morning

I'll nail it as it's a female interviewer and I'll be mogging out with lifts

I'm fantasizing about walking in, asking the cute female employees, "is that the boss out there?"

Then i walk outside and they start screaming and calling dibs on my dihh

This is insane opportunity bro

You can fuck hella milfs too

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

This is insane opportunity bro

You can fuck hella milfs too

Lowkey with that much exposure

I should be asked for my own number here and there

Constant white girl exposure, and I'll be in lifts

I'm actually gonna have high smv when I fraud 5"8

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Lowkey with that much exposure

I should be asked for my own number here and there

Constant white girl exposure, and I'll be in lifts

I'm actually gonna have high smv when I fraud 5"8

I permafraud bro, you’re missing out if you don’t

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I permafraud bro, you’re missing out if you don’t

What?

You mean lifts? I never wear them tbh this is new to me

 

[sub5outsider]

im too retarded to do coffees

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

im too retarded to do coffees

Ima walk in on my first day with a notepad and lock in

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

What?

You mean lifts? I never wear them tbh this is new to me

Damn bro I’ve been perma frauding with lifts for the past 2 year now, my knees age is probably around 60 now but definitely worth it.

Even going from 5’6 to 5’8 has an exponential increase in SMV

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Damn bro I’ve been perma frauding with lifts for the past 2 year now, my knees age is probably around 60 now but definitely worth it.

Even going from 5’6 to 5’8 has an exponential increase in SMV

Very true

Even 5"6 to 5"7 is like huge

5"6 DOES NOT roll off the tongue

It's as subhuman, as 6"5 is chad

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Very true

Even 5"6 to 5"7 is like huge

5"6 DOES NOT roll off the tongue

It's as subhuman, as 6"5 is chad

Yeah bro if they ask height I even lato as 5’9/5’10 at times, these bitches are dumb as fuck they wouldn’t know if they are shorter than you even by 1 inch

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Yeah bro if they ask height I even lato as 5’9/5’10 at times, these bitches are dumb as fuck they wouldn’t know if they are shorter than you even by 1 inch

Im taking a 1.5 hour bath, and while I sweat I'll down water to create infinite debloat machine

Like a 2x2 water hole in mine craft

 

[fluxx]

Kinda stressful, I'm not a social guy

But tbh its not that bad, I've worked similar j*bs

Someone who's worked it tell me what it looks like

I'm happy to get this j*b though, j*b market seems diabolical, I used to get interviews after applying once, like a few years back-

Now, this was the 26th j*b I applied for without a response

I'm exited to fix my NT and once again leave my house. Its been a while

worst job for a org rotter

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

worst job for a org rotter

True but also best Job in a way

I can fix myself quick with this

 

[PsychoDsk]

NOOOO
NOT THAT WORDDDD

 

[Pueblo]

Stupid job